Tik Tok - Hot babes Hidden Inside

Discussion in 'iOS Apps' started by goodcode, Jan 12, 2010.

  1. goodcode macrumors member

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    Dear friends!

    I'd like to introduce our new app - Tik Tok!

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    The name may suggest that this is a COUNTDOWN utility app. YES & NO, coz we've got MORE for you!
    This app is probably the MOST INNOVATIVE one so far in App Store!
    It's ** A Countdown App Make-believe, A Library of Hotties in Disguise! **

    If you wanna get some hottie pics but wish to be protected from the "prying eyes" or maybe have kids around playing your iPhone, then you should think about getting this one.^^

    THis is what everybody sees ON THE SURFACE.
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    until you try the SECRET BUTTON... and something really secret reveals...

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    It has a safe icon, a real "camouflage", let's see if you can pull the wool over their eyes. :)
     
  2. Gokunama macrumors 6502a

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    Facepalm is unoriginal and boring these days...

    I have no need for this app, but it is a clever idea, and I'm sure rather than having a picture safe that a girlfriend is unhappy you'll never open, this app will keep them truly hidden.
     
  3. goodcode thread starter macrumors member

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    And I was also kinda thinking that maybe its a smart way to avoid some awkward moments when someone may "accidentally" find out those pics.
    No one will even notice since all it has is a safe icon and "boring" notepage while running it... :D
     
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    What's more pathetic, having porn on your phone or paying $1.99 to hide it? If I see this on anyone's phone I know what I'm going to do:D
     
  7. jackool macrumors newbie

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    Ohhh yeah! I bet my gf won't find this, I'll just play cool... :cool:
     
  8. goodcode thread starter macrumors member

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    Haven't figured out where the secret button is? :D

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  9. mayeray macrumors newbie

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    Holy sh**! If I found out my buddy got this one, I know the exact where to go. :D
     
  10. goodcode thread starter macrumors member

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    The last one you wanna to find out where is the secret button would be your gf... She will be like: I see what ur doing, no wondering ur taking your endless countdown note everyday! :mad:
     
  11. Luap macrumors 65816

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    Yeah, why type "Babe" or "Porn" into google and get this smut simply and for free, when you can pay for an app instead that with a couple of tricky ninja moves, gets you access to much the same sado crap?

    Like the app store really needed yet more low grade juvenile crap to satisfy the needs of brainless kids that just sprouted their first pube.
     
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  13. locoobug macrumors newbie

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    And maybe just some married old man needed when they probally may not get the chance to get porn right in front of his wife and if he got this one,its like he can cover himself and do things discreetly... ;)
     
  14. Sparky9292 macrumors 6502a

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  15. Sparky9292 macrumors 6502a

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    The problem is not the "smutty" apps, the problem is that there is a need for a pr0n category on the appstore.

    The pasties apps are really pushing it, as the app store approval team measures the amount of nipple area
     
  16. jackool macrumors newbie

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    True. And the censor guy must've had a lot dose of hotness. :D

    Another good point about this app is probably the usage of a "boring" icon, no offense, I mean who would've guessed it hides hot babes behind judging from the icon if you don't know the first thing about the app? ;)
     
  17. aaron11193 macrumors regular

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    Man some of you guys must have some lame girlfriends if you have to hide porn from them. Mine gives me porn and sometimes we watch/look at it together ;)
     
  18. akiloo macrumors newbie

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    Duuuude, really? That's amazing. Well, my gf is LAME!! Someone wanna exchange? :D
     
  19. senorian macrumors regular

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    i'm sorry but finding a girl like that is like finding a Unicorn.
     
  20. MacToddB macrumors 6502a

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    "If I could find a Unicorn, I wouldn't need a girl..." Wait, that didn't sound right. See, I was thinking of an old joke:

    An old man is walking through the park when a frog jumps out and says "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and make mad passionate love to you all night, every night."

    The man picks up the frog, and as he puts it in his pocket, says "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog."
     
  21. akiloo macrumors newbie

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    or....T rex. :)
     
  22. Gokunama macrumors 6502a

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    That's actually pretty good!
     
  23. locoobug macrumors newbie

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    For some weird reason, I didn't get it. What does it have to do with the app... Am I dumb? :p
     
  24. MacToddB macrumors 6502a

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    very little. It was in response to the comment that finding a girl who lets you look at such pictures (and perhaps joins in) is as rare as finding a unicorn. Which reminded me of that joke, of finding a talking frog. "at my age, I'd rather have a talking frog"
     

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