To hell with you

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by KingYaba, Jun 6, 2007.

  1. KingYaba macrumors 68040

    KingYaba

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    Face it, you're going to hell. But what level? http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

    I'm in the Fourth Level of Hell

    Let us see where the fellow MacRumor user will end up? Who knows, maybe you will be lucky and end up in purgatory.
     
  2. Fearless Leader macrumors 68020

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    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


    ohh yah I'm a horrible person. Good thing I don't believe in this stuff else I'm screwed.
     
  3. SkyBell macrumors 604

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    Wow I'm a horrible person...

     
  4. swiftaw macrumors 603

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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
     
  5. Fearless Leader macrumors 68020

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    dang i was close 9 by reading the description.
     
  6. yg17 macrumors G5

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    Same here.


    I was hoping to be a couple levels deeper. Damn :D
     
  7. SkyBell macrumors 604

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    Damn you all! (Just sucking up);) :p):D)

    Is it possible to get to the ninth level? I answered everything I though would be wrong, and I got level 7?:confused:
     
  8. Fearless Leader macrumors 68020

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    The homosexuality puts you at seven.., though I don't why im not there.
     
  9. DZ/015 macrumors 6502a

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    I only made level 7. I must be getting soft with age. Damn!
     
  10. cwedl macrumors 65816

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    Seventh Level of Hell

    guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
     
  11. bartelby macrumors Core

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    :rolleyes:
     
  12. xfiftyfour macrumors 68030

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  13. DZ/015 macrumors 6502a

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    Greetings from ring 7. I hope you enjoy paradise, you bastard!:D
     
  14. nplima macrumors 6502a

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    one you reach that level, you need to find 4 hidden gems then kill the boss :D
     
  15. Kingsly macrumors 68040

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    *points*

    "Ha Ha!"

    *sticks out tongue*
     
  16. Ashapalan macrumors 6502a

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    And drops a level by doing so...
     
  17. DZ/015 macrumors 6502a

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    Gotta put him in ring 2 at least. Feel the heat, baby.
     
  18. Kingsly macrumors 68040

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    *Brings buckets of ice water with me to share with you all*

    *Act of good will bumps me back up to heaven*

    :D
     
  19. it5five macrumors 65816

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    I got 6 because I don't believe in God. Surprised that didn't get me sent to the 9th. :p
     
  20. DZ/015 macrumors 6502a

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    Man, good people just bring me down...why can't you just be rotten like the rest of us? Misery loves company, you know.
     
  21. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Ooo, Sixth Level here. Fancy that!

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    It sounds a bit like Leeds, to be honest.
     
  22. walangij macrumors 6502

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    What the? Limbo?

    First Level of Hell - Limbo

    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

    so boring
     

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