To the girl that pooped in my Honda........

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by todd2000, May 13, 2009.

  1. todd2000 macrumors 68000

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    This is the funniest Craigslist add I've seen. :)

    http://newjersey.craigslist.org/mis/1163906336.html

    In case he takes it down:

     
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    Gosh what a sweet guy!

    She probably wants to crawl in a hole and die...
     
  5. Apple Ink macrumors 68000

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    Excellent..

    I guess Craig just got an idea for a new section on the site!
     
  6. albusseverus macrumors 6502a

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    Apparently it's not the kind of story SHE would want to tell her grandchildren.

    Hate to say it, but making a joke about it probably didn't help. "I'd love to see you again" and focussing only on the positives might have worked better.

    Apparently he knows her address and presumably phone number, but I guess she's not responding. Short of sending flowers or hanging around and begging, he's out of options.

    Putting the apparently not-funny-at-all incident in the ad just sealed his fate, nice guy though he seems to be, he doesn't get it - she's mortified and doesn't want to discuss it EVER.

    A sobering lesson for us all, I'd say and we can thank him for that much. I guess we can take away the obvious advice… If the girl don't want to talk about it, THE GIRL DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
     
  7. barr08 macrumors 65816

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    This is absolutely classic. This would do great on Digg

    Edit: got submitted on Digg 2 days ago, only has 2 diggs. I suppose I was wrong.
     
  8. bmacir macrumors 6502

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    I don't believe it's a true story but it's well written and it made me LOL.
    That said, I can imagine the conversation with her grandson:

    GSon: "how did you meet granpa?"

    GMother: "funny story: I pooped in his honda....:eek:"

    :D
     
  9. instaxgirl macrumors 65816

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    Ohhh, that's going to be one of those memories that's seared into her mind forever.
     
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    It made me laugh, but also wonder if true.

    Your conversation snip got me thinking.

    Grandson: "So what attracted you to grandma?"

    Grandfather: "It was her inner energy. In fact she shared some with me on the first date. I'll never forget that."
     
  12. iBlue macrumors Core

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    ^ You'd be surprised. Sh** happens.


    A friend of mine went on a date with a medical student. I think it was about their second date and they got really drunk. She spent the night on his sofa. She woke to find she'd peed her pants and in a panic she left and went home. Her only comfort was that he probably wouldn't be that grossed out since he was a med student but she was still obviously horrified. He called and said it's ok, I understand. I want to see you again, etc etc but she wasn't exactly up for seeing him again. I'm sure you understand.


    What a hilarious story, true or not.
     
  13. Ttownbeast macrumors 65816

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    That one will probably make it to the "best of" on CL hopefully LOL
     
  14. eyefoniac macrumors 6502

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    Haha, one of my college buds told me about a time this happened to him. Classic.
     
  15. themoonisdown09 macrumors 601

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    That just made my day!


    "First dates are always a crap shoot".
     
  16. sushi Moderator emeritus

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    Literally in this case. :D

    Reminds me of this commercial.

    At the end...

    "We've got chemistry here.

    You feel it.

    I felt it.

    Alright Janice."

    :D
     
  17. bmacir macrumors 6502

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    :D now that was funny :D:D. Spot on video.
     
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    This definitely should be an Fmylife entry, something like this:

    "Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. Everything was going well and at the end of the night I went into the guys car, he turned the seat warmer on and he leaned in to kiss me. I got excited. So excited I **** in my pants. FML"

    Hehe, that would be a good one :)
     
  21. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    It would be even more awesome if she was wearing white that day.
     
  22. 4God macrumors 68020

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    Fixed it for ya. ;)
     
  23. cr2sh macrumors 68030

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    I was on my way to the marketplace but this thread caught my eye.

    Wow. Just amazing.
     

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