You heard it here first, folks. There will not be a single mention that ISIS (i.e. radical Islam) declared open warfare on gays and lesbians and they are responsible for Orlando. It's going to an anti-NRA, anti-gun, pro-LGBT circle jerk the entire night. No doubt with plenty of Trump jokes thrown in for good measure. Crazy Joe Biden may even make a surprise appearance. Despite all that I'm going to watch. What can I say? I like the theatre.