Top 10: Reasons the Apple iPhone is Better Than Sex

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  1. IDANNY macrumors 6502a

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    ummmm...hello? god some people are total geeks...haha:D;)
     
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    Why can't sex and the iPhone just get along? Hey, know what's better than the iPhone AND sex? Using the iPhone during sex, there you go. Just make sure cookies are off. :eek: :rolleyes:
     
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    nooooo kidding. the person who made that list has never been laid lol
     
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    Sex never crashed on me while I was surfing teh web. Except for that one time, but she told me it was totally normal and happens to all men.
     
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    10 reasons why SEX is better then iPhone:


    1. don't need data connection
    2. don't need to recharge
    3. touch sensitive on both sides
    4. firmware never needs to be updated
    5. lasts longer
    6. can produce more humans - ever head of an iphone producing more iphones :)
    7. iphone is a money user. sex can be a money maker
    8. accessories optional, not essential
    9. no activation needed
    10. and finally, contract not 100% necessary
     
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    I don't know about you, but I need some activation to use sex. :D
     
  9. Mactropolis macrumors newbie

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    Top 10: Reasons the Apple iPhone is Better Than Sex

    Wrote this a little while back. Thought it might be noteworthy :) Let me know what you think!

    Top 10: Reasons the Apple iPhone is Better Than Sex

    If you have any ideas for other 'Top 10's' let me know!!!
     
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    Haha maybe I am :p The article was written all in good fun though.
     
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    Funny! By the way thats name of my iPhone on the computer :D
     
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    And as much I would love point no. 2 to be true, it isn't. Will a software (firmware) upgrade give an iPhone access to our HSPDA network? Ehhh, no.
     
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    It depends on the sex, really. Once a guy talked the whole way through. Talked about his day, that is. What his plans for the evening were. I was confused. So yes, the iPhone is infinitely better than that kind of sex. ;)
     
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    I was expecting the sort of thing you get in an email from mindless teens.

    In that respect I wasn't disappointed.

    Depends, some people don't pass it around like a 2nd hand toy. ;)
     

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