Top 5 things that will happen before T-Mobile finally gets around to shipping me my JB iPhone 7+

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  1. ApplePhan, Sep 27, 2016
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    ApplePhan macrumors member

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    5. My account that I previously had set up for them to charge to will be bought by another bank and the number changed.
    4. UPS will start delivering iPhone 8's by drone.
    3. Robots will be working at FoxConn making the iPhone 9 (They'll still keep the nets there because they too will be trying to commit suicide).
    2. The DMV will come out with an app to avoid having to go to the DMV (but it will only run on the iPhone7 or above).
    1. Gazelle.com will be buying a NIB JB iPhone 7+ (256GB) for $189.00
     
  2. JayLenochiniMac macrumors G5

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    1. A matte Black owner will start yet another thread bashing JB.
    2. A JB owner will start yet another thread saying how much they like JB.
    3. Another "Have you swim/shower with your iPhone 7/7+?" thread.
    4. Several more threads/posts by Samsung astroturfers.
    5. Several more hissing threads.
     
  3. 1080p macrumors 68030

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    #1. I am going to the dentist for some fillings at my 8:30 appointment.

    #2. I will drive to the UPS hub to pick up my Jet Black Plus 128GB that arrives today.

    #3. I go to Denny's for brunch with my daughter.

    #4. Take a nap.

    #5. Come back to MacRumors and either brag about my phone or complain about what's wrong with it.
     
  4. ApplePhan thread starter macrumors member

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    you are so messed up... LOL!
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    I take it your JB iPhone 7+ is waiting for you on your doorstep?
     

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