Trump accepts 10 year old boy to mow WH lawn

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  1. darksithpro macrumors 6502

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    Somehow I don't think this is going to go very well. CNN, MSNBC be like: OMFG, LOOK!!! WH forcing 10 year old kid to mow the WH LAWN! LIVE!

    http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/201...can-mow-white-house-lawn-potus-accepts-video/

    "“Frank, I’m happy to report back to you that I just spoke with the President, he wanted me to be sure and tell you that you’re doing a great job and keep working hard. He also asked me, we found out when we called, to let you know that we would be reading this letter to wish you a happy birthday. I think Frank went from 10 to 11 in the time that we received and were able to respond to this letter, and he also wanted to invite you to spend a morning here at the White House with the groundskeeper.”
     
  2. fitshaced macrumors 68000

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    Or maybe it would be completely ignored as it's not really news worthy. Good for the kid but not really important presidential news.
     
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  4. darksithpro thread starter macrumors 6502

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    WOW
     
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    Good for the kid.

    Why is this a bad thing ?

    The kid gets to spend time with the WH groundskeeper.

    Great learning experience for the kid.
    --- Post Merged, Aug 2, 2017 ---
    Unless of course the groundskeeper is :

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  7. blackfox macrumors 65816

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    oh, come on. A little levity...
     
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    Ha! He's at Trump grass cutting university now. He'll learn how to cut the best grass.
     
  10. blackfox macrumors 65816

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    So if the kid does a bad job, will Trump hire a new Landscaping Director to fire the kid, then replace the Landscaping Director?
     
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    Speaking as someone who mows his own lawn, that kid will never get one pass done. He will have to mow the lawn in sections. By the time one section is done another section will need mowing again lol. It's more like a real life cruel joke on the kid.
     
  12. fitshaced macrumors 68000

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    I wonder who's going to play the kid on SNL?
     
  13. yaxomoxay macrumors 68020

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    Lucky White House bastards. each time one of my kids has to help with the yard I have to start negotiations that would make the Arab-Israeli peace kids' play
     
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    Deny them video games or TV. Have you tried that yet?
     
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    At times stubbornness is stronger than the temptation of electrical devices ;)
     
  16. Zenithal macrumors 603

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    I expected Barron.

    I thought your kids were under six? I told my wife I plan on buying one of those manual reels and having our kids "mow" the lawn when I don't feel like doing it. She gave me that look.
     
  17. yaxomoxay macrumors 68020

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    I have a 15yo and an 11yo (just turned 11).
    Don't get me started on the 15yo..............
     
  18. Zenithal macrumors 603

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    Oh, yes, that's right. Your son is the oldest, correct? 15 YO you say? Right around permit time. Next year's the big licensing test. ;) I'm not a religious man, but if you want, I can throw in a quick prayer in a few months for your patience, possibly your life.
     
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    I wonder if they are casting the role now since it's likely Trump has been writing these letters himself.

    Why wasn't Pickles invited to the White House. Poor Pickles.
     
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    You've gotta admit Trump is pretty good at helping kids get Government jobs. Jared; Ivanka; Lara.....
     
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    A young entrepreneur sends a letter into the WH and gets a response with an invite to meet their groundskeeper and people **** on it. Pretty toxic these days.
     
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    Toxic? I think you're confusing having a little fun with toxic.
     
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    At some point, teenagers do rejpoin the human species...
     
  24. steve knight macrumors 68020

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    Not soon enough.
     
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    I am not so sure....
     

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