Use coworkers milk Just refill it from your faucet

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    It's either staged or she really really hates that coworker.
     
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    Staged indeed. First of all, the amount she could have expressed during that brief period would amount to little more than a table spoon's worth. Her coworker would never have noticed the shortage. Secondly, breast milk is more valuable (in monetary terms) than cow's milk. Third...

    Dayum, she was hot.:eek: She doesn't look like a new mom, no extra pregnancy flab anywhere to be seen.
     
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    I agree no way she would have gotten much out. and doing a striptease in a coffee room is a bit much
     
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    I only added the second premise because the concept was funny.
     
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    watched on of those foreign joke shows where they replaced the Batista with a lactating woman. when they asked for milk she whipped out her boob and added milk to their coffee.
     
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    she was good looking as well, it was funny seeing the wives hit the husbands when they tried to take a sip :D
     
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    No, you did it to bait people. Please stop, we're trying to have a constructive debate here.
     
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    I'm sorry. I don't care how hot she is, I'm not drinking stranger milk until it's been pasteurized first.
     
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    Actually I didn't, although I know why you typed that. You don't seem to think your viewpoint receives adequate representation, so in spite of being (presumably) a reasonably intelligent person, you resort to petty jabs. The concept of someone actually doing that out of spite is still funny, but it's probably because I'm vindictive.
     
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    It's only spiteful if you think of it a certain way. If you look at it from another angle, people-milk is apparently good for people, it's completely natural, and apparently kind of sweet, so all she's doing is providing her fellow employees with a dash of wholly organic Coffeemate.

    If she has diabetes, I bet it tastes GREAT!
     

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