Utah ceremonially declares porn a ‘public health crisis’

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  1. thermodynamic Suspended

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    http://www.sltrib.com/news/3795327-155/utah-ceremonially-declares-porn-a-public

    Let's see, avoiding public for the real thing, impractical images of what people should look and act like, predators, STD spreaders... wait, this is becoming ambivalent in terms of scope and reason. Ideally, people would form caring relationships where they don't cheat, spread STDs, or anything else. How to get people from being self-absorbed narcissistic carriers back to caring about the community... since governing people is an issue... of course, corporate personhood makes companies people too and nobody minds when they screw people over...
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    If nothing else, they can open up library firewalls, let library users see it, so families and children can then sue saying they don't want to see it. Or why everyone should be forced one way or the other...
     
  2. D.T. macrumors 603

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    If it's a health crisis, I must be Patient Zero ...
     
  3. steve knight Suspended

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    those two probably have midget porn on their computers. I can't imagine how much worse the bible belt would be without porn. well maybe birth rates would drop.
     
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    midget porn only uses half the data from regular porn ;)
     
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    the voice of experience :p
     
  6. juanm macrumors 65816

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    That's puny.
     
  7. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    Utah is wrong. Everybody knows the public health crisis that is corrupting peoples' minds is comic books.
     
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    Is this "feel-good" legislation? Personally I do think porn is a problem if overdone.
     
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    I hate that I laughed at this.
     
  11. Renzatic Suspended

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    Yeah, but you also could say the same thing about anything.
     
  12. BoxerGT2.5 macrumors 68000

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    No such thing as too much bacon.
     
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    I saw an advertisement for a bacon sundae once. It made me think a line had been crossed...
     
  14. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Red states are the biggest users of porn. Until 2000, Utah was #1.
     
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    I guess all the sexual repression and "abstinence only" education takes its toll on people. Porn is their only outlet. That's what happens when people are taught unhealthy attitudes towards sex from a young age.
     
  16. thewap macrumors demi-god

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    Utah is not a typical red state..

    Utah Mormons do not need porn..with multiple wives who would?
     
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    Can't knock it till you try it.
     
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    Neegghghhhhh...maybe.
     
  19. Thomas Veil macrumors 68020

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    Care for some watermelon-and-ham potato chips?
     
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    Only if there's chaffing.
     
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    They have pretty dry weather in Utah... Hulugu may have a point.
     
  23. Robisan macrumors 6502

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    Hey Utah, sing it: "You don't have to be lonely at Farmersonly dot com..."
     
  24. Huntn macrumors G5

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    The obvious solution, take the hint from Tennessee, to Hell with seperation of Church and State, vote to make The Bible the official State book, poof porn gone. :rolleyes: (But Governor vetoed it. Satan won again. :oops:)
     
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    Umm, then don't go looking for it *****.
     

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