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Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by wvuwhat, Sep 3, 2010.

  1. wvuwhat macrumors 65816

    wvuwhat

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    Death Penalty - Yes, eye for an eye even better

    Gay Marriage - Awesome, you're in love, true love, more power to you, you get all the rights.

    Guns - Yes please, the more bullets and the faster the action, the better. You don't like guns, cool, don't have one in your house.

    Gas Drilling - **** yes, if it blows up it's your fault. Pay us.

    Wind energy - the more the better.

    Trucks - The bigger the better, as long as you have a need for it.

    Economy - **** China, make it here.

    Abortion - Everyone makes mistakes, take care of it.

    Religion - hawking says it's not true, I concur. Hang the pedo Priests?

    Hybrids - Cool with me.

    Law - No big name lawyers for big media trials.

    War - If you were going to do it, you should have done it right and just nuked teh **** out of the Middle East. An elder CIA friend said if you nuked em, you'd get a bunch of glass out of the desert. I'm ready for an abundance of mirrors and new windows. If you're going to do it, do it right.

    Global Warming - Most likely a problem, no Al gore needed, live smarter.

    Food - I like meat, Chicken, Beef, Fish, but I understand the alternative.

    Immigration - Not invited. GTFO.

    Taxes - The rich ***** have all the money, tax them.

    Healthcare - If you need it, which I do, diabetic and unemployed, you get it, but if you don't have a green card, stay the **** out of ER's and Pharmacy's.

    Local Government - Appoint a sane person that will state your case well and we'll see about federal funds.

    Bailouts - You may have gotten some in the past, but before you get any more of our money, you have to pay back what you got.

    Weed - Legalize that **** and tax the **** out of it to subsidize other costs.



    I will be running for President the next election, vote for me.
     
  2. Eraserhead macrumors G4

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    Why shouldn't every country have a chance to make stuff? As long as you're making high technology stuff its still possible to compete on a global level.

    We are all people after all.

    Why not. Shouldn't people be able to get good lawyers if they want?
     
  3. R94N macrumors 68020

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    Definitely agree. People should be allowed to do what they want on that front, imo.


    Again, I agree, but only as long as there's a use for a big pickup or whatever. I can't see anything wrong at all with wind power.



    It's not hard to save some energy, and if people don't believe in that global warming stuff tell them they're saving money too, that should persuade them ;)
     
  4. skunk macrumors G4

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    Not a chance in Hell.


    The Death Penalty is inexcusable and irreversible barbarism predicated on blinkered binary judgement and a vicarious lust for revenge. An eye for an eye is even worse.

    Making "true love" a precondition for marriage is still discrimination.

    Having yet more guns in a country already swamped with weapons and blighted by a culture of righteous retribution is entirely undesirable.

    Oil/gas drilling without restraint is patently dangerous. Some accidents are not repairable.

    Making everything you want in the USA will cripple international trade and bankrupt your country.

    Hanging priests is no better than any other variant of capital punishment.

    Nuclear attack on entire countries is indiscriminate, a genocidal crime against humanity, entirely counter-productive and demonstrates a total failure of both foreign policy and basic humanity.

    Stopping immigration would be (a) impossible and (b) counter-productive in every way and (c) predicated on no retaliatory measures by other states.

    Denying healthcare to those without Green Cards is inhumane and shortsighted.
     
  5. Macky-Mac macrumors 68030

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    on the other hand, maybe sarah palin would be a better choice? :p
     
  6. obeygiant macrumors 68040

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    You can tax it but lets not go overboard here.
     
  7. flopticalcube macrumors G4

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    Your platform is riddled with problems and needs deeper thought.
     
  8. localoid macrumors 68020

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    Don't forget the little things...

    When it comes to holding the attention of crowds nothing works better than a catchy campaign song. Use of a tune with a euphonious refrain and a rousing chorus that makes use of triple alliteration, internal rhyme, and iambic tetrameter will virtually guarantee success!
     
  9. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Whoops. Found this in my PB account earlier today, and had a laugh.

    Time to share??

    (Damn, he does have a big head, does he not ... reference to another thread.)
     

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  10. skunk macrumors G4

    skunk

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    "If we pay all our workmen a dollar a day
    We can keep all our jobs in the US of A
    Drill, baby, drill for all we are worth
    Bugger the oceans and bugger the earth"

    We don't want change, we just want to be free
    Free to buy guns and free to make tea,
    Free to go bust, free to make war,
    Free to be hit as we flounce out the door."​
     
  11. flopticalcube macrumors G4

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    A cabinet post awaits you, methinks.
     
  12. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Flounce, Gracie?? :D
     
  13. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    I like that word.
    Sheesh, he's so old, even his skin is turning gray.
     
  14. Eraserhead macrumors G4

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    Which is actually pretty damn liberal.
     
  15. localoid macrumors 68020

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    Excellent!

    I'd like to suggest a place (and musicians) for the song's debut...

    [​IMG]
     
  16. MattSepeta macrumors 65816

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    Nobody in their right mind would vote for you. :p

    EDIT: I corrected your platform in BOLD
     
  17. Heilage macrumors 68030

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    Hell to the no. I'm not cooperating in human life being ended prematurely when avoidable.
     

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