After watching all the back and forth with the ridiculous mess that is the GOP, stress of prostate exam, religious conservatives, and one too many alien movies, I had a great dream last night. OK, secret to the universe, now I know it. : I go to doc for prostate exam, doc puts me under, they freeze dry me, I go to another alien dimension, and they enlist me against my wishes to join their religion, Mormonism. WTF, well it's a dream... The plan is to spread religion and for me to procreate. For some reason only men get freeze dried, can live without air, but oddly both sexes travel between dimensions. Most of us live in compounds in the middle of the country but not the coasts. But men shape shift from a dry, powder like being into flesh and blood human and this change happens every night. Besides a single faith, and only alliances with Southern Baptists and conservative Catholics, there are rules like no abortion and oddly, no condoms. It's also expected we are to be republicans and worship Glenn Beck, Fox, Mitt Romney, Ted Cruz, or Donald Trump. Earlier rules like no use of cars left a great need, and one of our Mormon brothers, Ben Affleck, made a car company, convinced all the aliens cars were necessary, and made a mint. I came up with the idea of overturning the ban on condoms and making money selling them with my own condom company. Then I woke up, and thought I had answer to universe, or at least a good idea to make money. Too funny, but still just a dream and not attack on any religious beliefs or political leanings Share your weird dreams.