What do you think Steve Jobs would say/do in this situation?

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  1. Boesky macrumors 6502

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    You're both in a room, and he sees you downloading illegal software for the Mac, and downloading illegal apps for the iPhone, while jailbreaking your friends iPod Touch.
     
  2. thegoldenmackid macrumors 604

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    I don't think he is looking at me. I don't think I'm doing that, especially in front of him.

    After we answer this: What does Steve Jobs do when he walks in on you watching porn?

    And: What does Steve Jobs do when he walks in on you making threads about him?
     
  3. Boesky thread starter macrumors 6502

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    He would be pleased, as I am typing this thread on a Mac, in a Safari window, with an iPhone on my lap.
     
  4. Ice-Cube macrumors 6502a

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    He's probably more concerned with why the hell are you in the same room as him.
     
  5. kroeks macrumors regular

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    I think he walks to the kitchen to see if there's some apple pie.
     
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    He turns to one of his goons and says "Terminate him."
     
  8. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    He asks if you can hook him up with a Demonoid* invite.

    *I know it's down at the moment, hopefully it'll be back.
     
  9. iBlue macrumors Core

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    I would fully expect a spanking for being a very naughty girl indeed.
     
  10. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    I think he'd ask why you started yet another silly thread.
     
  11. sysiphus macrumors 6502a

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    Probably call up Legal to take you to court ;)

    Honestly, who cares, though? He's a CEO, not a deity.
     
  12. Xavier macrumors 68030

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    Indeed. Hopefully my account still remains
     
  13. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    He would sic the Apple Black Ops division on you.
     
  14. lewis82 macrumors 68000

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    He would just Killall You.

    And you would be dead indeed.
     
  15. MorphingDragon macrumors 603

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    "How did you get in my house!? Wait stop, what are you doing!? Get OFF ME!"

    :cool:
     
  16. synth3tik macrumors 68040

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    He wouldn't say a damn thing. I would look at him, and be like "What? You gotz a starring problem or somethin'?"
     
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    Isn't it obvious. He would call in the heavy hitter and by that I mean he would tell Lars Ulrich that you've been downloading Metallica stuff illegally. Everyone knows that's worse than having a ninja after you. :D
     
  19. SXR macrumors 6502a

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    haha. exactly. he would think its some sort of setup . someone trying to kidnap him , and take over Apple :eek:
     
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    People like Boesky make MR all the more entertaining for sheer weirdness factor.... there aren't enough of them around...so funny. :p
     
  21. RawBert macrumors 68000

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    :D LOL



    BTW, synth3tik, love that avatar.
     
  22. Melrose Suspended

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    Honestly, I don't think he'd really care. He not stupid enough to think that stopping one person would have any effect on how many millions of people have done or will do the same thing. He's got other, bigger things to worry about.

    ...this is starting to sound like fun! :p

    Waloshin? Hello?
     
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    lmao!
     

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