I have wanted to go into the Apple store with my powerbook running Panther and a HD full of bootleg software (PS8 beta, etc.) and ask them to fix it because it has some imaginary malfunction associated with Panther. Then, when the clerk asks if I am a developer, I want to answer "no" and see how he reacts and see if he actually fixes my computer. If he refuses, Ill just start aruguing with him. Plus, Id be getting this all on film. Anyone else got anything?