So I broke my hand going to bed about 12 years ago. Somehow I slipped on a piece of paper and caught my hand in the bed frame. But that doesn't compare to my current stupid injury. Slicing off a piece of my thumb while cutting cabbage early Thanksgiving morning. It was one of those guillotine slicer things. My thumb got a little too close to the blade. The good news is the ER is quite at 2:00 am Thanksgiving morning. And they said it will heal on it's own.