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Although joke thread is a joke I can't help but put a real answer. I decide on the iPhone's name with pretty much the first descriptive word that comes to mind while I'm registering it through iTunes.
True story. When I got my first iPhone, the first word that came to mind when it asked me to name the phone was "*******". That name has carried forward as I've "restored from *******" over the years.