All my friends left early. I'm now in a party where I know no one. What the hell do I do? You say "meet people." How the hell am I to do that? I can't just approach some random person and say "hey" for absolutely no reason. God help me, I have absolutely no idea how the social thing works. There's no philosophy I can apply to it. It's all a mystery to me, and I'm just about despairing in alcoholic stupor here.