I know, I know, I'm gettin' all crazy on you...edesignuk said:Please, sensible answers only
Bob Slydell: You see, what we're trying to do is get a feeling for how people spend their time at work so if you would, would you walk us through a typical day, for you?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
Bob Slydell: Great.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door - that way Lumbergh can't see me, heh - after that I sorta space out for an hour.
Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
If you do the bit where you just stare at your desk, it helps to make sure your computer screen is on...mactastic said:Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.
If possible, hell I know plenty of people who do this and never get fired - of course do not advertise it. You have to pretend to be "taking a dump".5300cs said:...and get fired, if not arrested. What a great idea!
chanoc said:While bored at work try this: go to the bathroom, close the stall door and masturbate.
I sincerely hope you're joking.Jack232323 said:I do that almost every day. I have a very sexy co-worker who frequently comes in to the office dressed in tight sweaters and leather skirts. The way she dresses really shows off her attributes and that gets my attention.
I'd ask her out but that just aint gonna happen since she's married AND MY BOSS! I'm certain if she knew that I jerked off thinking about her, she'd fire me.