What would make this keynote WAY better.... 2pac style. if only.

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  1. sat165 macrumors regular

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    Steve came out as a hologram like 2pac did and did his old speech from the original iphone keynote. the crowd would go WILD. women would be taking their tops off and throwing them at the stage.

    then he drank a 40, rolled a j and rapped bout his dead homies and that would knock me off my chair at work

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  4. nnacrumors macrumors 6502

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    Not sure what ghetto rappers have anything to do with Apple product announcements :confused:
     
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    heck yes. brings me back to my middle school/high school days of listening to his music. RAP is not the same.
     
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    Probably the Dre/Tupac connection?

    Hi, I'm Captain Obvious and I'm here all week :)
     
  8. nnacrumors macrumors 6502

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    Still makes zero sense for an Apple product announcement, but nice try.
     
  9. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    Agreed. Sorry, OP, but that sounds awful.
     
  10. yanki01 macrumors 68040

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    mr. serious.
     
  11. bueller1 macrumors 6502

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    Settle down
     
  12. sat165 thread starter macrumors regular

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    calm down fella - the point was not about the rapper whatsoever - it was about the fact that i want steve back as a hologram.
     
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    Lol..I had a crazy, CRAZY dream that SJ's death was faked so he could 100% spend all his time concentrating on the iWatch. I somehow knew it was coming in the dream; but Tim Cook was talking about a new product and was standing in front of a huge curtain. The curtain came up and Steve was standing there with the watch on a silver platter. He was laughing and pumping his fist in the air. People in the crowd starting going crazy and fainting. It was really weird. Then I woke up...and was so disappointed. How crazy would that be if It really happened??
     
  14. solo118 macrumors 65816

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    I think it would be great if Steve popped in :)
     

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