What would you do if you found out that Steve Jobs is a MR member?

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  1. greygray macrumors 68000

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    As the thread title suggests, what would you do if you found out that Steve Jobs is a MR member?
     
  2. bartelby macrumors Core

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  3. robbieduncan Moderator emeritus

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    Not be all that surprised. He's cunning enough to be a member and not let any of us know.
     
  4. .Andy macrumors 68030

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    Probably join in with other forum members and complain needlessly and excessively over minutiae until he left.
     
  5. yetanotherdave macrumors 68000

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    Probably look through his posts/threads he's commented on. That's probably about it.
     
  6. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Steve Jobs is already a member of MacRumors.

    He's often found posting pictures of lolcats and fail pictures in the picture gallery forum, and also posts facepalm.jpgs whenever the topic of glossy vs. matte comes up, as it does from time to time. These facepalm.jpgs are a constant source of irritation for the moderators as they're usually way over-sized, needing resizing and reminder notes.

    Personally, I have a suspicion that he also haunts Blu-Ray threads using a number of sock puppet accounts to tell everyone why Blu-Ray is a waste of time.

    Keep an eye out for him.
     
  7. greygray thread starter macrumors 68000

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    :D Now how about the Tablet and a little sneak peeps?

    See bold. I know that, that's why I posted my thread in the picture gallery column that they should use TIMG tags. ;) Blu-Ray threads.. ah the irony of Jobs.. :D
     
  8. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    I'd ask him why Apple users post the most inane threads.
     
  9. andalusia macrumors 68030

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    I would be quite amused, and as another poster said, look through all his posts. I'd also probably argue with him pointlessly, even if he's right :D
     
  10. XNine macrumors 68040

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    I'd berate him the same way I do the rest of you scumbags. Then I'd ask him why he doesn't give me the option for other hardware. Then I'd ask him why the **** I had to scroll for two minutes on one of his facepalm.jpg posts in the matte vs. glossy thread I was reading.
     
  11. .JahJahwarrior. macrumors 6502

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    I would wonder why in the world Apple doesn't produce more products utilizing feedback from users here.
     
  12. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Perhaps it's because we are hardly Apple's target demographic.
     
  13. TSE macrumors 68030

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    Is this for realsies?

    I would probably do nothing.
     
  14. brad.c macrumors 68020

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    Thinking about it, I reckon he was a member but he got banned for trying to pass off his opinions as facts and making utterly ridiculous predictions which were usually the total opposite of what actually happened...
     
  16. tabasco70 macrumors 6502

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    I feel like it wouldn't be a big deal really.
    I mean it's just a forum. There are lots of ideas and suggestions floating around here that he could benefit from.
     
  17. Aluminum macrumors newbie

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    He certainly is a member of this forum, although he's somewhat undetectable.
     
  18. gilkisson macrumors 65816

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    Shhhhh. I must admit, though, there is a certain something missing...
     
  19. Jason Beck macrumors 68000

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    Ask him if he could kinda just "get" me a waacom tablet for school.
    :D
     
  20. janitorC7 macrumors 6502a

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  22. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    Yeah, that sounds like what I would do as well.
     
  23. iMJustAGuy macrumors 68020

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    Nothing. I have no doubt in my mind that he comes on these forums to get feedback and just see what people are saying. No doubt at all.
     
  24. it5five macrumors 65816

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    This.
     

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