So I went in to look at phones in store (9/25ish delivery for me) and I was at the display desk for the iPhones. Nearby there was some early-20-something average dude with his gf waiting in the main phone line about to get checkout by a worker. I was holding both phones just looking, and he made a loud annoying comment like yeah, I would never get that one its way too big. In my mind I snapped, but not before I returned an even more annoying blow. See the way he said it right when I was fondling the 5.5 with the 4.7 next to it I could tell he was wanting to get that hater energy out there so I could hear it. Maybe agree or comment with him? I dunno. It defined him at the time yunno? It represented the essence of his swag like how he was feeling these days. A pretty simple seeming guy. His girlfriend standing by his side. I wasn't even talking to him but he was being all chatty cuz who knows how long he had been waiting in line for pick up. So I felt this surge of irritation so I hit back with the totally unexpected: "CANT AFFORD THE BIG BOY PHONE HUH? HAHAHA" (With that fake, old man from the 80s laugh) It was the perfect level of basal ignorance to combat his. It hits them in two spots and if you want to have the last laugh this season thats how cheap you gotta go. I wasn't even talking to anyone just minding my business. Don't try to small talk me with some basic bs. I didn't ask for your opinion. Honestly people are getting really petty this time around out in public. I feel like the 6Plus is more awesome than ever because of the polarizing nature. You know you're doing something right when people are all insecure. So if people are gonna have cheap one liners, we are gonna need cheap rebuttals to get through the season.