When did you start...

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by 204467, Aug 27, 2008.

  1. 204467 macrumors 6502a

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    masturbating? Got the idea from my virginity thread (thank you Mord for the inspiration). Once again, state your gender and the age at which you started. Of course, if this offends you, just don't answer it. Nobody is forcing anybody to read this thread, so no flaming allowed. Just honest, anonymous answers about the safest (in my book) sexual practice out there.

    Male, about 14 and a half.

    Mod note: Enough complaints were registered that this was moved to a somewhat more mature forum....
     
  2. DJMastaWes macrumors 65816

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    Wow. As soon as I read the title, this is exactly what I thought this thread would be about.


    Also, I don't see how this is anonymous, seeing as how you can clearly see who wrote what just by slightly moving your eyes to the left.

    Anyway, although we all know everyone does it (despite what some of you guys might say), I'm not going to answer the question.
     
  3. quagmire macrumors 603

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    All I will say is that it is normal and women should start doing it more often. :p
     
  4. Dagless macrumors Core

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    Nice try. I thought that if I didn't meet someone at college that I'd give it a go but I met my now-girlfriend and never saw the need since. *shrugs*
    Not against it though. It's completely natural and a safe way to get kicks, like.
     
  5. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Right about the time I grew hair on my palms.
     
  6. Prof. macrumors 601

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    I knew this thread was gonna be about that. When I clicked on it and read the first word I got the shivers.

    I'd say 8th grade soooo... when I was... 13? I'm a guy.

    jpmittins - you are one horny dude. :p
     
  7. craigverse macrumors 6502

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    Hahahahahahaha. Probably like 13. My gawd. What a thread to start. :rolleyes:
     
  8. Prof. macrumors 601

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    That's the exact same face I had when I opened the thread!:eek:
     
  9. Mindflux macrumors 68000

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    I didn't. Your mom started for me.

    bada bing!
     
  10. DigiCatRedux macrumors member

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    Funiculi, Funicula
    Unknown

    Last night I stayed up late to masterbate.
    It felt so nice;
    I did it twice.
    Last night I stayed up late to pull my pud.
    It felt so good;
    I knew it would.
    You should see me working on the short strokes.
    I use my hand;
    It's really grand.
    You should see me working on the long strokes.
    I use my feet;
    It's really neat.

    Bash it! Smash it! Beat it on the floor!
    Smite it! Bite it! Ram it through the door!

    Oh it's so neat to beat your meat while sitting on the toilet seat!
    Isn't life divine? Funiculi, funicula!

    :confused:
     
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  15. brendanryder macrumors 6502a

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    o snap.
    :eek:....:cool:
     
  16. gregdrummeraz macrumors 6502

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    So many people are going to get temp. banned on this lol.


    BUt


    In the famous words of Chris Farley "Quit playing with your dingy"


    Sorry had too :D
     
  17. maestrocasa macrumors regular

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    Male.

    As soon as I realized that one part could reach the other part. Oh sweet joy!

    Besides, It's good practice for when you finally get one of these:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Girlfriend

    Good hand-to-genital coordination is key to any healthy relationship! :D:D
     
  18. northy124 macrumors 68020

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    OP what is it with these sexual threads? Do you have a girlfriend?

    Anyway 13, Male
     
  19. 204467 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Uhh, well unless you know something I don't, nobody on this forum knows who I really am, unless for some reason someone I know who also knows my email happens to be a regular frequenter of Macrumors. Anyway, when I said anonymous, I meant that nobody really knows who anyone is on these forums. That's all. It's not like your internet rep is going to be damaged or anything by responding here.

    Funny that a lot of people knew what this would be about before clicking it. Am I that predictable?

    I'm actually not that horny, I just think human sexuality is interesting to me. It's such a taboo subject (sex of all sorts) that it's hard to talk about with anyone, but here people are pretty much faceless, so I think it's easier.

    Okay, that's weird. I first heard that song about a year ago; my mom sang it to me (I think she was drunk) and said that she a a good friend of hers used to sing it a lot. Life's little coincidences.

    Man, some of these replies are funny! Keep them coming (hmm, did I mean that pun or not?).
     
  20. 204467 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    Well, I've only started two, so I don't think it's that strange. But yes, I do have a girlfriend; been together about seven months, very happy (and not sexually deprived, in case you were wondering. Not bragging, just saying in case you thought I was letting off steam by coming here). I just think human sexuality is interesting.

    P.S. Nice avatar.
     
  21. northy124 macrumors 68020

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    OK just wondering that all although this could of all been lies as this is online but I was only wondering, Nice to know your so interested anyway LoL

    Thanks
     
  22. swingerofbirch macrumors 68030

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    Based on the ages given you all must be referring to masturbation which led to a certain level of arousal and/or orgasm/ejaculation, because very young toddlers masturbate.

    So, I would first answer, I can't recall!

    To answer the intended question, I was 12, male.
     
  23. bigjnyc macrumors 601

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    wow you waited till college? and didnt do it all through high school? you my friend are tough as nails!
     

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