Which of your ports are virgins?

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jdm111

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So which of your ports are virgins? And when did they lose their virginity?
 

yoyo5280

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All of me portys on my macbook have lost it (it enjoys whoring around with cables of different ethnicity's), but my display port on my macbook was the last to loose it maybe 6 months ago. Good lil guy.

On my iMac quite a few USBs are actually virgins! Thats what you get when its a family machine.

On my mini, nothing is. All ports where raped of their innocence the second it was out of the box, twas my first mac after all.
 

SkyBell

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Only the modem on my eMac has never been used. There are a one or two USB ports that haven't been used on my desktop PC, and everything has been used on my netbook.
 

Schtumple

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The thread title is genius :p

The FW800 port on my (pre-unibody) MBP has never seen any action, and sadly the express slot neither, it's just sitting there, being a weak spot in my casing :<
 

Wild-Bill

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Every port on my Mac Pro is a slut, except for FW800. :D

The mini displayport on my Air is still a virgin. ;)
 

remmy

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Everything on my macpro, even added some more usb on a expansion card so it could use them as well.
 

kellen

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Microphone and front firewire 800 for the mac pro and the macbook pro. They have similar standards and won't go sleeping with any firewire 800 or microphone.
 

Forsaken

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Only the port for the charger has been used, and by god has that thing been used.
 

TuffLuffJimmy

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My microphone, mini display port, SD card slot (how??!??!), and kensington lock hole have never been penetrated.


Although I do accidentally slip my headphones into my microphone port every once in a while...
 

Hayduke60

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All of the slots on my mbp have had their virgin cards taken away except for the microphone hole and the express card slot.
 

Melrose

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This thread title reeks of the Mittens posts of yore. I miss him, in a weird sort of way... BUT to answer the question:

Firefire ports. Both are such prudes they belong in a convent. Well, and the Express-thingie slot. But it's got a little metal door that snaps up and down.. I once poked around in that out of unashamed curiosity, but nothing ever came of it.
 

creator2456

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My 17" uMBP has had all orifices filled at the same time on occasion. It only happens when it is hard at work though.
 

doubleohseven

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None of my ports are virgins... except the Security thingy if that counts. The MagSafe port is an absolute prostitute...gets used everyday :p

The microphone port would have been a virgin but I've mistaken that for the headphone port many times.
 

Consultant

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Jun 27, 2007
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Express card and security slot slot are still virgins.

Firewire 800 and USB gets it a lot.
 

Nabooly

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Display port, firewire port, and card slot have never been violated since i got my umbp...except i always have my finger wiggling around in the card slot, but i dunno if that counts :eek:
 

steve knight

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my mini has been used to the max. the usbs have been used with hubs so they are really getting sold around. I feel like a pimp.
 

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