White Houses releases photo of Cheney oggling naked woman?

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  1. Cleverboy macrumors 65816

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    Apparently, people have too much free time.

    Google "dick cheney sunglasses" and you'll find the Internet has found a new navel-gaze-a-licious pastime. Dick Cheney likes looking at nude sun bathers in public! --Or an incredible simulation.

    http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/photoessays/outdoors/06.html

    Well, in any case... she better watch her back. Stunts like that could get the poor woman shot... you know... if it was a... y'know... woman in the first place. :rolleyes: Maybe its the subliminal desire of all lonely men to see their right hand as a nude female. Yep... too much time on our hands.

    Getting the office of the vice-president to respond to mass hysteria over wide-spread erotic apophenia... PRICELESS. :D

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  2. killmoms macrumors 68040

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    You sure that's... ah... "time?" :p
     
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    WTF? Is it not quite obviously just his hand holding a fishing rod? :confused:
     
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    I think it's creepier that an I'm-looking-at-a-naked-coed smile is elicited from fishing.
     
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    You guys are seeing too much into the picture. Take it for what it is: a person fishing. If there was really a naked person there, do you think the photographer would be taking a picture of the V.P?
     
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    No naked people to see here. That is blatantly someone's hand when they are fishing.
     
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    If there weren't a naked woman there, do you think the VP would be smiling like that?
     
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    its a person's hand no question.

    i vote wasteland
     
  10. Santa Rosa macrumors 65816

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    There might have been a really good fish on the end of that line that he is blatantly looking at!!!
     
  11. Gelfin macrumors 68020

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    I have it on good authority the fish was naked.
     
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    I was just about to say that... :p
     
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    Well that's true. He never smiles.
     
  14. Cleverboy thread starter macrumors 65816

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    The original picture was ONLY the photo on the LEFT (in the first post, not this one). The enhanced shot was only obtained later. If I'd only posted the one of the left, I'm sure some folks would be questioning it. I first only saw the RIGHT one, and had to ask myself what the fuss was about.

    Seeing them both the first ruins the chuckle (I thought about only included the second image as a link, but passed on it). Regardless, its all silliness, but its a very real conversation occuring around the web (if you follow the Google link). I just did the footwork in putting it all together. Check out the original Whitehouse link.

    EDIT: Ok, now I've moved the zoomed image to this post, and included a bonus shot of Ron Paul licking his lips. Heh, heh.

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  15. spork183 macrumors 6502a

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    you had me at "Cheney naked"...

    Then you have to go and spoil it with Ron Paul's salacious little lick...
     
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    Freud would have a field day with some of the things people are claiming to see here.
     
  17. djellison macrumors 68020

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    Very VERY obviously a fishing rod.

    If there was a naked women there - do you think the photographer would be taking pictures of Cheney and not the women?

    Doug
     
  18. Roger1 macrumors 65816

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    Does anybody know where his fishin' hole is? I mean, I'm just askin' because I like to fish, not because I want to look at nekkid women or anything, ya know?
    :p

    Edit: I blew up the picture using Apple's universal access. It does kind of look like a nekkid woman.
     
  19. solvs macrumors 603

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    Oh, it's some kind of rod he's holding, I'm sure. :p

    C'mon, you set me up for that one. Surprised no one else went there. Maybe I just had to go there because I've a dirty mind. :p Despite the fact that, yeah, I didn't see anything either. It's a non-issue. But then, I don't think it was really meant to be news. Just something kind of funny about someone most of us hate anyway, even ignoring when he shot his friend in the face.
     
  20. Cleverboy thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Personally, I'm thinking the NEWS is that this *actually* MADE news (if that logic can be followed). I mean, we can look at the zoomed image all we like and say we don't see it, but... the "coverage" is hilarious.

    I wouldn't have thought twice if this hadn't sort of "blown up". Funny, funny, funny stuff. But that's just me. Points to the POWER of the Internet to make something that ISN'T NEWS into NEWS, simply by repetition.

    This post is part of that cycle. For me, this is a bit scary on a certain level, because this effect can become extremely damaging too.

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