So, I just put my girlfriend and one of my kidney's on Ebay in order to be able to buy the new 2016 rMBP. Are there any other sites where this can be succesfull? thanks!
Not me. She's 6'2, physically fit, and she's earned 2 martial arts black belts - I've seen her break stuff. Yikes! I enjoy my quality of life and my spine just as they are... OTOH, I'm looking forward to many, many purchase returns - especially BTO rMBPs - so there will be many, many refurb units available soon. :evil grin:
Of what? The OP's and OP's GF's kidneys, or of my GF mashing me into the pavement? Hold off on the latter, I haven't made her dinner yet...
hold on... I am about to post a pic of my girlfriend holding one of my kidnies...I guess that will increase the chances to get one of these new 2016 rMBP's.
Funny....you make me laugh....one time years ago I was operating this small pharmacy, I had a regular guy walk in and offer me two young girls (hot as Hell) in exchange for two bottles of Oxycodone 30mg. Decisions decisions..... Another guy came in and offered me $50,000 in cash for one of my blank prescription pads...he offered no girls so no sale....