Funny Story... (At least it was to me)
I used to work in a shop that could pretty much be described like working at the U.N.. Lots of different nationalities in a pretty small area.
One day, an Asian guy (Vietnamese, Korean, ???) opens up this container he just heated up in the Microwave and this smell permeates the entire floor. This guy is literally 4 isles over (6' high cubicles) and it smells like its on my desk.
There is this root that they eat, to say it smells like dirty ass would be an understatement.
Now I did smell it, but its nothing I haven't smelled before (root not dirty ass), and I wouldn't be so rude to comment about it, besides I was busy working and just ignored it.
The guy behind me, who isn't really right to begin with and happens to be a germaphobe, gets out of his chair and starts freaking out (Also Asian BTW). He starts running up and down the isle with a can of Lysol screaming "Ahhhh, what is that? It smells like Ass" at the top of his lungs all while spraying the Lysol.
The moment was surreal to say the least. This is a major financial company in NYC, and everybody is in suits. The folks who are on the phone stop talking and are just agape watching this scene.
The smell of dirty ass now mixed with lysol was making me queasy, so I had to walk away. Besides, I had this crazy F*** running up and down the isle screaming, so I wasn't getting much done anyway.
I guess I'm saying I would prefer hard boiled eggs to that root
