Why don't we just automate politicians while we're at it

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by Chew Toy McCoy, Apr 28, 2017.

  1. Chew Toy McCoy macrumors regular

    Chew Toy McCoy

    May 13, 2016
    It would probably take less programming and AI than it takes to solder a chip to an iPhone. Big savings to donors and tax payers. When you meet them at a town hall meeting you just hand them your W2 and if you make less than 250k it will just kick you in the nuts followed by a "I feel your pain" and a wink. Not only would that be refreshingly honest but it would also be hilarious.
  2. sorcery macrumors regular


    Mar 27, 2016
    Ring of Fire
  3. Solomani macrumors 68040


    Sep 25, 2012
    Alberto, Canado
    We could also just automate Fox News anchors as well! The Fox anchors will have implanted sexual harassment chips. The Malebots will be pre-programmed to constantly grope the Fembot journalists.

    And when the Fembot goes to HR to file a complain, the HR Clerkbot will always come up with the canned response:

    "Complaint denied. Get back to work, Unit 8569X."

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