Why You Won't Actually Move To Canada (Even If Trump Wins)


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I can't see what the merged posts are about, I assume they are youtube videos. What do they say? Immigration to Canada is not an easy task off hand and like many countries there's a process and it takes awhile... Then again anti-Trump people should just vote against him, it's a lot quicker and saves you time and money.
 

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I can't see what the merged posts are about, I assume they are youtube videos. What do they say? Immigration to Canada is not an easy task off hand and like many countries there's a process and it takes awhile... Then again anti-Trump people should just vote against him, it's a lot quicker and saves you time and money.
Canada must be racist...:rolleyes:
 
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The fact you have ski season at all goes to show that you're still too damn cold! :mad:
So that's the American plan eh? Warm up the planet so that Canada's climate is like the Carolina's (please stop there, Florida and Louisiana are hot and muggy sweat factories) then come up here and soak up all our socialized healthcare! Devils!!
 

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So that's the American plan eh? Warm up the planet so that Canada's climate is like the Carolina's (please stop there, Florida and Louisiana are hot and muggy sweat factories) then come up here and soak up all our socialized healthcare! Devils!!
well perhaps something can be worked out to avoid all that.........you take back Cruz and the Bieber kid, then Renzatic cuts back on the deodorant.......deal?
 

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well perhaps something can be worked out to avoid all that.........you take back Cruz and the Bieber kid, then Renzatic cuts back on the deodorant.......deal?
But then I'll be cold and stinky.

Though shipping Beiber back north is a tempting offer...
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Who wants to move to Canada? All their hockey teams suck.
Oh shi...
 

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Who wants to move to Canada? All their hockey teams suck.
Oh no you didn't.... <deep breath> <gnaw on stress hockey stick> <drinking calming beer not made out of rice and horse piss>

Ok, name me one NHL team that has more Amercians than Canadians. The Canadian kids go down south to show you Yanks (and I use that term in the British sense) to show you what really hockey is like... that and you guys pay more (generally). See we are capable of making non-socialist decisions!
well perhaps something can be worked out to avoid all that.........you take back Cruz and the Bieber kid, then Renzatic cuts back on the deodorant.......deal?
Um we'll take Bieber back and just subject him to a series of corrective treatments... Cruz, no, no way, never.
 

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Oh no you didn't.... <deep breath> <gnaw on stress hockey stick> <drinking calming beer not made out of rice and horse piss>

Ok, name me one NHL team that has more Amercians than Canadians. The Canadian kids go down south to show you Yanks (and I use that term in the British sense) to show you what really hockey is like... that and you guys pay more (generally). See we are capable of making non-socialist decisions!
Um we'll take Bieber back and just subject him to a series of corrective treatments... Cruz, no, no way, never.
1. A team from Florida made the playoffs, enough said eh? ;)
2. Canadians make up less than half the players in the NHL
3. The Pittsburgh Penguins.
 

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.....Um we'll take Bieber back and just subject him to a series of corrective treatments... Cruz, no, no way, never.
no deal unless you take Cruz too!

I guess I could switch to roll-on. Though I'd still be cold.

...hmmm
if Cruz isn't in the deal, you can double up on using the spray stuff........I guess Raid will have to switch to water skiing
 
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well perhaps something can be worked out to avoid all that.........you take back Cruz and the Bieber kid, then Renzatic cuts back on the deodorant.......deal?
Don't forget Celion, that is non negotiable. Bieber will most likely do himself in. We can't be so lucky with Celion.
 

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1. A team from Florida made the playoffs, enough said eh? ;)
2. Canadians make up less than half the players in the NHL
3. The Pittsburgh Penguins.
1. Florida gets a hockey team because they need a place to cool off. This was in exchange for keeping our senior citizens warm in winter at condo resorts near golf greens.
2. Canadians make up 49% of the entire NHL 2015-2016 roster (so you lucked out on semantics) this happens to be the lowest year ever! :eek:
3. Out of the 39 players in the Penguins 2015-2016 roster there are 17 Americans ... still more than the 13 Canadians, but I can't blast them too much. My Dad's cousin is(was?) the CFO for the Penguins (see 2009 image, guy on far right holding on to Lemieux). Last time they won he got the Stanley Cup at his cottage in Quebec... and I missed it!! :(



I guess I could switch to roll-on. Though I'd still be cold.

...hmmm
I can see about sending down some touqes for you. Keeps the head cozy eh.

no deal unless you take Cruz too!
Hmm give up winters or take back Cruz... No, still not ready

Don't forget Celion, that is non negotiable. Bieber will most likely do himself in. We can't be so lucky with Celion.
Merdé I though you guys would forget about her... Ok how about we take her back and give you three peanut butter cups in your Reese packs (like we have)... but no Cruz.
 
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well perhaps something can be worked out to avoid all that.........you take back Cruz and the Bieber kid, then Renzatic cuts back on the deodorant.......deal?
Don't forget Celion, that is non negotiable. Bieber will most likely do himself in. We can't be so lucky with Celion.
Exactly what I was going to say. We've had her long enough.

Personally, I also want Coffee Crisps sold in every gas station, too.
 

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Bring back Harper please before this new twit spends us broke.
Considering 80% of the current deficit would have happened anyway because of lower revenues and higher expense of already existing programs (not new ones), you know because lying Harper lied about actually going to 0 deficit, you are sure funny bud. The main reason there is a deficit is lying Harper and his fixation on oil and gas.

Considering Lying Harper's cut of the GST 10 years ago, while Canada was still in debt required, likely cost 100B+ over that period with no discernible advantage (as borrowing to cut taxes is never a good idea, AKA trickle down doesn't work), you're even more "funny". Cutting the GST put Canada in debt instantly and had long term impact on our financial position.

Go get some economic background and then come back to see us.

IF the Libs hadn't fixed the Harpo mess, we wouldn't have been able to weather the 2009-2009 recession so well; proof the mess that happened in 2015.
 
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