Lol... you know what image just cropped up in my mind?
"Tony Stark, was able to build this. IN A CAVE!! WITH SCRAPS!!"
Maybe we need the schematics of his arc reactor to put in notebooks?
Steve Jobs: "The truth is........ . . . . I
am Aluminum Man!"
[insert theme music, crows cheering]
John Ives "Actually, it's aluminium....."
[silence]
Steve Jobs: "What's that, UniBody Man?"
John Ives "The word is pronounced alumi-" [BANG] "..............."
Steve Jobs: "Anyone else have any opinions?"
[silence. guards clean up the stage.]
Steve Jobs: "One more thing....."
[presents new macbook pro]
Steve Jobs: "We think we've outdone ourselves this time! We really have. I'd love to show you what we've come up with, and here it is. It's .2 inches thin, the thinnest notebook ever! It's made of one block of aluminum, it's got the new FireWire 10, 000 port, not available anywhere else until 2012, and we think this is especially the killer app: No screen.
No more screen! This means you have more space on your desk, and the least amount of glare you could imagine! Incredible isn't it? And it starts... at just $9,999. And we think it's a pretty doggone amazing machine. Just look at that. Awesome. And there it is. Side. Front. Back. See the keyboard there. The iSight is right behind the 7 key. And it's shipping... tomorrow.
Thanks for coming!"
[flies away in aluminum suit]