So the US State department is currently launching a charm offensive towards a number of countries, fearing that Wikileaks is about to release large amounts of disparaging diplomatic communiques that may upset their friends and allies around the world. Just as a bit of fun, what do we think may be in the files? Do they label Tony Bliar as a "snivelling toady" for instance? Or refer to Angela Merkel as "Sarkozy's Love Poodle"? Is this going to be something super-embarrassing for the US or just going to cause a huge shrug?