Woman arrested for drugs had steaks in socks

Interesting. Now I'll always wonder about people with fat calves...they might really be stealing steaks!

She probably didn't have steaks for dinner at the jailhouse.

 

That is crazy- stealing steaks by hiding them in your socks!

 

I think I speak for everyone when I say...


What the ****?

 

Yeah, that was pretty much my initial response.

 

it's a common technique used in france to season and marinate beef

 

when i waited tables at this fancy french restaurant (when i was in college), on tuesdays when prime ribs were all-you-can-eat i used to order extra steaks and eat them in the bathroom, so in a way I can identify with the thief. food = $$$

 

A low stakes drifter.

 

I saw a guy once drop a kilo of cheese down his pants. I was considering diming him to the grocery store staff, then I got thinking about where that cheese was, and thought, naaawww, leave it be.

 

Sounds like something from Dr. Seuss.

"I've a steak in my socks," said Jake to the Gox.

(or)

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you stuff them in your socks?"

(or)

Pete's wife likes to dress strangely to eat. Pete's wife likes to put meat on her feet.

 

What is that called? Dick cheese? eeewww!!...

 

My name is Jock, I have a box. I bought some lox. And some socks. This is Jock's Lox Socks Box. It rocks.

 

LOL That was a great imitation of Dr. Seuss.

 

Wtf?!?!

 

Thanks. CanadaRAM's follow-up cracked me up too. That "It rocks," line was the topper.

 

True, his response was pretty good as well.

 

hehe, it wasnt windows of the world, but for williamsburg, va it was one of the nicer places. i meant the single bathroom in the hotel lobby, where i could privately dine on my napkin wrapped prime rib sans au jus with a rosemary twig on top. mmm stirs the juices just thinking about it.

 

Puns...

 

amazing. people never cease to astound me everyday. but rarely is it for the good.

 

thats the official spelling now, same with Canaduh. no longer puns...

 

I'm pretty sure he was talking about the "beef" portion of the comment.

 

Shhhhh! IJ may be around. And believe me, when it comes to puns, you don't want to get IJ started.

 

That's quite a common crime, junkies tend to steal cheese as you can survive a long time on it just gnawing away at a big old lump, it's one of the most stolen items from convenience stores.