There was a news report that was a bit strange. They were arresting people for drugs and found a woman with steaks in her socks. She stole them from the Perkins restaurant where she works. http://www.wftv.com/news/10338468/detail.html
Interesting. Now I'll always wonder about people with fat calves...they might really be stealing steaks! She probably didn't have steaks for dinner at the jailhouse.
when i waited tables at this fancy french restaurant (when i was in college), on tuesdays when prime ribs were all-you-can-eat i used to order extra steaks and eat them in the bathroom, so in a way I can identify with the thief. food = $$$
I saw a guy once drop a kilo of cheese down his pants. I was considering diming him to the grocery store staff, then I got thinking about where that cheese was, and thought, naaawww, leave it be.
Sounds like something from Dr. Seuss. "I've a steak in my socks," said Jake to the Gox. (or) "Would you eat them in a box? Would you stuff them in your socks?" (or) Pete's wife likes to dress strangely to eat. Pete's wife likes to put meat on her feet.
My name is Jock, I have a box. I bought some lox. And some socks. This is Jock's Lox Socks Box. It rocks.
It's Floriduh. You come to expect such things. I'm sure she couldn't understand why the police had a beef with her.
hehe, it wasnt windows of the world, but for williamsburg, va it was one of the nicer places. i meant the single bathroom in the hotel lobby, where i could privately dine on my napkin wrapped prime rib sans au jus with a rosemary twig on top. mmm stirs the juices just thinking about it.
That's quite a common crime, junkies tend to steal cheese as you can survive a long time on it just gnawing away at a big old lump, it's one of the most stolen items from convenience stores.