Woman assaults two men for not giving her oral sex

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  1. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Wow, just wow.

     
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    One would hope not.
     
  4. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    I take it the courts will provide a pubic defender.
     
  5. Chundles macrumors G4

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    This could get hairy. If they're not careful a lawsuit could leave them with a bad taste in their mouth.
     
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    Her lawyer will have to be a cunning linguist to talk her out of this one.
     
  7. glocke12 thread starter macrumors 6502a

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    haha.....
     
  8. Chundles macrumors G4

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    I dunno, the whole thing smells fishy to me.
     
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  11. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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  12. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Haha, her husband's friend volunteers his services right in front of him.
     
  13. Freeþinker macrumors member

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    There's a silver lining here

    Any prisoner incarcerated for a violent felony ought to be required to fulfill this woman's requests prior to release from prison.
     
  14. RawBert macrumors 68000

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    That face and the quote below are absolutely horrifying.
    I wanna vomit and laugh at the same time.
     
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    Lawyers would be all over that suggestion, as cruel and unusual punishment, even for premeditated murder. ;)

    Thanks.

    Not having actually read the link, I was so unhappy that you supplied me with that quote from same. :eek:
     
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    Insert "Kill It! Kill It With Fire!" jpeg here.

    Insert "Tugboat Foghorn" sound effect here, too... :eek:
     
  17. Jaro65 macrumors 68040

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    It just may be too late for that....
     
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    *sniffs chair*

    Did Melissa Lee Williams sit here? :confused:





    (Ok ok, too far.)
     
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    Connie Lingus was apparently a bad choice as a nom de fume.
     
  21. Gonzo3333 macrumors 6502a

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    If she had gotten a large breed dog and some peanut butter this would have never happened to her.
     
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    "Whose pickle is this?" -Lois Griffin
     
  23. Golfwolf macrumors member

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    Wow, nasty looking woman, not sure why anyone would want to help her out!!!
     

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