Woman on crutches, 33, accused of groping "Santa Tim"

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  1. Unspeaked macrumors 68020

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    LINK

    :eek:

    (Best line: "Capt. Bob Myles said police were able to quickly find and identify Lamy because she was on crutches.")
     
  2. mactastic macrumors 68040

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    Whoa lady! Santa's chestnuts are not for public handling!

    I guess if rosy-cheeked fat old men are your bag, x-mas offers untold fondling opportunities...
     
  3. carlgo macrumors 68000

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    A woman groped me when I was wearing a pimp costume to a party. Didn't call the police.
     
  4. flyfish29 macrumors 68020

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    Nuts groped in front of an open fire...
    Woman on crutches nipping at his clothes...
     
  5. dmw007 macrumors G4

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    Is this the only time of the year that Santa gets any "action"? ;) :D
     
  6. CalBoy macrumors 604

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    Just how does Rudolf feel now!:eek::p

    Sometimes these stories sleigh me.

    I suppose she might become a bit Vixen.

    I guess Santa didn't like it when she played with his Prancer.

    I could go on but I gather the point has been well stocked.



    :p
     
  7. ezekielrage_99 macrumors 68040

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    This gives new meaning to "Santa Claus is coming to town"

    Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding, I think she wanted what was in Santa's sack... ;)
     
  8. .JahJahwarrior. macrumors 6502

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    More like she wanted Santa in the sack...

    (can we get in trouble for jokes like this here? I mean...we've got the "cybering thread" and now Santa has been sexually assaulted....)
     
  9. ezekielrage_99 macrumors 68040

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    I'm guessing this is what puts the X into xmas :D
     
  10. CalBoy macrumors 604

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    Somehow "ho ho ho" just doesn't seem right...

    Ok, there are just too many of these. :p:D
     
  11. ezekielrage_99 macrumors 68040

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    Well in Australia Santa can't say Ho Ho Ho because it's offensive to women but in this case I think they'd let it slide....


    Then again I think it's very festive for this T-Shirt
     

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  12. Iscariot macrumors 68030

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    I wonder, would we take it more seriously if a man on crutches had groped Mrs. Claus?
     
  13. Lyle macrumors 68000

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    Yeah, I'm guessing that that wouldn't have the same comic value as this episode does. I'm going to go out on a limb (pun intended) and guess that this wasn't an attractive 33-year old female doing the groping, either.
     
  14. Kashchei macrumors 65816

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    You Aussies can claim to be using the South Louisiana version of Santa's call. Because of the French influence in the area, Ho Ho Ho is spelled Heaux Heaux Heaux.
     
  15. Tom B. macrumors 65816

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    <--- My time to shine!
     
  16. Dont Hurt Me macrumors 603

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    In my view its inappropriate for man to grope a woman, but a woman groping a man and he's calling the cops? he should be arrested.
     
  17. CalBoy macrumors 604

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    Why should he be arrested? He didn't do anything wrong.
     
  18. nbs2 macrumors 68030

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    Moreover, it's responses like those that indicate America's views on equality.
     
  19. Schtumple macrumors 601

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    Overkill in the pun department.

    if you have any more though I'll be impressed :p
     
  20. biturbomunkie macrumors 6502a

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    wtf?? at 65 he's way past his prime to qualify as a dilf.

    i thought it was gonna be one of those "santa hunks" that have at beverly center.

    if it's true i think he should be glad really.

    hell i took it as a compliment when a chick grabbed my butt on teh bus when i was in HS.
     
  21. ezekielrage_99 macrumors 68040

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    LOL got to love the Avatar :cool:
     
  22. ReanimationLP macrumors 68030

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    I guess she couldnt wait for Santa Baby to hurry down her chimney tonight. XD
     
  23. CalBoy macrumors 604

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    Well I did post this after:

    However, since you asked...

    She was simply jingling his bells.
     

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