Seems the Rhodes scholars over at WorldNetDaily hired a plane to fly a banner over the Dallas Cowboys' stadium during this past Sunday's game. The banner read, "Where's the real birth certificate? WND.com". It was, apparently, supposed to revive interest in this long-dead non-issue. There were only two teensy-weensy problems with their little stunt, however: The retractable roof of the Cowboys' stadium was closed, and It looks like they towed the banner during the day, and the Cowboys were playing a night game. Other than that, it went off without a hitch! But wait, it gets better. On their site, they actually crowed about it! Friends, we have an instant classic here. This one's so big it requires both a fail and a facepalm.