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Discussion in 'Politics, Religion, Social Issues' started by jkcerda, Oct 13, 2016.

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new candidates

  1. Hillary is the best

    4 vote(s)
    13.3%
  2. Trump is the best

    1 vote(s)
    3.3%
  3. we Miss Renzatic

    11 vote(s)
    36.7%
  4. Midget for president, taco trucks everywhere.

    21 vote(s)
    70.0%
  5. got to hell Midget

    7 vote(s)
    23.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. jkcerda, Oct 13, 2016
    Last edited: Oct 13, 2016

    jkcerda macrumors 6502

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    remove the current clowns at the top and start over? you can select MULTIPLE choice.
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  2. yaxomoxay macrumors 68000

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  3. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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  4. appleisking macrumors 6502a

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    First midget president will go a long way in the furtherance of our society. Plus tacos!
     
  5. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    If you don't vote for the midget you are a sizeist!
     
  6. daflake macrumors 6502a

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    I could use a taco right now as well. You get my vote!
     
  7. Raid macrumors 68020

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    I want taco's too... but midget for Prez?... no. How about "Secretary of Taco Trucks" instead? :p
     
  8. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    No, knave, the official title would be Taco Truck Czar.
     
  9. vrDrew macrumors 65816

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    I really believe that tacos are the new favorite American food.

    Hot dogs are full of nitrates, fillers, and odd bits of pig caracass. Nobody makes apple pies any more. Hamburgers are bad for your cholesterol.

    But pretty much everyone eats tacos. They are easy and cheap to make. I bet there isn't a town in this country where you can't find a restaurant (or minimart) that sells them. Kids like them. People with bad teeth like them (all the fillings are already chopped up.) You get your four basic food groups in them.

    I've had some tacos that were outstanding (Cempazuchi, on Milwaukee's Brady Street is my current favorite - their grilled shrimp and fresh spinach, topped with tomato and onion, and a lime aioli is exquisite). I've had a few tacos that were disappointing: Anything from the drive-thru window at Taco Bell after 9 pm is asking for mediocrity. But never a taco that was just disgusting. You can always get people to eat a taco.

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    Most of the tacos you get here in the midwest aren't anything like what you find in Mexico City or Toluca. But they are still pretty good. I just wish there was a taco truck down the corner from me right now, because this thread has got me hungry.
     
  10. jkcerda thread starter macrumors 6502

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  11. Raid macrumors 68020

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    Too Russian, don't want to be affiliated with those Commies eh? How about Taco Truck Tycoon? It has a capitalist ring to it, though not much of an official position.
     
  12. shinji macrumors 65816

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    Instead of not voting this year, I'm going to write in, "¡Jkcerda para Taco Jefe!"
     
  13. yaxomoxay macrumors 68000

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    Tycoon is too affiliated with Trump.
     
  14. BoxerGT2.5 macrumors 68000

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    LaBamba's, lived on it in college. Their slogan "Burrito's as big as your head" is dead on accurate.

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  15. VulchR macrumors 68020

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    jkcerda gets my vote only if he knows more than the generals.
    --- Post Merged, Oct 13, 2016 ---
    Good god - does it come with a coronary bypass special? Meanwhile, in the UK after Brexit...
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  16. BoxerGT2.5 macrumors 68000

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    lol, so good after a night of drinking. Some mornings you paid for it though.
     
  17. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    Ok, that could feed me for a couple of days.
     
  18. MadeTheSwitch macrumors 6502a

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    I would have voted for Midget for President as I like the idea of taco trucks everywhere, if not for the fear that that would mean guns everywhere too. :(
     
  19. Zenithal macrumors 68040

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    When I was in university, there was an absurdly small restaurant a few blocks from campus. It was a Mexican joint and my God did they have the best lengua tacos in the world. Better than the stuff I've had in Mexico. Sadly, they closed up after selling out to a developer some years later. A lot of places closed down back then. I mean, it's been a long time, but I went there for a family member's daughter's white coat ceremony and the entire place apart from the campus looks different.
     
  20. LIVEFRMNYC macrumors 603

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    I voted every choice except Trump. Now where's my Tacos?
     
  21. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    @jkcerda, are you not getting enough attention at home?
     
  22. twietee macrumors 603

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    Let's be glad Trump didn't promise Taco Trucks at every corner. Seems to be a game changer.

    Since I'm a bit taco-resistant I'm calling out mr. jkcerda for setting up false hopes and cheap propaganda. Sorry to be that guy.
     
  23. LizKat macrumors 68040

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    I did that too but I hesitated while voting for jk to go to the hot place. I only mean that 10% of the time.

    I dunno. Turnip's pollwatcher crew might haul you away in a white toyota. :eek:
     
  24. Huntn macrumors G5

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    Where is the another waste of space poll choice? :rolleyes:
     

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