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Scarpad
Feb 4, 2005, 09:18 AM
http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/MacMini2.html

If this guy ain't Anti Mac I don't know who is, but why would Mac Central link this obvious distortion of details

emw
Feb 4, 2005, 09:53 AM
If I actually thought someone would listen to this guy, I'd be more upset. But with an obvious lack of any real knowledge of Macs, or even general facts, it's easy to disregard this a pure uniformed blather.

I'm not saying everyone should love the mini, or Macs for that matter, but at least get your facts straight.

...I could get a Mac mini computer for $499 and have no keyboard or mouse, no serial ports, no way to connect a printer, no PS/2 ports, no floppy drive, no 5.25" bays, no PCI slots, no speakers, and no Windows XP...

...or I could grab an equally stylish, full-featured eMachine at the gas station with a bag of chips for less than half the Mini's price, with the added benefit of being able to run Windows XP.* Decisions, decisions.
no PS/2 ports?! WTF is that? No way to connect a printer? Um, USB. But really - an "equally stylish" eMachine?

Oh, and the part about

the new Mini is “smaller than most packs of gum” and weighs “less than four quarters” would seem to be about the Shuffle, not the mini.

Moron.

thequicksilver
Feb 4, 2005, 10:01 AM
People… it's a JOKE. It's a satirical review of the mainstream's reaction to Apple.

Read some of the other stuff on that site, it's meant purely as entertainment.

Alte22a
Feb 4, 2005, 10:11 AM
read the first few paragraphs and it was all wrong, so wrong that I didnt want to red anymore.

KCK
Feb 4, 2005, 10:16 AM
http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/MacMini2.html

If this guy ain't Anti Mac I don't know who is, but why would Mac Central link this obvious distortion of details

I don't know if it is a sadder fact that many Mac fans can't figure out this column is a joke or many Windows users can't figure out it is a joke.

emw
Feb 4, 2005, 10:19 AM
I don't know if it is a sadder fact that many Mac fans can't figure out this column is a joke or many Windows users can't figure out it is a joke.Yes, but I'm doped up on flu meds, so I'll use that as an excuse. I finally went to the divisiontwo.com website and it is apparent it's just a joke site.

brap
Feb 4, 2005, 10:22 AM
MR members are well known for not recognising satire when it's posted... kinda funny in itself. As for the article -- Hilarious and offensive!
Think of it more as a first computer for your daughter or niece than as a machine to get any serious work done and you’ll get the point of the Mini and its target market. It might also be the perfect computer for grandmothers or autistic children, for example.

killmoms
Feb 4, 2005, 10:40 AM
Do you guys never look at MacBytes or what? We were all over this mess of "satire" ages ago. :p

And yes, it's another "I wish I was as funny as The Onion but I'm clearly not" site.

rdowns
Feb 5, 2005, 05:13 AM
If you're going to post a thread, you might want to read the whole page you are referring to. How can you not get that this is satire.

Here's a hint, this was at the bottom of the page.

Mattel's BarbieOS challenges Microsoft Windows for the Hearts of Adolescent Girls

Here's the thread on it:

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthr...threadid=108552

daveL
Feb 5, 2005, 12:02 PM
I don't know if it is a sadder fact that many Mac fans can't figure out this column is a joke or many Windows users can't figure out it is a joke.
Maybe that's because the author didn't do a very good job. If you're not very up on Macs, why would you conclude that the information presented in the article wasn't fact?

MadMacs44
Feb 5, 2005, 02:53 PM
People please...think about this...its an odd and moronic tale...LAME!:)

BornAgainMac
Feb 5, 2005, 02:55 PM
Maybe that's because the author didn't do a very good job. If you're not very up on Macs, why would you conclude that the information presented in the article wasn't fact?

Perhaps this part..."So is the mini a maxi value?* For me, clearly, no.* When I consider that a good deal of my time is spent running applications like Disk Defragmenter, Scandisk, Norton AV, Windows Update and Ad-Aware--none of which are available for the Mac platform--it doesn't make sense for me to "switch" to a Mac at this time."

But a newbee PC user will think they need to run Windows Update and Scandisk on a Mac and not switch because it isn't available yet. The knowledgeable PC users will get a good laugh out of that and it won't affect them trying the Mac in their homes. The Mac Mini real market is the knowledgeable PC user that has all the tech toys.

Grandma and Joe Average probably won't be interested in the Mini because it won't have a keyboard or floppy drive. The concept of having a computer that small isn't in their grasp of understanding. I wonder what percentage of PC users fall into that category.

arf
Feb 5, 2005, 03:48 PM
http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/MacMini2.html

If this guy ain't Anti Mac I don't know who is, but why would Mac Central link this obvious distortion of details

Please, I despair with you guys......

When are you all gonna recognise a joke?

solvs
Feb 5, 2005, 07:38 PM
Maybe that's because the author didn't do a very good job. If you're not very up on Macs, why would you conclude that the information presented in the article wasn't fact?
Maybe some people won't get it, or will think it's true... but how many of them would be reading this site. Or any of the geek sites that mention it. If you're dumb enough to agree with any of that, you're either already a Mac hater already or you wouldn't understand the article anyway.

jemeinc
Feb 5, 2005, 08:56 PM
< "So is the mini a maxi value?* For me, clearly, no.* When I consider that a good deal of my time is spent running applications like Disk Defragmenter, Scandisk, Norton AV, Windows Update and Ad-Aware--none of which are available for the Mac platform--it doesn't make sense for me to "switch" to a Mac at this time.* But will Apple's famous marketing team be able to sell the the emperor an invisible computer anyway and turn the mini into a maxi hit?* That’s the question that remains to be answered.">

This was the part that really made me belly laugh- I guess the rest of it could have been mistaken for serious, but at this point everyone had to have realized, right?...

Bozola
Feb 5, 2005, 09:12 PM
Funny....

http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/appleweek1.html

mikeyredk
Feb 5, 2005, 09:19 PM
read the first few paragraphs and it was all wrong, so wrong that I didnt want to red anymore.

wow i think your IQ dropped

williamsonrg
Feb 5, 2005, 09:50 PM
You'd think the bit about a lack of 5.25" bays would have given it away...

Demon Hunter
Feb 5, 2005, 11:37 PM
You'd think the bit about a lack of 5.25" bays would have given it away...

Or maybe this line...

By using cheap Asian child labor to assemble the units, costs have been reduced even further.

ROFL.

dornoforpyros
Feb 6, 2005, 12:19 AM
lol that's a good read if your looking for a laugh...although the point about the one button mouse is valid...*ducks from sniper fire*

dswoodley
Feb 6, 2005, 01:45 AM
It is indeed a joke, however, i didn't realize it until after I emailed him telling him what a complete puke he was...boy do I feel silly. :eek:

Kreamy
Feb 6, 2005, 07:25 AM
ROFL that was amazing

Before i realised that it was a joke though i thought the guy was just dumb lol

munkle
Feb 6, 2005, 11:04 AM
As already mentioned, there is already a pretty healthy thread on this article but as some people seem to be suffering from irony deficiency this article from 'As the Apple Turns' may help:

Since things are a little slow right now, it's time once again for an AtAT public service announcement, and today's topic is a doozy: Recognizing and Appreciating Irony. Longtime viewers already know that we've had our share of problems with irony over the years, which we can only assume is our own fault; after all, contemporary U.S. society is increasingly irony-free, so it's only to be expected that a wide cross-section of AtAT's viewership might be ill-equipped to process excess doses of the stuff, particularly if it's mixed with another outmoded ingredient known as "subtlety." We use less (a lot less) of the latter than the former, so we usually stay out of trouble, but every once in a while people take us just a hair too seriously about Apple-commissioned ninja attacks, sellouts to Microsoft, or foreign anatomical spellings.

Why are we bringing this up now, you ask? Well, it's because dozens-- no, seriously, dozens-- of AtAT viewers wrote in demanding that we incorporate Divisiontwo Magazine's unfavorable Mac mini review into our plotline and proceed to rip the author at least six new orifices. The only problem, of course, is that Divisiontwo's review is quite clearly a work of satire already. If you didn't recognize it as such, don't feel bad; we all get fished in now and again. Heck, we ourselves crank this junk out for a living (such as it is), and even we frothed good 'n' hard when we first encountered Dr. Richard Paley's insane rants about Apple's insidious conspiracy to "heed not the message of the Lord Jesus Christ." By the time we had done the research and realized that the whole thing was a work of satire, we'd already cranked out a whole scene about it, which we decided to go ahead and broadcast anyway-- with an addendum, of course.

Unfortunately, there's no magic formula when it comes to recognizing irony, but absurdity is usually a helpful earmark-- especially in suspiciously high concentrations across several instances in a single article. In the Divisiontwo piece, for example, you might note the apparently-earnest suggestion that Apple "strike a deal with China to use inmates to assemble the mini" because it's not cheap enough yet, or the straight-faced claim that the mini "might be the perfect computer for grandmothers or autistic children." Note also that the "reviewer" purports to be "a DeVry graduate with an MCSE certification," which is, of course, the most useless qualification imaginable for an unbiased review of a Macintosh (or, for that matter, for just about anything else).

Furthermore, every one of the author's complaints is a criticism that only the most insular Wintel user could make; he bemoans the mini's lack of "a defragmenter or a registry cleaner" (but not the lack of a Registry), rails against claims that the Mac can run Office when he couldn't even get his Windows Office 2003 CD to install, and whines that Mail "can't execute scripts or open attachments without user intervention" right before noting that "in today's climate of non-stop worms, trojans and viruses, releasing a computer with no virus removal software is irresponsible on the part of Apple." There are a ton more-- practically one in every sentence. Notice how most of the complaints about the mini's "shortcomings" actually highlight serious flaws in the Windows architecture instead? Hey, neat-- that's irony!

We know what you're thinking: ignorant reviewers, analysts, and "journalists" make mistakes just like these all the time, so how can you tell when they're intentional and used for satiric effect? Well, consider the degree; the presence of one or two of these howlers might indicate a clueless author with a chronic case of lead poisoning, but there comes a point where you have to assume that anyone brick-stupid enough to have made this many errors would be too imbecilic to have figured out how to use the crayon to write the review in the first place. Of course, problems often arise when the satirist fails to gauge the irony-savviness of its audience and uses an inappropriate degree of subtlety. The problem is compounded in cases involving emotionally-charged subject matter (like, say, ignorant and unfair Mac reviews); just ask master 18-century satirist Jonathan Swift, whose brilliant A Modest Proposal practically caused riots when people thought he was seriously suggesting that the problems of hunger and overpopulation in Ireland could easily be solved by letting people eat babies.

So what can you do when you're not sure? Well, context can help immensely; if you put aside the Mac mini review for a second and scope out the rest of Divisiontwo, you'll find a ton of other articles, most of which you'll identify as obvious satire after the most cursory review. Read things twice, look for excessive absurdity, and consider whether what's said might actually be praising that which it criticizes and vice versa. If, after all that, you're still not sure whether what you're looking at is irony, you may be able to hire a Brit on a consultant basis to help; it's not a guaranteed solution (remember A Modest Proposal), but in general, the UK population seems less irony-deficient that those of us here in the colonies. Must be all those babies they eat.

I'm sure quite a few of the Brits on MR would be willing to offer their services as a consultant, for a small fee of course, and for anybody who's wondering...those babies are darn tasty (http://members.tripod.com/~JB5555/ap2/ateababy.wav) ;) :)

feakbeak
Feb 16, 2005, 03:28 PM
This is one of funniest articles I have ever read. I love this part:

"When I consider that a good deal of my time is spent running applications like Disk Defragmenter, Scandisk, Norton AV, Windows Update and Ad-Aware--none of which are available for the Mac platform--it doesn't make sense for me to "switch" to a Mac at this time."

KCK
Feb 16, 2005, 03:31 PM
I looked at the main page of the site and it doesn't seem to be a satirical site. The article could be a joke. I don't care, either way, it is one of the funniest articles I have ever read. I love this part:

"When I consider that a good deal of my time is spent running applications like Disk Defragmenter, Scandisk, Norton AV, Windows Update and Ad-Aware--none of which are available for the Mac platform--it doesn't make sense for me to "switch" to a Mac at this time."

I like the latest column from the same person.
http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/utilityshootout.html

The "review" is for utilities that have popped up on their on in the writer's computer in the last week. :)

telecomm
Feb 16, 2005, 03:47 PM
This article has been discussed before.

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=108552

FFTT
Feb 21, 2005, 06:16 AM
If you thought the Mac mini review was funny, you should really enjoy
grandma's Linux setup.

/http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/linuxbeat3.htm

PCMacUser
Feb 23, 2005, 03:58 PM
Heheh it was the Windows vs Linux review that cracked me up:

"I especially like the four games it comes with - Hearts, FreeCell (so addictive!), Minesweeper, and Solitaire. It's easy to see why XP is considered the ultimate platform for gamers."