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kgarner
Nov 18, 2005, 06:53 PM
I saw this (http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty) on del.icio.us and thought of katie ta achoo's avatar. Some of these are laugh out loud funny. My favorite:

Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the $@#% out of little kids.

EJBasile
Nov 18, 2005, 09:15 PM
Chuck Norris is my hero. I have a picture of him on my desk, on my dresser, and in my car. I also have room in my house as a shrine to him.

Why are so many people obsessed with him?

feakbeak
Nov 18, 2005, 09:17 PM
Why are so many people obsessed with him?Good question.

clayj
Nov 18, 2005, 09:21 PM
Hey, all I know is that I am better than Chuck Norris. Just ask Katie. :)

Abstract
Nov 19, 2005, 01:00 AM
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

HahaAhAHhAHA!hahAH!!AH

Bern
Nov 19, 2005, 01:31 AM
Isn't that Cheech Norris? :D

Kobushi
Nov 19, 2005, 03:01 AM
Actually, it was because of this thread (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=161334&highlight=chuck+norris) that KT changed her tar.

barneygumble
Nov 19, 2005, 03:24 AM
Hilarious:D


My favourite Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

jefhatfield
Nov 20, 2005, 03:37 PM
before chuck norris became a spokesperson for a well known deoderant company, and thus got free product, he never had to use his martial arts skills to subdue an enemy...true story