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four Word film review

Doctor Q

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There's a great website called the four Word film review.

It has over 150,000 very short film reviews (four words or less), but its best feature is the All-time Top 100 list of four-word film reviews.

Examples:
Titanic: Icy dead people.

Animal House: From beer to fraternity.

Dead Poets Society - Fate: verse, then death.

Shallow Hal - Tubby or not tubby.

...and plenty more!​
Some of the reviews are just OK, and some are wonderful, but none of them take long to read. I recommend the site!
 
Lacero

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In association with Top 5 Movies that Touched You(not in that way):

My 4 word review:

1. E.T. - Boy bonds with alien
2. Beauty and the Beast - Loving before rose wilts
3. Passion of the Christ - blood, guts and glory
4. Terms of Endearment - Daughter dies, mother cries
5. Finding Nemo - frantic father finds fish
 
Doctor Q

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OK, I'll try my hand at inventing some...

Spider-man (2002): Bug hits big screen

The Hulk (2003): Banner day for Banafans

Daredevil (2003): Ben, Jennifer, little else
 
Doctor Q

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This year's Oscar winners

Brokeback Mountain: Cowboys enjoy ranch undressing.

Capote: Tru life story.

Crash: LA's Ride and Prejudice.

King Kong: Gorilla and the Miss.

March Of The Penguins: The Emperors Hike Back.

Memoirs of a Geisha: Girl joins fan club.

Walk the Line: Phoenix rises from Cashes.

Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit: Hare today, Grom tomorrow.
 
neocell

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Doctor Q said:
Brokeback Mountain: Cowboys enjoy ranch undressing.

Capote: Tru life story.

Crash: LA's Ride and Prejudice.

King Kong: Gorilla and the Miss.

March Of The Penguins: The Emperors Hike Back.

Memoirs of a Geisha: Girl joins fan club.

Walk the Line: Phoenix rises from Cashes.

Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit: Hare today, Grom tomorrow.
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How the hell did you come up with those?!? I was freaking the dog out groaning so much. Nice work ;)

** as others have said, you must have too much time on your hands
 
Doctor Q

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neocell said:
How the hell did you come up with those?!? I was freaking the dog out groaning so much. Nice work ;)

** as others have said, you must have too much time on your hands
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I made up the ones in post #4, but the Oscar ones are from the four Word film review site.

And, yes, I do spend too much time on silly things.
 
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