White House had warning of Cheney threat

[pinto32]

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45572

[Counterfit]

Wow, you linked to an article from The Onion. Please tell me you didn't take it seriously.

[KC9AIC]

That's great satire. But if anyone actually believes it, I'll laugh even more.

[calebjohnston]

I sincerely hope that you did not read this thinking it was a real article. Sincerely hope. A lot. Very much.

[MacNut]

"The president routinely deals with any number of reports concerning the vice president's assaults on our nation's elderly, such as ear-biting, clubbing, or in one case, the hurtling of a photocopier," McClellan said. "In each case, the president has seen that appropriate steps are taken, whether that means close monitoring of the vice president, adjustments in his medication, or the removal of heavy equipment from his offices, to ensure the safety of those around him."ahaha thats classic.:p

[cyberddot]

HA!:D

I seriously hope you didn't think the OP thought this was a serious article...

[pinto32]

Oh you poor lost souls. Refusing to accept reality may have been useful as a Mac user in the mid-90s, but today it is no longer nessessary. It is more important than ever that we keep a watchful eye over our governemnt and our computer makers. While I commend you for accepting your civic responsibility and monitoring Apple, I cannot help but be saddened and fearful that you, like so many others in this insane world of ours disgrace yourselves by getting your "news" from tabloids and satiracle publications such as the New York Times, Washington Post, LA Times, London Times, and BBC. Only The Onion has the guts to report the truth, but you choose to mock it! Shame on all of you...

[IJ Reilly]

You mean it's satire?


No, really??














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