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If you have ever thought of copying your butt...

I read somewhere recently that one of the major copier manufacturers is now making their glass thicker because there have been so many incidents like this.

Edit: Found the story. It's Canon...they've started making the glass a millimeter thicker.
 
I'd be way too scared to do that at work anyway. Dont people know that there are cameras EVERYWHERE? And I'm also guessing that with my considerably smaller ummmm... "frame", that I would at least escape without getting jagged broken glass in my azz.

The only thing missing from that video was his female boss walking in on him stuck in there.
 
OUCH!

Imagine having to go to the hospital because of the injuries. That would be weird to explain.
 
Oryan said:
OUCH!

Imagine having to go to the hospital because of the injuries. That would be weird to explain.
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Yeah... "Doc, I want you to sew this back on again, and not ask me too many questions, OK?"
 
Hope the shattered glass plate didn't leave any sharp parts cutting off any vital parts... can't see how he can afford loosing any other body parts since he's clearly lacks a brain already... 🙄
 
Shezus, that's just pathetic. "uh...yeah Doc...I was backing through this sliding glass door...naked...and, uh" 🙄 I wonder how hard he was trying not to yell a bit louder about the glass in his butt?

Katie...something tell me that you wouldn't have the same battle with gravity that this guy deals with on a daily basis.



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WildCowboy said:
Edit: Found the story. It's Canon...they've started making the glass a millimeter thicker.
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They should add a seat as well while they're at it. They could prevent so many injuries...
 
YO!!! LOL!!! that sh% was funny as hell!....i was not expecting for him to get his fat arse stuck in there...good times.


Bless
 
SO THATS what happened to the copy machine in the media center.

I should have known

😛
 
Meh, I got too much scrotum last time I tried photocopying my butt.

Too much scrotum, not enough ass. And think about the streaks you may leave on the glas.
 
Abstract said:
Meh, I got too much scrotum last time I tried photocopying my butt.

Too much scrotum, not enough ass. And think about the streaks you may leave on the glas.
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If you're ever my secretary, I am putting a deadbolt on the copier lid.
 
Oryan said:
OUCH!

Imagine having to go to the hospital because of the injuries. That would be weird to explain.
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Ya, that would be very weird to have to explain. 😱 🙂
 
Abstract said:
And think about the streaks you may leave on the glas.
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Apparently, there were enough complaints about that issue that Canon now offers a full range of bidets in their 2006 Office Machines catalog.
 
dmw007 said:
Quite funny after you give it some thought. 🙂 😛
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indeed!

are they going to have to used tempered glass on those things now? what a bunch of knuckleheads!
 
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