Sex theme park to open in London

[EGT]

"Visitors to Amora...will pass through seven zones including Pleasure and Orgasm". What are the other 5 zones, I'd like to know?!

"People will also be able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts and there will be instructions on how best to kiss and how to talk more sexily."

Alton Towers for me. :p

Link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/5012334.stm)

[WildCowboy]

Physiology and Erogeny Zone
Foreplay and Erogeny Zone
Pleasure and Orgasm Zone
Fantasy and Lifestyles Zone
Sexual Wellbeing
Attraction, Love and Relationships
Aphrodesia Lounge

http://www.amoralondon.com/

[mad jew]

Wow! Where's the jealous smiley?

I always thought you guys didn't do sex. Well, not so publicly at least. Kudos to you.

[Unorthodox]

"People will also be able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts and there will be instructions on how best to kiss and how to talk more sexily."
Im reading Frankenstein right now.
Oh, the possibilities....

[Chip NoVaMac]

Darn, I was hoping for something like Westworld - where nothing can go wrong... go wrong.. go wrong :D

[Benjamin]

Omg Lol.

[Chaszmyr]

Interesting. Just not quite... interactive enough lol

[Zeeshan]

lol...any rollercoasters?? hehehe.

[Blue Velvet]

£15 entrance fee? Hilarious.

Completely naff and squarely aimed at tourists. The Trocadero (a graveyard on the lower levels) is the perfect place for this... I give it 18 months before it closes.

[Jaffa Cake]

I always thought you guys didn't do sex. Well, not so publicly at least. Kudos to you.Oh, we don't. This is going to teach us what we need to be doing.

You put what in where? :eek:

[kretzy]

From the article, it sounds like a gimmicky version of high school sex education. In other words, a waste of time.

[Abstract]

There's already a sex theme park close to the UK.........the place is called Amsterdam.


I always thought you guys didn't do sex. Well, not so publicly at least. Kudos to you.

British people are too frigid to have sex. The man just puts it in, both people squirm around a little bit, and then they have a smoke afterwards. Then one of them will turn to the other and say, "Woooo, that was rather nice, wasn't it, darling."

[UKnjb]

Will someone please tell me what this sex thing is?? :confused: Everybody keeps talking about it instead of the weather or petrol prices and --- am I missing out on something?

[iGary]

You guys rock. :D

[UKnjb]

You guys rock. :D

Is that remark to do with sex as well? :confused: I've just looked 'sex' up on Wiki and ---- is what it says on there for real? Um - er - do people REALLY do those things? :o How VERY interesting.

[mad jew]

*Takes UKnjb to the zoo*

Well, you've gotta learn somewhere, kid. :p

[lem0n]

doesn't sound as interesting as the Sex Museum in NYC :p... Most zoo animals are too bored to have sex anyway, I've read an article where the Chinese are so excited that their pandas are mating for the first time in 7 years and there was a hoopla about that with pictures and everything :D it was quite... boring, no wonder they don't do it more often

[jdechko]

British people are too frigid to have sex. The man just puts it in, both people squirm around a little bit, and then they have a smoke afterwards. Then one of them will turn to the other and say, "Woooo, that was rather nice, wasn't it, darling."

:eek:

Wow. That was halarious.

[EGT]

British people are too frigid to have sex. The man just puts it in, both people squirm around a little bit, and then they have a smoke afterwards. Then one of them will turn to the other and say, "Woooo, that was rather nice, wasn't it, darling."

Speaking from experience there, Abstract? :p And all this time we thought you were Canadian!

:D

[Le Big Mac]

Interesting. Just not quite... interactive enough lol

I believe they've already built hte interactive version in Amsterdam.

[homerjward]

the first thing i thought of was the gloryhole theme park from gta:sa :eek:

[redAPPLE]

lol...any rollercoasters?? hehehe.

no mary-go-round either. :(

:rolleyes: :p :D

this cracked me up too (no pun intended).

[redAPPLE]

Then one of them will turn to the other and say, "Woooo, that was rather nice, wasn't it, darling."

damn you abstract. now when i read this, i imagine hearing the queen's voice...

[Thomas Veil]

Darn, I was hoping for something like Westworld - where nothing can go wrong... go wrong.. go wrong :DYou read my mind.

Imagine if this thing did go wrong, like Westworld or Jurassic Park. "We've lost control of the Amazons with the whips! Everyone flee for your lives!" Or maybe these silcone dolls would hold you down and smother you to death with their big breasts. :D

In reality, this sounds kinda pathetic to me...like making a public institution out of those blow-up dolls for guys who can't get a date.

[Queso]

They'll have to put a burger bar in the Female G-Spot Zone to give the menfolk reason to search for it.

Although I think the only reason we've opened this is to prove to the tourists that we're not all gay :D

[mkrishnan]

Although I think the only reason we've opened this is to prove to the tourists that we're not all gay :D

Well, good luck, but don't expect American tourists, at least, to make fine distinctions ... British, gay, one can only remember so many different things at once. :eek: ;) :D

I personally am all for making this more hands-on. :)

[Thomas Veil]

"And the next event in the Upper Class Twit of the Year...removing the bras from the debutantes!" :D

[raggedjimmi]

Wow! Where's the jealous smiley?

I always thought you guys didn't do sex. Well, not so publicly at least. Kudos to you.

"Wham bam thank you mam!"?... James bond?

:p

[Chip NoVaMac]

You read my mind.

Imagine if this thing did go wrong, like Westworld or Jurassic Park. "We've lost control of the Amazons with the whips! Everyone flee for your lives!" Or maybe these silcone dolls would hold you down and smother you to death with their big breasts. :D

You took it further than I dared. :D

I did think of a ride they could do. A roller coaster type thing simulating the act of procreation. Problem is that by most women's comments I have heard talking about sex, it would be a very short ride. :)

In reality, this sounds kinda pathetic to me...like making a public institution out of those blow-up dolls for guys who can't get a date.

Hey, Iceland has a Penis Museum (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum). Too bad they located to the northern part of the country.

[mad jew]

"Wham bam thank you mam!"?... James bond?

:p


Okay, you got me there. :D

[Applespider]

Problem is that by most women's comments I have heard talking about sex, it would be a very short ride. :)

And possibly a very long wait... ;)

[Queso]

Okay, you got me there. :D

Forget about James Bond. What about Austin Powers? ;)

[mad jew]

What about Austin Powers? ;)


He's got nuthin' on Steve Irwin. :cool:

[wyatt23]

now if only the US was an open about it sexuality, then we wouldn't have to travel to England to visit the sex theme park

[mkrishnan]

Wyatt, this was a two-year-old thread that was revived by a spam poster (before you replied). I'm going to close it and politely ask that you let it go, kays? :o