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jive
Jun 5, 2006, 02:10 PM
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581721/1/24354059/Large



I'm no good at this "no victim" type of comedy >_>

iSaint
Jun 5, 2006, 02:15 PM
Steve: (calmly) Your lie is just getting bigger and bigger.

Bill: (excitedly) We haven't stolen ANYthing from you! I swear!!!

Mr. Durden
Jun 5, 2006, 02:17 PM
steve: No. Seriously, Bill. Its THIS big.

aquajet
Jun 5, 2006, 02:19 PM
"Seriously, Steve. You look so much cuter with the glasses on."

jeshepard
Jun 5, 2006, 02:29 PM
Steve: That's a very good impersonation of a Tiger Mr. Gates, but if you really want to scare children I'll teach you the trick of the dissapearing pointer finger....

rdowns
Jun 5, 2006, 06:15 PM
Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.

iSaint
Jun 5, 2006, 06:52 PM
Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.

best yet! LOL!

mkrishnan
Jun 5, 2006, 07:01 PM
Hahaha, he's so full of himself talking over there. He has no idea that I have perfected the Vulcan Neck Gripô!!!!! *evil laugh*

:)

MacsomJRR
Jun 5, 2006, 07:12 PM
I've been sitting here for ten minutes and nothing.

I got as far as "Hey Bill..."

MongoTheGeek
Jun 5, 2006, 07:52 PM
"I copped a feel and it was sooooo sweet"
"Yeah but did you lift the skirt?"

iGary
Jun 5, 2006, 07:54 PM
http://d.smugmug.com/photos/24354059-L.jpg

OMG, Steve, you're such an *******; I'm going to rip your head off. :eek:

Bill, don't make me kick your ass, OK? :cool:

WildCowboy
Jun 5, 2006, 08:00 PM
Bill: How do you pack so many new and amazing features into your operating systems?

Steve: See, we have this super-secret compression algorithm. It works like this.

Boggle
Jun 5, 2006, 08:32 PM
http://d.smugmug.com/photos/24354059-L.jpg

Bill & Steve comapare....
Oh yeah, well mine's so big it has its own file extension ".big"
Oh yeah, well mine's so big the government is suing it for anti-trust violations
Oh yeah, well mine's so big Florida had to measure it, twice.
Oh yeah, well mine's so big it Greenspan uses it to raise interest rates.
















Bank accounts.

floriflee
Jun 5, 2006, 08:34 PM
Bill: If the cameras weren't going right now I'd like to punch the living daylights out of you for one-upping us in every department.

Steve: Bring it on! You're measily punch is no match for my kung fu "blind man" chop!

EDIT: Sorry... mine is no competition for rdowns, which made me laugh out loud. :o :D

Raid
Jun 5, 2006, 08:42 PM
http://D.smugmug.com/photos/24354059-L.jpg
See Macs and Windows can network!
:D

Some of my 'B' list ones:
Bill: I thought I was the holder of the 'one ring'
Steve: Did a little green guy sell it to you?

Hi, my name's Bill and I'm a PC.
Hi, I'm Steve and I'm a Mac.

aquajet
Jun 5, 2006, 08:53 PM
Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.

lol

"Oh, don't worry, Bill. We wired a self destruct circuit into his new Quad, set to blow up the day after his warranty expires."

xsedrinam
Jun 5, 2006, 09:14 PM
Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.
That gets my vote! :D :D

Thomas Veil
Jun 5, 2006, 11:18 PM
http://d.smugmug.com/photos/24354059-L.jpg

Steve: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Bill: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Steve (irritated): "Stop copying me!"
Bill: "Stop copying me!"

TheMonarch
Jun 5, 2006, 11:42 PM
Steve - "So the RDF works like so..."
Bill - "Really? I've always thought it was with one hand..."

dogbone
Jun 5, 2006, 11:47 PM
.

thedude110
Jun 5, 2006, 11:53 PM
Is Bill eating flowers? That good for nothing, nature eating ...

And is that a hockey stick over his left shoulder?

xsedrinam
Jun 5, 2006, 11:53 PM
pic

Steve: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Bill: "So our next version of OS X is going to be Leopard. By the way, how is Vista coming along?"
Steve (irritated): "Stop copying me!"
Bill: "Stop copying me!"
That's a good one, too. :D

aquajet
Jun 6, 2006, 12:05 AM
.

I vomited immediately after reading that.

iRachel
Jun 6, 2006, 12:09 AM
And is that a hockey stick over his left shoulder?

I think it's the table number on some sort of stand, viewed from the side.

I couldn't think of a good caption of my own - I like rdowns's caption.

iSaint
Jun 6, 2006, 01:05 AM
I've been sitting here for ten minutes and nothing.

I got as far as "Hey Bill..."

Actually, I think you hit on something.

Steve (to himself) : I wish he would let me talk, I got as far as "Hey Bill..."

Poeben
Jun 6, 2006, 02:16 AM
Steve: "And we're this close to bringing back the Newton."
Bill: "I CAN PALM A BASKETBALL!!"

scem0
Jun 6, 2006, 03:00 AM
"Tender touches, Bill. You have to make love to your woman's breasts..."

Gollumesque guttural throat noises from Bill.

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mpw
Jun 6, 2006, 03:34 AM
I haven't read any replies so this may have been done, and done better.

mpw
Jun 6, 2006, 03:47 AM
or

cdover
Jun 6, 2006, 04:09 AM
or

Lol! That made me squeal.

Mr. Anderson
Jun 6, 2006, 07:29 AM
i-What?

D

Chundles
Jun 6, 2006, 07:44 AM
http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/5936/gatesy0og.jpg

Hoef
Jun 6, 2006, 07:53 AM
Steve ... See I look much sexier without glasses
Bill ... (imitating cat sounds) ... wwrrrauw... hottie

MovieCutter
Jun 22, 2006, 04:26 PM
Two of the greatest minds in the technology age sitting at a table together...what are they talking about?

http://d.smugmug.com/photos/24354059-M.jpg

calculus
Jun 22, 2006, 04:28 PM
Who's the guy on the right?

I think we should have a caption competition...

CoMpX
Jun 22, 2006, 04:29 PM
Who's the guy on the right?

Are you serious? It's Bill Gates.

Queso
Jun 22, 2006, 04:30 PM
Probably something like this:-

Steve - "Hey Bill, could you lend me $10? I'm flat broke."
Bill - "Sorry Steve, but I'm afraid I'm all out."
Both: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Although I do wonder what Bill's other hand is doing :rolleyes:

celebrian23
Jun 22, 2006, 04:31 PM
They're secret lovers ;)

MovieCutter
Jun 22, 2006, 04:32 PM
Seems more like an "Industry" thing to me, but oh well...prepare to be lockified.

calculus
Jun 22, 2006, 04:37 PM
We already have... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=206683&highlight=caption) ;)
Thanks. My vote goes to Chundles.
I see you're in your international kit this evening.

Jaffa Cake
Jun 22, 2006, 04:40 PM
Thanks. My vote goes to Chundles.
I see you're in your international kit this evening.Yep. I'm on international duty at the mo. :D

iChrisLH
Jun 22, 2006, 05:51 PM
http://d.smugmug.com/photos/24354059-M.jpg

steve - look..i'm a robot...

bill - look, i'm stephen hawking

munkees
Jun 22, 2006, 07:06 PM
Here is my first attempt

munkees
Jun 22, 2006, 07:13 PM
Here is another

dornoforpyros
Jun 22, 2006, 09:20 PM
Steve: "iPod growth last quarter was this big!"
Bill" "Your bald spot is about THIS big"

*puts on flame suit*

gallagb
Jun 22, 2006, 09:36 PM
Bill: so, i was on the phone w/ applecare.....
Steve: so you finally bought a mac....

macEfan
Jun 22, 2006, 09:55 PM
Steve: So this is the plan, you quit your CEO job right? Then the new CEO will misteriously screw up the microsoft design plans ok? Microsoft will fail and OS X will rule the world... If you let me take over microsoft and bring it down, you can have a free intel core Duo mac mini.

Bill: Hmm good idea there steve. I just have two things to say:
A) *attemps to punch steve, misses and punches the table
B) well i have no choice... does the mac mini come with applecare:p ?

munkees
Jun 22, 2006, 11:51 PM
Steve: So this is the plan, you quit your CEO job right? Then the new CEO will misteriously screw up the microsoft design plans ok? Microsoft will fail and OS X will rule the world... If you let me take over microsoft and bring it down, you can have a free intel core Duo mac mini.

Bill: Hmm good idea there steve. I just have two things to say:
A) *attemps to punch steve, misses and punches the table
B) well i have no choice... does the mac mini come with applecare:p ?

lol,

....yes it does come with applecare for you we shall sell it to for 0% discount of $169

Peace
Jun 23, 2006, 12:58 AM
Steve : I'm a Mac and I just work.
Bill : I'm a PC.

Killyp
Jun 23, 2006, 01:20 AM
http://d.smugmug.com/photos/24354059-M.jpg

Has someone been learning karate? :p

batman123
Jun 25, 2006, 03:05 PM
http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/2834/24354059m2xl.th.png (http://img282.imageshack.us/my.php?image=24354059m2xl.png)

:D

Chip NoVaMac
Jun 25, 2006, 03:27 PM
steve: No. Seriously, Bill. Its THIS big.

My thoughts exactly. :D

Then we told iGary to carry it back into the store again.

LOL! Good one there. :)

As one said already, best one yet.

My take:

Steve: We'll milk our customers every year for upgrades.

Bill: Why didn't I think of that?!

dualcore
Jun 26, 2006, 02:53 AM
bill: i gotta crash.

w_parietti22
Jun 26, 2006, 11:38 AM
Really bad photoshop job... but oh well...
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/2177/page16cd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

FF_productions
Jun 26, 2006, 06:48 PM
bill: i gotta crash.
Good one, damn I can't think of anything for this one yet....

sixstorm
Jun 28, 2006, 12:38 AM
http://d.smugmug.com/photos/24354059-M.jpg

Steve: "And that's how you make a stable, easy to use, good looking OS."

Bill: "You BITCH!"

JurgenWigg
Jun 28, 2006, 05:25 PM
Bill: Rock, Paper, Scissors, shoot!
Steve: Yes! Double paper beats paper!
Bill: what?! I totally put out mega-scissors!
Steve: Not this time, Bill, there's no such thing as mega-scissors.
Bill: two words - double paper??
Steve: ...shut up and play the game.