are all mac bashers really this stupid?

[count chocula]

so, i was doing some photo editing yesterday and these kids i got to school with (that i dont really like) invite me to a chat, here it is.

10:31:55 PM sheridan: alright
10:32:01 PM me: i'm busy :-[
10:32:10 PM sheridan: coughpr0ncough
10:32:19 PM alex: ok
10:32:27 PM me: nope
10:32:32 PM me: photo editing hizzo
10:32:46 PM sheridan: photo editing? you can't do that with a mac
10:32:58 PM me: you've got it mixed up
10:33:03 PM sheridan: all photos that go onto a mac are automatically destroyed
10:33:10 PM alex: macs w00t
10:33:14 PM me: well i have several photos
10:33:17 PM sheridan: er, made into some retarded .goeihwgosl format
10:33:33 PM me: well, i dont know what you use
10:33:38 PM me: but i'm using .jpg
10:33:54 PM sheridan: iPizza
10:33:58 PM sheridan: pizza for mac users
10:34:11 PM sheridan: it's semi-transparent and comes in 5 different colors
10:34:14 PM me: very cool
10:34:24 PM sheridan: and it's in no way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools
10:35:15 PM me: w0$3®$
alex left the chat. (10:35:27 PM)
10:35:54 PM sheridan: Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
10:36:01 PM sheridan: Right click.
10:36:08 PM me: run viruses
10:36:13 PM me: actually i have right click
10:36:19 PM me: two finger right click
10:36:33 PM me: its perfectly convenient
10:36:46 PM me: you have your fingers right there while you click anyways
10:36:57 PM me: and if you have a mouse plugged in you do have right click

then he left the chat :D

i dont like this sheridan kid at all, but i got a good laugh at his stupidity.

[killuminati]

I would definately get an iPizza. That sounds awesome, an Apple pizza cutter.

[XNine]

Well, my advice is to drug him, drag him into a shower stall, and witha black marker write on his forhead "I just got teabagged by the Mac community." and handcuff him to a toilet.

That'll teach him.

[bowens]

Well, my advice is to drug him, drag him into a shower stall, and witha black marker write on his forhead "I just got teabagged by the Mac community." and handcuff him to a toilet.

That'll teach him.

Sounds like a plan.

[menziep]

I would definately get an iPizza. That sounds awesome, an Apple pizza cutter.

iPizzia Therefore i Am!

[elfin buddy]

I'd say he was stoned or otherwise inebriated. I can't imagine who else would come up with iPizza... :p Either way, sounds lickable.

[Queso]

I laughed out loud at the iPizza. You do realise he was just baiting you and you got fished in.

[michaelrjohnson]

If you dont' really like them, why'd you accept the chat? :)

[Killyp]

iBrowse was always one of my favourites.

I seem to remember a friend of mine telling my you can't do spreadsheets on a Mac. :p

[Xander562]

I'd say he was stoned or otherwise inebriated. I can't imagine who else would come up with iPizza... :p Either way, sounds lickable.
i gree, he was so high:p

[spicyapple]

iPizza... it's semi-transparent and comes in 5 different colors.
:D That gave me a nice chuckle.

[CompUser]

They are just stupid, ignorant, and not educated.

[Maxiseller]

s10:33:58 PM sheridan: pizza for mac users
10:34:11 PM sheridan: it's semi-transparent and comes in 5 different colors
10:34:14 PM me: very cool
10:34:24 PM sheridan: and it's in no way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools



Fabulous! I laughed hard at the "and in now way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools"...

This kid should go on a comedy circuit. ;)

Hey listen, just tell him you can donwload "pr0n" without getting popups, exe files or viruses...there is no argument for any teenster about that! :D :D

[michaeldmartin]

Tell him this: Not only do macs support right clicking; they supported it FIRST! Windows was behind apple on right clicking support; dammit!

[count chocula]

Well, my advice is to drug him, drag him into a shower stall, and witha black marker write on his forhead "I just got teabagged by the Mac community." and handcuff him to a toilet.

That'll teach him.
holy shizzle that got me rollin. :D

i doubt he was stoned or anything like that, but you never know.

also, i accept the chat because i'm pretty friendly with those kids, but i dont particularly like all of them a whole lot. most are cool, but this sheridan boy gets on my nerves.

This kid should go on a comedy circuit.

he's too skinny, pale, racist, naziist (?), satanist, and generally not funny.

[®îçhå®?]

In these cases, you start becoming all factual about it and hav a rant. And then take the piss out of him for suggesting that you were looking at 'pr0n' first of all because he is too desperate and cant just get with his girlfriend (if he even has one).

[Sun Baked]

I'd suggest you stop talking to kids that can barely reach the keyboard.

[count chocula]

In these cases, you start becoming all factual about it and hav a rant. And then take the piss out of him for suggesting that you were looking at 'pr0n' first of all because he is too desperate and cant just get with his girlfriend (if he even has one).

desperate, very. girlfriend, not now or in the past.

I'd suggest you stop talking to kids that can barely reach the keyboard.
believe it or not he's 13. he doesnt often act like it however.

[crazycat]

I did not like macs before i used it so i dont blame him.

[BakedBeans]

I did not like macs before i used it so i dont blame him.

How the hell did you know you didn't like them?

You don't blame him for being as narrow minded as you you mean?

[crazycat]

How the hell did you know you didn't like them?

You don't blame him for being as narrow minded as you you mean?

I got into macs because someone with much less computer knowlage showed me his powerbook, i did not like it at first and i did not understand it. A lot of people dont understand the mac platform, not untill they use it do they know how much better it is then anything microsoft has. So yes i dont blame him, its lack of knowlage and not being narrow minded.

[Queso]

So yes i dont blame him, its lack of knowlage and not being narrow minded.
Stating he was ignorant of the Mac would be lack of knowledge. Slagging it off as crap because he's ignorant of it is being narrow-minded.

[crazycat]

Stating he was ignorant of the Mac would be lack of knowledge. Slagging it off as crap because he's ignorant of it is being narrow-minded.

Your probebly right but i still think that i was kinda like him before useing macs and i do not want to think of myself as being narrow minded.

[Killyp]

He was being narrow minded, like most PC users...

[gauchogolfer]

Your probebly right but i still think that i was kinda like him before useing macs and i do not want to think of myself as being narrow minded.

Ahh, I think we've gotten to the core of the dispute, now :D

[dmw007]

Well, my advice is to drug him, drag him into a shower stall, and witha black marker write on his forhead "I just got teabagged by the Mac community." and handcuff him to a toilet.

That'll teach him.


I like Onizuka's plan the best! :D :D :)


That will teach sheridan to make fun of Mac users. :D