are all mac bashers really this stupid?

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by count chocula, Aug 2, 2006.

  1. count chocula macrumors 6502a

    count chocula

    Apr 7, 2006
    noun. a particular place or position
    so, i was doing some photo editing yesterday and these kids i got to school with (that i dont really like) invite me to a chat, here it is.

    10:31:55 PM sheridan: alright
    10:32:01 PM me: i'm busy :-[
    10:32:10 PM sheridan: coughpr0ncough
    10:32:19 PM alex: ok
    10:32:27 PM me: nope
    10:32:32 PM me: photo editing hizzo
    10:32:46 PM sheridan: photo editing? you can't do that with a mac
    10:32:58 PM me: you've got it mixed up
    10:33:03 PM sheridan: all photos that go onto a mac are automatically destroyed
    10:33:10 PM alex: macs w00t
    10:33:14 PM me: well i have several photos
    10:33:17 PM sheridan: er, made into some retarded .goeihwgosl format
    10:33:33 PM me: well, i dont know what you use
    10:33:38 PM me: but i'm using .jpg
    10:33:54 PM sheridan: iPizza
    10:33:58 PM sheridan: pizza for mac users
    10:34:11 PM sheridan: it's semi-transparent and comes in 5 different colors
    10:34:14 PM me: very cool
    10:34:24 PM sheridan: and it's in no way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools
    10:35:15 PM me: w0$3®$
    alex left the chat. (10:35:27 PM)
    10:35:54 PM sheridan: Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
    10:36:01 PM sheridan: Right click.
    10:36:08 PM me: run viruses
    10:36:13 PM me: actually i have right click
    10:36:19 PM me: two finger right click
    10:36:33 PM me: its perfectly convenient
    10:36:46 PM me: you have your fingers right there while you click anyways
    10:36:57 PM me: and if you have a mouse plugged in you do have right click

    then he left the chat :D

    i dont like this sheridan kid at all, but i got a good laugh at his stupidity.
  2. killuminati macrumors 68020


    Dec 6, 2004
    I would definately get an iPizza. That sounds awesome, an Apple pizza cutter.
  3. XNine macrumors 68040


    Apr 7, 2005
    Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
    Well, my advice is to drug him, drag him into a shower stall, and witha black marker write on his forhead "I just got teabagged by the Mac community." and handcuff him to a toilet.

    That'll teach him.
  4. bowens macrumors 6502a


    Jun 19, 2006
    Trenton, FL
    Sounds like a plan.
  5. menziep macrumors 6502a

    Jan 21, 2006
    iPizzia Therefore i Am!
  6. elfin buddy macrumors 6502a

    elfin buddy

    Sep 16, 2001
    Tuttlingen, Germany
    I'd say he was stoned or otherwise inebriated. I can't imagine who else would come up with iPizza... :p Either way, sounds lickable.
  7. Queso macrumors G4

    Mar 4, 2006
    I laughed out loud at the iPizza. You do realise he was just baiting you and you got fished in.
  8. michaelrjohnson macrumors 68020

    Aug 9, 2000
    If you dont' really like them, why'd you accept the chat? :)
  9. Killyp macrumors 68040


    Jun 14, 2006
    iBrowse was always one of my favourites.

    I seem to remember a friend of mine telling my you can't do spreadsheets on a Mac. :p
  10. Xander562 macrumors 68000


    Apr 2, 2006
    i gree, he was so high:p
  11. spicyapple macrumors 68000


    Jul 20, 2006
    :D That gave me a nice chuckle.
  12. CompUser Guest

    They are just stupid, ignorant, and not educated.
  13. Maxiseller macrumors 6502a


    Jan 11, 2005
    Little grey, chilly island.

    Fabulous! I laughed hard at the "and in now way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools"...

    This kid should go on a comedy circuit. ;)

    Hey listen, just tell him you can donwload "pr0n" without getting popups, exe files or viruses...there is no argument for any teenster about that! :D :D
  14. michaeldmartin macrumors regular


    Jun 29, 2006
    Testicles. That is all.
    Tell him this: Not only do macs support right clicking; they supported it FIRST! Windows was behind apple on right clicking support; dammit!
  15. count chocula thread starter macrumors 6502a

    count chocula

    Apr 7, 2006
    noun. a particular place or position
    holy shizzle that got me rollin. :D

    i doubt he was stoned or anything like that, but you never know.

    also, i accept the chat because i'm pretty friendly with those kids, but i dont particularly like all of them a whole lot. most are cool, but this sheridan boy gets on my nerves.

    he's too skinny, pale, racist, naziist (?), satanist, and generally not funny.
  16. ®îçhå®? macrumors 68000


    Mar 7, 2006
    In these cases, you start becoming all factual about it and hav a rant. And then take the piss out of him for suggesting that you were looking at 'pr0n' first of all because he is too desperate and cant just get with his girlfriend (if he even has one).
  17. Sun Baked macrumors G5

    Sun Baked

    May 19, 2002
    I'd suggest you stop talking to kids that can barely reach the keyboard.
  18. count chocula thread starter macrumors 6502a

    count chocula

    Apr 7, 2006
    noun. a particular place or position
    desperate, very. girlfriend, not now or in the past.

    believe it or not he's 13. he doesnt often act like it however.
  19. crazycat macrumors 65816


    Dec 5, 2005
    I did not like macs before i used it so i dont blame him.
  20. BakedBeans macrumors 68040


    May 6, 2004
    What's Your Favorite Posish
    How the hell did you know you didn't like them?

    You don't blame him for being as narrow minded as you you mean?
  21. crazycat macrumors 65816


    Dec 5, 2005
    I got into macs because someone with much less computer knowlage showed me his powerbook, i did not like it at first and i did not understand it. A lot of people dont understand the mac platform, not untill they use it do they know how much better it is then anything microsoft has. So yes i dont blame him, its lack of knowlage and not being narrow minded.
  22. Queso macrumors G4

    Mar 4, 2006
    Stating he was ignorant of the Mac would be lack of knowledge. Slagging it off as crap because he's ignorant of it is being narrow-minded.
  23. crazycat macrumors 65816


    Dec 5, 2005
    Your probebly right but i still think that i was kinda like him before useing macs and i do not want to think of myself as being narrow minded.
  24. Killyp macrumors 68040


    Jun 14, 2006
    He was being narrow minded, like most PC users...
  25. gauchogolfer macrumors 603


    Jan 28, 2005
    American Riviera
    Ahh, I think we've gotten to the core of the dispute, now :D

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