Do you still "spank" the Snapple?

Hummer

macrumors 65816

Original poster

• Oct 8, 2006

• #1

Do you still shake a snapple bottle up using the old fashion, ever popular, palm to bottom method?

 

spicyapple

macrumors 68000

• Oct 8, 2006

• #2

I turn it upside down, and then spank the bottom with the palm of my hand. So yes. 🙂

 

rockthecasbah

macrumors 68020

• Oct 8, 2006

• #3

I don't "spank" the snapple per say, but i turn it upside down, shake, and watch it dissolve the crap caked on the bottom of the bottle. By the time i got into Snapple the whole spanking thing was out of fashion 😱

 

MACDRIVE

macrumors 68000

• Oct 8, 2006

• #4

I stopped spanking my Snapple before my 40th Birthday.

 

SamIchi

macrumors 68030

• Oct 8, 2006

• #5

I haven't had a Snapple in so long. I do the spank with other things though. Not to shake up things but just to hear the popping noise.

 

MrSmith

macrumors 68040

• Oct 8, 2006

• #6

😕 I assumed the title was euphemistic and MR had hit bottom. Obviously not.

So what is 'Snapple'?

 

OutThere

macrumors 603

• Oct 8, 2006

• #7

Every time. The cap has to 'pop' too, otherwise you didn't hit it hard enough.

 

bousozoku

Moderator emeritus

• Oct 8, 2006

• #8

MrSmith said:

😕 I assumed the title was euphemistic and MR had hit bottom. Obviously not.

So what is 'Snapple'?

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They're a drink company.

 

xPismo

macrumors 6502a

• Oct 8, 2006

• #9

OutThere said:

Every time. The cap has to 'pop' too, otherwise you didn't hit it hard enough.

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I've been told you can loose sensation if you spank it to hard. 😎

 

MACDRIVE

macrumors 68000

• Oct 8, 2006

• #10

These anti-depressants that I'm on take the urge out of doing it; which is great for me since Snapple can be so messy and sticky. 😀

 

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katie ta achoo

Blogger emeritus

• Oct 8, 2006

• #11

I'm not much in the snapple culture... what is this snapple spank? why can't it just be shaken normally? 😕

 

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SuperSnake2012

macrumors 6502a

• Oct 8, 2006

• #12

When you spank the bottom, the cap pops and it comes right off 🙂

 

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yg17

macrumors Pentium

• Oct 8, 2006

• #13

Am I the only one who thought spanking the snapple meant something that had nothing to do with a fruit drink?

 

jsw

Moderator emeritus

• Oct 8, 2006

• #14

yg17 said:

Am I the only one who thought spanking the snapple meant something that had nothing to do with a fruit drink?

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MrSmith did.

 

kretzy

macrumors 604

• Oct 8, 2006

• #15

I too was thinking euphemistically - what a disappointment. 😛

Still, I'm struggling with the concept of spanking soft drink...crazy Americans. 🙄 😉

 

Lixivial

macrumors 6502a

• Oct 8, 2006

• #16

So... these are reasons why "spanking the Snapple" is necessary? Odd, I don't think I'd want to mix that mold into my drink.

Reason one?
Reason two?

 

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iShane

macrumors 6502a

• Oct 8, 2006

• #17

I've never "spanked" my drinks but I always give them a tap on the lid.

 

MACDRIVE

macrumors 68000

• Oct 9, 2006

• #18

katie ta achoo said:

I'm not much in the snapple culture... what is this snapple spank? why can't it just be shaken normally? 😕

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Katie, you can spank my Snapple anytime. 🙂

 

iKwick7

macrumors 65816

• Oct 20, 2006

• #19

Is there any other way??? I turn it over give it to nice, solid spanks, maybe 3... and bam! we are good to go.

I dunno why, but there is just something about snapple- I always feel so happy when I have one. 🙂