Woman arrested for drugs had steaks in socks

[bousozoku]

There was a news report that was a bit strange. They were arresting people for drugs and found a woman with steaks in her socks. She stole them from the Perkins restaurant where she works.

http://www.wftv.com/news/10338468/detail.html

[Grakkle]

Interesting. Now I'll always wonder about people with fat calves...they might really be stealing steaks!:D

She probably didn't have steaks for dinner at the jailhouse.:p

[dmw007]

That is crazy- stealing steaks by hiding them in your socks! :eek: :rolleyes: :D

[Buschmaster]

I think I speak for everyone when I say...


What the ****?:confused:

[dmw007]

What the ****?:confused:


Yeah, that was pretty much my initial response. ;) :D :)

[ozontheroad]

it's a common technique used in france to season and marinate beef

[TequilaBoobs]

when i waited tables at this fancy french restaurant (when i was in college), on tuesdays when prime ribs were all-you-can-eat i used to order extra steaks and eat them in the bathroom, so in a way I can identify with the thief. food = $$$

[xsedrinam]

A low stakes drifter.

[CanadaRAM]

I saw a guy once drop a kilo of cheese down his pants. I was considering diming him to the grocery store staff, then I got thinking about where that cheese was, and thought, naaawww, leave it be. ;)

[Thomas Veil]

Sounds like something from Dr. Seuss.

"I've a steak in my socks," said Jake to the Gox.

(or)

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you stuff them in your socks?"

(or)

Pete's wife likes to dress strangely to eat. Pete's wife likes to put meat on her feet.

[spicyapple]

...a guy once drop a kilo of cheese down his pants.
What is that called? Dick cheese? :p eeewww!!...

[CanadaRAM]

Sounds like something from Dr. Seuss.
"I've a steak in my socks," said Jake to the Gox.
(or)
"Would you eat them in a box? Would you stuff them in your socks?"
(or)
Pete's wife likes to dress strangely to eat. Pete's wife likes to put meat on her feet.

My name is Jock, I have a box. I bought some lox. And some socks. This is Jock's Lox Socks Box. It rocks.

[bousozoku]

when i waited tables at this fancy french restaurant (when i was in college), on tuesdays when prime ribs were all-you-can-eat i used to order extra steaks and eat them in the bathroom, so in a way I can identify with the thief. food = $$$

They had a bath in a restaurant? That was really fancy.

[dmw007]

Sounds like something from Dr. Seuss.

"I've a steak in my socks," said Jake to the Gox.

(or)

"Would you eat them in a box? Would you stuff them in your socks?"

(or)

Pete's wife likes to dress strangely to eat. Pete's wife likes to put meat on her feet.


LOL :D That was a great imitation of Dr. Seuss. :D :)

[dextertangocci]

Wtf?!?!:D :D

[bousozoku]

Wtf?!?!:D :D

It's Floriduh. You come to expect such things. I'm sure she couldn't understand why the police had a beef with her.

[Thomas Veil]

LOL :D That was a great imitation of Dr. Seuss. :D :)Thanks. CanadaRAM's follow-up cracked me up too. That "It rocks," line was the topper. :p

[dmw007]

Thanks. CanadaRAM's follow-up cracked me up too. That "It rocks," line was the topper. :p


True, his response was pretty good as well. :D :)

[TequilaBoobs]

They had a bath in a restaurant? That was really fancy.

hehe, it wasnt windows of the world, but for williamsburg, va it was one of the nicer places. i meant the single bathroom in the hotel lobby, where i could privately dine on my napkin wrapped prime rib sans au jus with a rosemary twig on top. mmm stirs the juices just thinking about it.

[nightdweller25]

It's Floriduh. You come to expect such things. I'm sure she couldn't understand why the police had a beef with her.
Puns...:rolleyes:

[PlaceofDis]

amazing. people never cease to astound me everyday. but rarely is it for the good.

[TequilaBoobs]

Puns...:rolleyes:

thats the official spelling now, same with Canaduh. no longer puns...

[tobefirst]

thats the official spelling now, same with Canaduh. no longer puns...

I'm pretty sure he was talking about the "beef" portion of the comment. (:

[Thomas Veil]

Puns...:rolleyes:Shhhhh! IJ may be around. And believe me, when it comes to puns, you don't want to get IJ started. :rolleyes:

[Mord]

I saw a guy once drop a kilo of cheese down his pants. I was considering diming him to the grocery store staff, then I got thinking about where that cheese was, and thought, naaawww, leave it be. ;)

That's quite a common crime, junkies tend to steal cheese as you can survive a long time on it just gnawing away at a big old lump, it's one of the most stolen items from convenience stores.

[spicyapple]

Ok. That is pretty funny and not common knowledge. How would you know this? :)

[sushi]

Most interesting thread! :)

On a slightly different topic, back in the 80's somewhere in the states, a lady stole a color TV set by putting it between her legs. She had a long dress on. She managed to get out of the store before they caught her. It has been so long ago that I don't remember what tipped the security folks off. But I can hardly imagine walking with a TV set between your legs.

[Thomas Veil]

A lot of TVs still has antennas back then...........

[bousozoku]

Most interesting thread! :)

On a slightly different topic, back in the 80's somewhere in the states, a lady stole a color TV set by putting it between her legs. She had a long dress on. She managed to get out of the store before they caught her. It has been so long ago that I don't remember what tipped the security folks off. But I can hardly imagine walking with a TV set between your legs.

Of course, if it was one of those Casio portable models with the 3 inch CRT, it wouldn't be too difficult. If it was a 25 inch console model, that's another story.

[wmmk]

sometimes it just feels necessary to go live in a cave...

[iPhil]

Shhhhh! IJ may be around. And believe me, when it comes to puns, you don't want to get IJ started. :rolleyes:

Where's that 'Pun Master" called IJ when you need him :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Thanks Ram for giggle .. but don't quit your day-job because where we be without your Ram knowledge :cool: :cool: :D

[Abstract]

The steaks are being documented and then thrown out and Griffin, along with all the others, will be having dinner at the jail.



The punishment should fit the crime: Sock Steak for dinner tonight.

I saw a guy once drop a kilo of cheese down his pants. I was considering diming him to the grocery store staff, then I got thinking about where that cheese was, and thought, naaawww, leave it be. ;)

That's not cheese. That man just doesn't wash his genitals.

[Thomas Veil]

And with that, friends, we say good night.

[mrkramer]

sometimes it just feels necessary to go live in a cave...

definitely.

...Runs off to find a cave.:D