Amusing thread titles

[calculus]

Lately I've spotted a number of threads with titles that have amused me because of the alternative ways that they can be interpreted.

Here are some of my favourites.

toasting errors

iMac fan goes crazy

disappointed with oblivion

I invite you to do one of two things - share your own favourites or make a post to fit one of the thread titles I've listed.

I should add that no offence to the OPs is intended, I'm just having a bit of fun with the wonder of the English language.

Over to you...

[Sun Baked]

I always think a lot of the thread titles should be answered, or agreed with.

Yes you are crazy/nuts. ;)

But the "iMac fan goes crazy" left me wondering what nutty thing the iMac owner did in his crazy spree.

[SpookTheHamster]

Going on a Cruise with my MBP

Now, I like my Mac as much as the next guy, but that's a little too far. Are you going to finish it off by getting down on one knee and popping the question?

[Lovesong]

I kind of enjoyed the Hummers why? thread title. My immediate response was that they feel good, and if she's willing, then why not? :p

[Cassie]

It's a bit big..:p

[calculus]

'Is Shakespeare even bigger than we thought'

Seven foot two? Eight foot six?

[SpookTheHamster]

'Is Shakespeare even bigger than we thought'

Seven foot two? Eight foot six?

I don't want to scare you, but...

[Markleshark]

'Is Shakespeare even bigger than we thought'

Seven foot two? Eight foot six?

Thats what I thought... :rolleyes:

But yeah, all the ones we've mentioned so far, and the odd (Don't last very long) 'Look here for tits' then a question about a MacBook... It's genius.

[MacNut]

What do you use your laptop for? I didn't know there was more then one use for it.:p I want to teach it to cook for me.

[nickster9224]

or anna nicole smith is dead again

[Markleshark]

I also quite like the simple but effective Whats wrong with me?

[brad.c]

Teen Sex Problems Mounting (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=265878&highlight=teenage+mounting+problems)

Ah, to be young again.

[Jasonbot]

I thought this one was funny:

Chemistry assistance (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3424698#post3424698)















Now maybe someone'll read my thread and help me...

[mkrishnan]

Teen Sex Problems Mounting (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=265878&highlight=teenage+mounting+problems)

Ah, to be young again.

Ahhh, reverse cowgirl. :o

[iRachel]

I can't find it now, but there was a thread titled something like "Jobs at Apple Store" and I (and a bunch of others) interpreted it to mean that Steve Jobs was seen visiting one of the Apple retail stores, in fact, it was someone inquiring about employment at an apple store. I was disappointed. :rolleyes:

[iSaint]

I'm always trying to refrain from a smarta** answer from some titles that I read. :D

i.e.

Is it just me...?

yes, it is.


How to make macbook run faster

run her through more sprint drills


Backwards, why are email addresses

invented that way they were


Now that you've started this, I'll be adding to it quite often.

[Thomas Veil]

I like to make a thread title amusing whenever I can.

This one is still current: Anna Nicole Smith is dead again (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=285689). :D

[lexus]

I think 90% of thread titles can be misinterpreted.

[calculus]

Here's another good one small dog ram (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=285983)

[Zwhaler]

"I yacked on my iBook G4!" That was a good one

[mrkramer]

I'm always trying to refrain from a smarta** answer from some titles that I read. :D

i.e.

Is it just me...?

yes, it is.



I have to try hard to not do that sometimes also.:D

[MacNut]

OSX bugs...wait to buy?

I say buy the bugs now why wait.

[mad jew]

Should I mount my new TV? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=286324)


I'd like this in the picture thread. Thank you.

[mkrishnan]

I'd like this in the picture thread. Thank you.

HDCP protects against STDs, right?

[mad jew]

I guess there's only one way to find out... :D

[Tymmz]

I don't want to scare you, but...

that looks like monty python remastered!

[devilot]

Hehe. There was a thread that was titled, "Holly cow!" That was quickly edited by the mods. :D I thought it was amusing.

[jsw]

"Should I mount my new TV? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=286324)"

I'd hope not.

[devilot]

"Should I mount my new TV? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=286324)"

I'd hope not.*cough* Ahem, post #24. :p

[jsw]

*cough* Ahem, post #24. :p
Damn. :o

Still, um, it deserved to be mentioned twice. Especially with spicyapple's reply. Um, er, yeah. :o

*** runs off to shower ***

[Abstract]

Have you ever shaved......down there?

[mkrishnan]

Have you ever shaved......down there?

No, I've never been to Australia.

[Cassie]

"Any seen black snake moan?"

[Lovesong]

No, I've never been to Australia.

Now that is funny.

[smueboy]

Do I have what I need equipment-wise? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=286293)


:rolleyes:

[Father Jack]

Have you ever shaved......down there?

Would New Zealand count? :cool:

FJ

[Father Jack]

"Should I mount my new TV? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=286324)"

I'd hope not.

Live and let live. What you do in the privacy of your own home is nobody's business but your own.

FJ

[MacNut]

Should I mount my new TV? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=286324)Well it is true that most men love their TV more then anything else.:p

[Lovesong]

pickup repair applestore?

:confused:
I think they may only specialize in small cars and motorcycles, but I could be wrong.

[MacNut]

Boot Camp screws over my whole iMac (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3430370#post3430370)

[scem0]

Sir Swanny had some good ones, didn't he? I miss the old goof :).

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[Sun Baked]

I also quite like the simple but effective Whats wrong with me?

Yes, but that potential joke is also carried into the first line of the thread ....



Whats wrong with me?

I have a feeling something is not wired right in my head.

[Doctor Q]

Asking for advice about kidnapping?Nabbing women at a party... Need tips!It also had a wink in the title so perhaps not.

[Apple Hobo]

Though it is not in this thread's theme of grammatical error-induced pun titles, "Northwest Airlines worker fired after ejaculating on customer" (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=285351) is quite amusing.


"Any seen black snake moan?"

I thought nothing but impure thoughts upon first reading that title. ;)

[smueboy]

Here's another one:
Will Mac sell an OS to compete with windows (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=286319)

[Abstract]

Would New Zealand count? :cool:

FJ

Does New Zealand ever count?

[nickster9224]

New Zea;and is always forgot about.

[jsw]

Good brother combo for wow? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=286453) emw and I can be pretty impressive. ;)

[2nyRiggz]

Question for those with Wii's :http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=283857

Only people with wiis...



Bless

[calculus]

I came across a couple more today...

I need help.. I fear I have lost my library!!!

It used to be right between the kitchen and the dining room...


Maintenance while sleeping?

Can I fix my car during the middle of the night?

[ezzie]

Can you "feel" your macbook when you touch it?

indeed...nerves are wonderful things. ;)

[Lyle]

Sir Swanny had some good ones, didn't he? I miss the old goof :).My first thought was, "Any thread started by indifference"...

she stopped listening to music (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=112474)

first time you were told you were smart (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=110740)

taking the word smart out of our language (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=112472)

hey cooking for the president of Evergreen (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=108890)

going all raw, does anyone do it? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=106743)

a hard yoga pose done once? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=107518)

the day the music died, someone gave it up (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=97917)

[spicyapple]

the day the music died, someone gave it up (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=97917)
I'm really tempted to post a reply in that thread. :( But I think I used up all my thread resurrection allowances for now.

[mattscott306]

Ok, its not dirty but Arn's Asian (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3442524&posted=1#post3442524). Kinda amused me.

[mrkramer]

Ok, its not dirty but Arn's Asian (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3442524&posted=1#post3442524). Kinda amused me.

would that be Arn is Asian or does Arn own an Asian?:confused: :eek:

[calculus]

Help Me Own: Every Apple Laptop Ever Made

That sounds just a tad ambitious - and you're not having mine!

[MacNut]

Just saw this one:
External Drive will no longer mount onto Macbook. solutions?

I would say play some romantic music.

[calculus]

Is it really worth installing Windows?


Well, it helps to keep the wind and rain out...

[ghall]

Have you seen this laptop sleeve?

$500 reward!

[iRachel]

I think iSaint's thread Dear people of the MR community, I invite you to view my buttock (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=288479) deserves a mention.

[iSaint]

I think iSaint's thread Dear people of the MR community, I invite you to view my buttock (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=288479) deserves a mention.

:D

thanks!

[iSaint]

70481


get lots and lots of them :D

[calculus]

70481


get lots and lots of them :D

...or just one huge one.

[Peace]

...or just one huge one.

Or a real small room ;)

But to add one of my favs :

Why Stuffit?

[calculus]

What would you want in a laptop bag?


...a laptop maybe?

[mkrishnan]

A very nice gesture:

Sorry for all the threads but I have another problem!! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=288932)

[ghall]

I was looking through some of my old threads (gimme a break, I'm bored) and I came across this:

MacBook Pro is hotter than usual!

Must be the hair. :rolleyes:

[Doctor Q]

Who would have the nerve to start a thread named How I Met Your Mother?

OK, yeah, it had a "TV" suffix, and it was about a TV show. Just in case, though, I asked my mom, and she says she never met the person who started that thread.

[Zwhaler]

I was wondering how long it would take for that "Dear MacRumors" thread to pop up.

[spicyapple]

Trying out MySpace :rolleyes:

[FleurDuMal]

I remember on an old forum there was a new guy who came on and only made three posts, one of which was "Who's Sticky?" after seeing all the sticky posts. Made me laugh.

[mattscott306]

How Big's your (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=289441)...

[princealfie]

I find the thread about being a British liberal to be funny.

[heehee]

How do you clean your nipple? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=289505):D

[Zwhaler]

How do you clean your nipple? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=289505):D

Ahh beat me too it! Funny one, I actually laughed before I opened it up.

[iSaint]

How do you clean your nipple? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=289505):D

I thought one of you might post this one.

"...with her tongue."

[calculus]

Is Your Wii Warm To The Touch?

...this one really really made me laugh!

[Zwhaler]

Apple or Dell?

I know the thread itself doesn't have to do with which is better or anything like that... but the title made me chuckle, taking that this is MacRumors. :p

[aaron.lee2006]

Going on a Cruise with my MBP

Now, I like my Mac as much as the next guy, but that's a little too far. Are you going to finish it off by getting down on one knee and popping the question?

oh how nice of you.... thats my thread! I was just wondering what to bring with me cause I don't havea big enough card for my camera. The thing was a picture dump for the trip I really don't find that thread title amusing.:apple:

[sturigdson]

Apart from It's official: Human tastes like pork, I'd been struggling to find a good tech/geeky thread with a philosophical bend...

and finally, our friend GFLPraxis [he with the creepy avatar!] has come through: Prevent erasing of history? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=289718)

[Luis]

I think I bought a "hot" iMac (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=289937);)

[iSaint]

How much for a root canal? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=290509)

uh, I don't think you want me to do that!

[TheAnswer]

Going from 17" to 15" (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3478087).

From first post:
Anybody done this? did you find it easy or did you regret it? I cant currently make my mind up...

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[dogbone]

Am I allowed to enter myself?

link
(http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=150059)

[Macaddicttt]

Am I allowed to enter myself?

That would make a pretty good thread title right there... :p

[calculus]

Is folding okay for my laptop?


...it's the only way I can get it into my laptop bag.

[MacNut]

Tips for traveling to San Francisco
boat or plane or car or train.:)

Smartphones
can they do taxes.:p

[G5Unit]

I also quite like the simple but effective Whats wrong with me?

Hey that's mine! Haha.

[MacNut]

Anyone here into FOREX? It just sounds dirty.:p

[spicyapple]

Would "forex" have anything to do with 4-legged animals? :eek: ;)
Anyone here into FOREX? It just sounds dirty.:p

another amusing thread title:
Antisocial WoW Players? - is that even a question?

[djstarrock]

I like the one I think I think bought a "hot" iMac. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=289937)

[epochblue]

The mental image of dueling created by How do you duel screen with OSX? is making me laugh a little each time I see it.

[Diatribe]

How do you duel screen with OSX?

I thought that was pretty funny. :)

[mkrishnan]

Am I allowed to enter myself?

link
(http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=150059)

I'm really glad I swallowed my sip of coffee before reading that. :eek: :D

[spicyapple]

any ideas on how to get over her
link

perhaps use a step chair or ladder?

[Mr Skills]

Installing Pencil (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=290449)


How hard can it be?


.

[WildCowboy]

Help with sheets

How do I properly miter the corners of a flat sheet? I'm in good shape with the pillowcases though.

[iSaint]

Help with sheets

How do I properly miter the corners of a flat sheet? I'm in good shape with the pillowcases though.

Hah!

I love the user's MR name, too!

[MacNut]

Ok I think I found the winner.
Apple Tellie off or how this Fargin' Bastage is in heat (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=291129)

[Luis]

And the OP is funny also!

[iSaint]

And the OP is funny also!

Very! We need more people like this in the world. Of course, more people need to lighten up as well.

[bartelby]

Very! We need more people like this in the world. Of course, more people need to lighten up as well.

Someone should gift him a Demi-ship!

[calculus]

Upgrade for old ram?


...a new set of horns maybe?

[iRachel]

Upgrade for old ram?


...a new set of horns maybe?


darn, somebody beat me to it...

[Mattydj]

Upgrade for old ram?


...a new set of horns maybe?

It was meant to be a serious post.... You know what i meant :p :D :)

[calculus]

It was meant to be a serious post.... You know what i meant :p :D :)

Yes I know. The intention of this thread is to have some fun with the English language and nothing more. It is not about looking for threads that are in some way funny but words that can be interpreted in different ways - this thread highlights the amusing version. No slight to the thread starters is intended at all.

Edit: And here is another example...

Wireless help

...I can't tune in to the light programme.

[ghall]

Maybe, I'm crazy, but somehow I read this wrong:

I'm going to Florida, any ideas of where to go?

Um...aren't you going to Florida?

[Cassie]

os X update screwed my iMac!

Great, now you gotta seperate them...:D

[MacNut]

Smoking Neighbors... The first thing I thought was they are attractive neighbors, then I realized it meant actually smoking.:p

This one made me laugh for some reason. Hard Disk Strangely eating space

[dcv]

Simple Gimp question (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=291622)

[Killyp]

Dates in OS X (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=291764)

:D

[srf4real]

Docks, big or small? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=293034):rolleyes:
heh heh, betcha this op doesn't even see it coming...;)

[bartelby]

Docks, big or small? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=293034):rolleyes:
heh heh, betcha this op doesn't even see it coming...;)


Gah!!! beaten to it!!
:rolleyes:

[twistedlegato]

I need a zipper (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=293083)

After trying to think of one i gave up and then came across this:D

[MacNut]

Newark Airport Duty free??

[calculus]

Time is not working (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3525598#post3525598)

Has it stopped? Is it too fast? Going backwards?

[dcv]

Where can I learn to shake? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=296108) :D

[Cassie]

My mac is a pig

Wow, how did you get OS X to run on it?:D :rolleyes:
yeah i know that joke sucked, I'm just bored.:o

[srf4real]

Crack in macbook case (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=296213)...

Really should be more careful where you leave that stuff.;)

[Salasm]

Leopard killed. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=299358) :D

no more os updates?

[dcv]

Does anyone use POT? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=299839) :D

[Cassie]

"Where's my Bong at?":D (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=300523)

[iBlue]

My MacBook Pro is trying to kill me (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3623955).

(now that innovation!)

[smueboy]

CandyBar killed my system! Help! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=303204)

Attack of the killer candy bars. :p

[mrkramer]

CandyBar killed my system! Help! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=303204)

Attack of the killer candy bars. :p

You beet me too it. *anger*

[MacNut]

What do you do while posting on MacRumors? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=302347)
Type.

[srf4real]

Gone a bit dirty (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=305425);) :D

[siurpeeman]

how long is too long? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3653863#post3653863) :)

[MacNut]

BBC to drop Neighbours (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=305604), I hope they don't hurt them.:p

[Mattydj]

_

[calculus]

opera making me tear my hair out! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3684191#post3684191)

...Mozart is sending me bald.

[sinstoic]

Macbook fan running during videos
(http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=307911) Why can't you sit still and watch! :rolleyes:

[TheAnswer]

New Device my Palm (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3685575).

Don't use it too much or you'll go blind! :p

[ghall]

Zoom Died. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=308374)

Poor Zoom. :(

[mrkramer]

Does anyone else think...? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3695141)

Yes.;) :D

[mkrishnan]

This would be foolish, right? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=308944)

At least we're being honest. :)

[calculus]

thinking about purchasing an iPod Shuffle for Snowboarding (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3695927#post3695927)

...surely it will be much too small?

[XnavxeMiyyep]

???????????? ?????????????? ?????? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=309140)

[iBlue]

"I can't imagine holding such a big device (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3704064)" :D

[MacNut]

Need help identifying a book. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=309968)

Usually they are found on shelves.

[siurpeeman]

this post (http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?p=3704896) made the thread title amusing to me.

[TheAnswer]

Am using the rad titties (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3705278).
{{Rubs eyes}}
Oops...nevermind. :o

[srf4real]

How do you turn it on? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=310100)...

Nothing works better than a little Lube!

[TheAnswer]

How do you turn it on? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=310100)...

Nothing works better than a little Lube!

Of course the next step is Making strange noises when lying flat (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=310106).

[nickster9224]

http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=61613

Bacon

[Doctor Q]

Bad Ram Job?

You shouldn't have taken that job as a sheepherder!

[mkrishnan]

Bad Ram Job?

Bad RAM jobs can be such a pain in the butt. :o

BTW, has there always been a [ thread ] [ /thread ] tag on MR?

[Doctor Q]

BTW, has there always been a [ thread ] [ /thread ] tag on MR?Yes, we've had it for years. Look at all them codes (http://forums.macrumors.com/misc.php?do=bbcode).

[mkrishnan]

Yes, we've had it for years. Look at all them codes (http://forums.macrumors.com/misc.php?do=bbcode).

Ahhh, it's been a long time since I looked at the FAQ! I didn't realize there was a codes page. Nice, thank you! :)

[MacNut]

I want to mount a machine gun on my car. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=313265) A spray of bullets. :p

[mkrishnan]

Vodka tastes like rubbing alcohol.... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=313777) and also removes smudges from iBook palmrests and makes grainy screens appear less grainy, albeit slightly more blurry. It does not, contrary to rumour, make Safari snappier.

[smueboy]

......It does not, contrary to rumour, make Safari snappier.

But it does make it SEEM snappier. ;)

[mkrishnan]

But it does make it SEEM snappier. ;)

Actually, I heard it made Safari seem teh hazee, an a lil bitt teh clowdy. :(

[ghall]

Annoying mouse behavior (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3796679#post3796679)

I found this one somewhat humorous.

[mattscott306]

How hard is it? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3807951)

[Doctor Q]

What does Apple, Inc. management use?

Common sense, we hope. But sometimes it seems like it's hallucinogens.

[calculus]

The iPhone's got a great but... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3819101#post3819101)

It has a nice face too...

[Cassie]

Not on this forum, but I couldn't resist:

I think I urinated on my nano (http://www.mac-forums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=425000#post425000)

..How can you not be sure?

[Luis]

Not on this forum, but I couldn't resist:

I think I urinated on my nano (http://www.mac-forums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=425000#post425000)

..How can you not be sure?

I think I just peed on my MBP without noticing...:D

[tobefirst]

Best way to use iPod in a car? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=306116)

As a coaster for your tasty beverages, of course.

[xsedrinam]

Have you seen one other than yours in the wild? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3857088#post3857088) :eek: :D

[calculus]

Persuade Me To Buy A Mac... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3860140#post3860140)


Well it has been raining an awful lot lately, you really should get one.

I'd get a pair of wellies too while you're at it...

[mkrishnan]

Persuade Me To Buy A Mac... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3860140#post3860140)

I actually posted something snide in that thread, felt bad about it, and deleted it. :o

[MacNut]

Picky eating adults (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=324191)
http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/facelift/lecter0103.jpg

[mkrishnan]

Best place to use the iphone ? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=325879)

Erm...it's a cell phone. Don't you just pretty much use it everywhere you are? :confused:

[Cassie]

iMac too hot for it's own good. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3880453#post3880453):)

[yojitani]

Safest Way To Wipe My Mac (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=327533)

:D

[MacNut]

Putting music on Chocolate phone. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=224966) Wouldn't that get the music all sticky.:p

[Ish]

Why is my Wii glowing? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=329421)

I decline to comment.

[BoyBach]

Why is my Wii glowing? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=329421)

I decline to comment.


I glad that my affliction amuses you. :mad:

( ;) )

[Ish]

May I wish you and your wii a complete and speedy recovery. :p

[Doctor Q]

When Am I Fully Charged?

When you don't have an educational discount.

[calculus]

What do you use Windows for? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3925466#post3925466)

Letting in the light?

[srf4real]

no way! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=330368)Just spent two grand and don't know what to do? Send it to me, I'll find a use for it...:rolleyes:

[Lau]

What's wrong with my google? Everything is misaligned. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3930899#post3930899)

You might want to see a doctor about that, but it is common in a lot of men. ;)

[Doctor Q]

What's wrong with my google? Everything is misaligned. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3930899#post3930899)

You might want to see a doctor about that, but it is common in a lot of men. ;)It can happen to anyone (http://parkergrace.com/store/product_info.php?products_id=31)!

[tobefirst]

iphone in heat... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=331323)

Ummm....I'm not going to say anything else.

[siurpeeman]

Noticed a "ribbed" feel to your mbp's aluminum? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3940799)

highlights from the thread:

feels ribbed and makes my hand vibrate

move your hands back and forth and you should feel it

[AlBDamned]

Noticed a "ribbed" feel to your mbp's aluminum? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3940799)

highlights from the thread:


Quickly followed by this thread in the same forum:

Macbook Users - Ever feel screen is too small? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3940930#post3940930)

[calculus]

Something is eating my hard drive (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3953173#post3953173)

Is it some kind of animal?

[Yankees 4 Life]

Have you seen one other than yours in the wild? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3857088#post3857088) :eek: :D

hahahahahaha i think i did last night..... Thats what she said

[calculus]

macbook burning extremely slow? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3964600#post3964600)

put some more fuel on the fire?

[rdowns]

Squeezing Out a Big One? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=334591)

Sounds like dinnertime when my family gets together.

[WildCowboy]

Hard Drive and Silica Balls

Too. Much. Innuendo.

[MacNut]

Squeezing Out a Big One? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=334591)

Sounds like dinnertime when my family gets together.Ironic considering who posted that thread.

[rdowns]

Wow, I hadn't even noticed the user name. Very funny. :)

[siurpeeman]

i'm doing it. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=335597) it sounds like someone's excited to lose his virginity. :)

[MacNut]

24" iMac going down the crapper, (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3981955) Will it flush down and not clog.:p

[calculus]

Leave the Mac on? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3984765#post3984765)

kinky...

[Lau]

Leave the Mac on? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=3984765#post3984765)

kinky...

Mac lovers do it with the Mac still on. ;)

[WildCowboy]

M kebaord is broke ad I ca't eeter m admi password

[calculus]

Still Freezes Wobble (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4043642#post4043642)

I have no idea why this makes me laugh... but it does:)

[mkrishnan]

Best bang for my buck (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=339666)

Well, young buck, let me show you the most excellent way. I know this bartender in Hanoi...

[ghall]

M kebaord is broke ad I ca't eeter m admi password

English translation please. :eek:


Things we've always liked about windows yet never admitted it (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=333819)
They keep the wind and the bugs out. :rolleyes:

[calculus]

strange thing i found in tiger (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4048294#post4048294)

[Doctor Q]

strange thing i found in tigerI can just imagine...

"I shot a tiger in the zoo, and was carving him up for my dinner when I discovered he had swallowed some zoo visitors who had been missing since March!"

[MacNut]

Video of Cheney, in 1994, Warning That An Invasion of Iraq Would Lead to 'Quagmire' (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=340889)
http://www.hollywoodstandups.com/images/quagmire.jpg
Sorry had to do it.:p

[ezzie]

Quick question about waking up from sleep (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4051884#post4051884)

i do this every day....maybe i can help? :p

[BoyBach]

Quickie: Rubber Inserts? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4146545#post4146545)

I have nothing to add...

[BoyBach]

The Ultimate Screw (suggestions?) (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=350880)

Must. Bite. Tongue.

[mkrishnan]

The Ultimate Screw (suggestions?) (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=350880)

Must. Bite. Tongue.

You did... several of us didn't. Looks like someone cleaned up the carnage. ;)

[ghall]

Anyone Here Know Hong Kong?
(http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=351043)

Nope, I don't think I've met him. :)

[imac/cheese]

Anyone Here Know Hong Kong?
(http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=351043)

Nope, I don't think I've met him. :)

I know him quite well and it is such an honor to know the great Hong Kong Phooey. It is not surprising that others don't know him as this "number one super guy" is "quicker than the human eye".

[imac/cheese]

Advice on Buying My Touch? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4148964#post4148964)

Where I live, purchasing someone's touch is against the law. :eek:

[jczubach]

I think I just peed on my MBP without noticing...:D

and I just peed on my self, same thing!!!!:eek: Yoiks!

[BoyBach]

I phone hacks (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4181311#post4181311)

Leave the poor beggars alone, they're busy writing the next instalment of Wayne Rooney's autobiography!

(Sorry. :o )

[Doctor Q]

Bad Memory?

I had a clever comment to make about this thread title, but I can't remember it now.

[calculus]

Safe to transport MBP while asleep??? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4194576#post4194576)

Not if you're driving...

[RoadieJodie]

Are you a closet nudist?

Kittah is on hardcore drugs

Male STD Testing

So I get sniffed in Chruch

Taking advantage of my company/gf lololol

Charge my battery?

concealed weapon... or pocket knife?

Any one here has a Grizzly /Black/Brown bear as a pet? They are Soo Cute!

How retarded would you feel?

Pulled from Hardforums General Mayhem . . . well worth the subscription fee, hah.
Those who dont know, Hardforums is a PC Enthusiast forum . . . .

[ghall]

"Mighty Mouse Balls..." (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4211377#post4211377)

LOL :D

[MikeTheC]

At a restaurant:

"My name is Jane if you need anything."

Well, what is your name if I don't need anything?


At work:

"May I ask you a question?"

You just did.


To the guy at the local OfficeSux copy department:

"Do you have any illegal size paper?"



You know, after this thread, I am seriously considering writing all my future thread titles in Haiku.

[MikeTheC]

"Mighty Mouse Balls..." (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4211377#post4211377)

LOL :D

This reminds me of the old IBM Mouse Balls memo...

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate
or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of
the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only
be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the
underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign
balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the
mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic
balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually
static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge.
Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for
maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his
balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:

P/N 33F8462 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls

------------------------------------------------------------------------------

[calculus]

3 week old switcher opinions (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4217913#post4217913)

Surely this must be the youngest ever mac user?

[BoyBach]

Does your Iphone have issues? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=359312)

Introducing the new iShrink?

[calculus]

macbook makes a noise when sleeping (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4232096#post4232096)

Snoring?

[Doctor Q]

Not to minimize this person's need for assistance, but...

HELP!! I see Colours!!

I usually ask for help when I can't see colors!

[imac/cheese]

Refurbished Questions. (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=361402)

Aren't most of the questions posted in the Buying Tips, Advice and Discussion forum refurbished?

[mkrishnan]

I usually ask for help when I can't see colors!

I think you'd be forgiven if you couldn't help him. :D

[LizKat]

Advice on Buying My Touch? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4148964#post4148964)

Where I live, purchasing someone's touch is against the law. :eek:

;)

[MacNut]

How do you find the touch in your pocket? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4260132#post4260132) Usually its good.:p

[mkrishnan]

how much more blacker can black get? none...none more black (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=362959)

In the words of the master, Tupac Shakur, "Some say the blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. I say the darker the flesh, hey, the deeper the roots." :)

[imac/cheese]

Mid-end tower concept (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=363242)

I have heard of the low-end and the high-end but I am confused as to where the mid-end is. :confused:

[Doctor Q]

Prepared to Ship Q’s

No, don't put me in that box!

If you do, however, I prefer those plastic air-pouch bags to packing peanuts.

[Vuzie]

Prepared to Ship Q’s

No, don't put me in that box!

If you do, however, I prefer those plastic air-pouch bags to packing peanuts.

How about we just pack you in with some popcorn. You won't suffocate yourself and they taste a heck of a lot better than styrofoam or cellulose packing material.

[imac/cheese]

How about we just pack you in with some popcorn. You won't suffocate yourself and they taste a heck of a lot better than styrofoam or cellulose packing material.

Wouldn't the butter ruin the shipping box?

[Cassie]

Wouldn't the butter ruin the shipping box?

We could leave it unbuttered.http://deephousepage.com/smilies/devil10.gif

[Vuzie]

Wouldn't the butter ruin the shipping box?

nah... we could line the box just in case... or just give him/her a bottle of spray butter... :p

[imac/cheese]

We could leave it unbuttered.http://deephousepage.com/smilies/devil10.gif

What? They actually make unbuttered popcorn? Why? ;)

[Cassie]

What? They actually make unbuttered popcorn? Why? ;)

Your username gave me an idea: cheese popcorn!:D

[Doctor Q]

HUGE pet peeve

It really peeves me when I'm walking my huge pet (http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/chicken.jpg) and it drags me in the wrong direction.

[tobefirst]

I never use protection... (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=365812)

Not really something I'd be bragging about...but whatever.

[calculus]

Waiting for Leopard (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4297145#post4297145)

A trip to the zoo or the first draft of a Beckett play?

[MartyMoe]

You know, after this thread, I am seriously considering writing all my future thread titles in Haiku.

Posts when we read them
Do not say what they seem to
Humor is result

[calculus]

Can i put my Tiger anywhere i want? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4367928#post4367928)

[Lau]

Can i put my Tiger anywhere i want? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4367928#post4367928)

And, on that note, Have I already been charged for my Leopard? (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=373967)...

[xUKHCx]

Made me laugh

88314

[Fuzzy14]

Made me laugh

88314

Me too, he claimed he had a legit copy of Leopard!

[mkrishnan]

I'm totally screwed up!! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=374800)

Well, you know, I didn't want to say anything, but....

[tobefirst]

Unzipping Annoyance (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=382997)

Well, ya know, you can't just leave it open!

[calculus]

Unzipping Annoyance (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=382997)

Well, ya know, you can't just leave it open!

Damn, beaten to it ...

[maestro55]

I read the first five pages but couldn't stop laughing out loud I will have to go back and read the rest later. Great stuff! Thanks to the OP for starting this thread, I will never be able to read thread titles the same again.

[xsedrinam]

OB/GYN Looking for a position (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=220910) Is that loaded, or what?! And, revived to boot. :D

[calculus]

Apple FINALLY acknowledge gradient issue! (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4578568#post4578568)

It was an uphill struggle though ...

[rdowns]

i think im getting the shaft (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=395620)

Ah, too damn easy.

[Lau]

iPod back polishing (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=400683)

We had missed it while it was away.

[mkrishnan]

We had missed it while it was away.

Oooh, that reminds me that I had been meaning to try the strawberry body polish from Body Shop.... I need to get myself that for Christmas. :o

[Lau]

Oooh, that reminds me that I had been meaning to try the strawberry body polish from Body Shop.... I need to get myself that for Christmas. :o

:p

No problem. :D

[Muzzway]

Upgrading RAM without putting iMac down
(http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=401285)

I don't know exactly how you upgrade a ram, but I don't imagine it has anything to do with killing your iMac. Is that really such an accomplishment?

[Cassie]

newbie iMac virgin (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?p=4671395#post4671395)

Are you sure you don't want to start with a Mac mini first? I've heard those iMacs can be quite feisty. :D

[ghall]

This made me LMAO.
Maybe because I have a dirty mind. :)