Nothing is funnier than the news

what a weirdo...poor little bird

Good god, that man needs help.

Sounds schizophrenic to me... Strange story, even for Staten Island.

Maybe they should beef up security at NBC coast to coast, since his obvious next move is to go for either Brian Williams or Leno.

I think hallucinogenic might be a better word than schizophrenic ... no telling what they're putting in those whoppers now a days.

Stomping doesn't kill vampires... Anyways, I guess we can't find all the crazy people roaming the streets trying to kill "vampires." As for the bird, OW!

Now that's a sad story. The guy was in his 20's? My guess is it was just an a** who thought it would be funny, and had no real mental problems (other than being an a**) and didn't actually think it was a vampire.

Poor bird.

That is truly a strange story...maybe he thought Buffy would show up and offer herself to him as payment for his brave actions against the vampire underworld?

mmmm, Buffy.

Shouldn't this type of story only get covered by Weekly World News or something??

Oh sweet Jesus Lord Almighty.... he saw a peacock!!!! I would have stomped that vampire good......real good. Hmmmph.