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Woman on crutches, 33, accused of groping "Santa Tim"

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(Best line: "Capt. Bob Myles said police were able to quickly find and identify Lamy because she was on crutches.")
 
Whoa lady! Santa's chestnuts are not for public handling!

I guess if rosy-cheeked fat old men are your bag, x-mas offers untold fondling opportunities...
 
Just how does Rudolf feel now!😱😛

Sometimes these stories sleigh me.

I suppose she might become a bit Vixen.

I guess Santa didn't like it when she played with his Prancer.

I could go on but I gather the point has been well stocked.



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This gives new meaning to "Santa Claus is coming to town"

Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding, I think she wanted what was in Santa's sack... 😉
 
ezekielrage_99 said:
This gives new meaning to "Santa Claus is coming to town"

Maybe it's just a big misunderstanding, I think she wanted what was in Santa's sack... 😉
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More like she wanted Santa in the sack...

(can we get in trouble for jokes like this here? I mean...we've got the "cybering thread" and now Santa has been sexually assaulted....)
 
CalBoy said:
Somehow "ho ho ho" just doesn't seem right...

Ok, there are just too many of these. 😛😀
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Well in Australia Santa can't say Ho Ho Ho because it's offensive to women but in this case I think they'd let it slide....


Then again I think it's very festive for this T-Shirt
 

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Iscariot said:
I wonder, would we take it more seriously if a man on crutches had groped Mrs. Claus?
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Yeah, I'm guessing that that wouldn't have the same comic value as this episode does. I'm going to go out on a limb (pun intended) and guess that this wasn't an attractive 33-year old female doing the groping, either.
 
CalBoy said:
Just how does Rudolf feel now!😱😛

Sometimes these stories sleigh me.

I suppose she might become a bit Vixen.

I guess Santa didn't like it when she played with his Prancer.

I could go on but I gather the point has been well stocked.



😛
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Overkill in the pun department.

if you have any more though I'll be impressed 😛
 
wtf?? at 65 he's way past his prime to qualify as a dilf.

i thought it was gonna be one of those "santa hunks" that have at beverly center.

if it's true i think he should be glad really.

hell i took it as a compliment when a chick grabbed my butt on teh bus when i was in HS.
 
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