Anti Zealot Campaign

[SPG]

I would like, no demand, a position document by the Anti Zealot Campaign.
Too many posters are claiming to hold high office in this campaign and yet I have not seen any real discussion of what this campaign stands for.
Let's have it.

[Mr. Anderson]

If you do a little research on the threads - try looking at the posts of the main members - you might find what you're looking for. It was discussed not too long ago, btw.

[eyelikeart]

the Anti-Zealots....in a nutshell....are against bashing the PC all together and the PC-toting freaks out there...

I'm a Mac-freak...completely in every way...but I know there is another computer platform which can serve other people in ways that a Mac just won't...

but I also know that Mac OS is better than Windows...but I try not to get too emotional over it...unlike some of the flamewars have shown in the past around here... ;)

I was talking with some other members earlier today...and we're thinking of developing our own campaign...a coalition if u will...of course it's still in it's begining stages...

more to come soon...he he he :p

[MacAztec]

Anti-Zealots are people who really do think different.

They don't really focus on one thing (such as a PC user), they look at everything.

We really try to open our minds to other platforms, programs, and practically anything!

[rainman::|:|]

I've been of this mind for a while now... Eventually it dawned on me, that in heated arguements like this (and NOT to get things started, but abortion, religion, etc, blah) you can argue until you turn blue, but no one's going to change their opinion. Each side attacks saying "my view indisputible" rather than "i have an open mind and will listen to what the other side says", so the arguing is pointless. The saying goes, "what would you have if you understood both sides of an arguement? paralysis"... it's true... you don't dwell on the arguement, and move on to bigger and better things.

This is why I want to be an anti-zealot. Thank you for your consideration.
hehe

:D
pnw

[Hemingray]

First off: LOL, love your sig paulwhannel! It's beautifully random. :D

And secondly here on the order of the Anti-Zealot Campaign, I would like a rousing chorus of "Hail, Hail, the Gang's All Here"! :D

BTW... I would certainly not consider my position in this campaign as holding high office. :p

[rainman::|:|]

TY hemingray :) it's actually from an old halloween Simpsons episode, but i woke up yesterday with it in my head... Gotta love homer!

I think i shall become "Superior General in charge of ambiguous anti-zealous affairs" if no one minds, since there doesn't seem to be any governing group that admits new members... I hereby admit myself ;)

pnw

[GeeYouEye]

Ahh. That explains it. OK, I'll join. Just gotta think up a position.

[mischief]

The War on Zealots has reached a lull.

In this spirit personell have been shifted to the War On Stupidity.

I am hereby founding Seltzer-Pie-Laugh-At-Tactics Division


SPLAT Div. :D

Flame retardent clowning for all..........:p

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief
The War on Zealots has reached a lull.

In this spirit personell have been shifted to the War On Stupidity.

I am hereby founding Seltzer-Pie-Laugh-At-Tactics Division


SPLAT Div. :D

Flame retardent clowning for all..........:p

Not bad, not bad.

Has this been approved by the majority?

[mcrain]

Does the Anti-Zealot compaign have an attorney? :D

[Hemingray]

I approve, provided that the pies are actual REAL pies... not just the whipped cream ones! It makes a difference, you know. :p

[mischief]

This is a Revolutionary Anarchist movement toward sanity.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mcrain
Does the Anti-Zealot compaign have an attorney? :D

OOH, good point, you know how those zealots get all defensive, they might just take exception to the abuse they get and start thinking legal action.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief
This is a Revolutionary Anarchist movement toward sanity.

Well, you would have to have followers if you want the movement to succeed, now wouldn't you?:D

But your starting to spit when you say that. You might want to take a deep breath, relax and count to 10. Don't start ranting, you'll be as bad as the individuals you're after.....

[mischief]

The basic Field Pie Kit:

1 pack - 8" Disposable Pie Pans.

2 - 8 cans of whip cream in various flavours.

A typical Clown Commando also carries 1 to 4 Seltzer bottles and a backup piece: typically a moon-pie.

Special targets require special ordinance. For example the standard issue Assasination Pie is a store bought puree based dark fruit pie.

In a pinch, for a low ranking special target all Pie Assasins cache basic pie making supplies in their kitchen.

Research is being done in the Special Pies division into vehicle-mounted soft-merengue sprayers and Anti-tank pies.


:cool:

[Backtothemac]

Ok, I have mine.

Assistant buck private of the anti-zealot campaign. Hey somebody has to be the foot soldier right. ;)

[mischief]

Originally posted by dukestreet


Well, you would have to have followers if you want the movement to succeed, now wouldn't you?:D



By definition an Anarchist movement has no High Commander.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief


By definition an Anarchist movement has no High Commander.

Yeah? I'd like to see than in action, won't last too long.

I'd also like to see some more heavy weapons - mustard spray pie, not only embarassing, but takes 'em out.:D

[mischief]

PR&D has lots of stuff in mind:

For suppressing full combat you use merengue frothed with Latex. That'd slow anybody down. Who wants to make war while covered in sticky goo?:D

[SPG]

Thanks for some of the minor clarifications and threats of violence, but I have yet to see a coherent statement of position.
As a contrarian organization it seems difficult to claim to be open minded while your very organiztion has the word "anti" in it. Perhaps the "Campaign to Listen to the Zealots but Ultimately Make Up Our Own Minds" would be more appropriate.
The Pro Zealot Campaign is a contra-contrarian movement to embrace the fervor that allows people to get so fired up that they get red faced and spit while talking...a simple goal actually. By allowing the flame to burn hotter we believe that it will burn itself out quicker. Down with hearing both sides! Down with rational discussion! Dogma! Dogma! Dogma! Dogma!!!!!

[mischief]

Say that covered in 3" of semi-waterproof merengue and cherry pie guts.


(Whooshhhh SPLAT!!!!):D

[Backtothemac]

Anti-zealot campaign statement....

Just a bunch of Mac loving people who are not so stupidly entrenced in our use of Mac's that we cannot see the bennifit to other operating systems, platforms, and the need to sleep with our wife, instead of playing Quake 3 when she is wearing the black teddy. We are also firmly against the PC Zealots who come here to do nothing but start uneducated flamewars for their kicks because they don't have wifes that wear black teddys. In addition to that we are fully armed and capable of defending all that which is Mac, with intellegence and dignity.

--
Assistant Buck Private of the Anti-zealot campaign.

P.S.
I know I am only a Buck Private, so I hope I don't get tried for breaking the chain of command. ;)

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by SPG

The Pro Zealot Campaign is a contra-contrarian movement to embrace the fervor that allows people to get so fired up that they get red faced and spit while talking...a simple goal actually. By allowing the flame to burn hotter we believe that it will burn itself out quicker. Down with hearing both sides! Down with rational discussion! Dogma! Dogma! Dogma! Dogma!!!!!

Don't you just love it when we have nothing to discuss. Its like we're starving and starting to eat our own young....

[mischief]

Is that nose on crooked?!?

Boy, don't make me put you on oversize shoe polishing duty.

Now get in that Yugo with the rest of the Platoon!!!!!;) :D :eek: :confused: :rolleyes: :p :cool:

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief
Is that nose on crooked?!?

Boy, don't make me put you on oversize shoe polishing duty.

Now get in that Yugo with the rest of the Platoon!!!!!;) :D :eek: :confused: :rolleyes: :p :cool:

You keep this up and the War on Stupidity will escalate to the War on Silliness, and then your own troops will turn on you.....

And I thought there wasn't a leader? Anarchy my @ss, that's the way it always goes. Next you'll be calling everyone 'comrade'

[mischief]

Is this Counter Revolutionary talk?!? (right eyebrow goes up)

Such behaviour may result in a power wedgie.:D ;)


:eek:

^^
\\//

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief
Is this Counter Revolutionary talk?!? (right eyebrow goes up)

Such behaviour may result in a power wedgie.:D ;)


I ain't your citizen and I'm not wearing no underwear!

As Bill the cat would say

Ffffffpppptt!

[SPG]

"macs are just supirior"
Remember that signature?

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by SPG
"macs are just supirior"
Remember that signature?

superior - right?

No, I don't remember. What's your point? Help us out, would you?

[mischief]

The direct quote was: "THBBBT!!!!" or occasionally "THBBBFFTT!!" and "THPPFFT!!"

:rolleyes:

[SPG]

The misspelling of superior in a signature file was one of our people, a zealot. It was a subtle way of messing with your heads and it has worked, now all your thoughts are belong to us. You will be doing our bidding, no wait, you already are! Mwuhahahahahahaha!
...or maybe the kid just couldn't spell.

[britboy]

Originally posted by dukestreet


...I'm not wearing no underwear!


just occasionally, it's appropriate to stick to a "don't ask, don't tell" policy :p

Hey, i haven't got a signature yet. Any positions still free? Perhaps something like 'solitary pleb of the anti-zealot campaign'? :D :D

[mischief]

Self Defense skit.......

Could someone post it? Arn?:)

[britboy]

the self-defence against fruit?

[mischief]

Yesh.:p

[britboy]

Self-defense against Fresh Fruit
From Monty Python's Flying Circus

Colonel (Graham Chapman): get some discipline into those chaps, Sergeant Major!

Sargeant (John Cleese, shouting throughout): Right sir! Good evening, class.

All (mumbling): Good evening.

Sargeant: Where's all the others, then?

All: They're not here.

Sgt.: I can see that. What's the matter with them?

All: Dunno. Chapman (member of class): Perhaps they've got 'flu.

Sgt.: Huh! 'Flu, eh? They should eat more fresh fruit. Ha. Right. Now, self-defence. Tonight I shall be carrying on from where we got to last week when I was showing you how to defend yourselves against anyone who attacks you with armed with a piece of fresh fruit.

(Grumbles from all)

Palin: Oh, you promised you wouldn't do fruit this week.

Sgt.: What do you mean?

Jones: We've done fruit the last nine weeks.

Sgt.: What's wrong with fruit? You think you know it all, eh?

Palin: Can't we do something else?

Idle (Welsh): Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

Sgt.: Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit...

All: We done the passion fruit.

Sgt.: What? Chapman: We done the passion fruit.

Palin: We done oranges, apples, grapefruit...

Jones: Whole and segments.

Palin: Pomegranates, greengages...

Chapman: Grapes, passion fruit...

Palin: Lemons...

Jones: Plums...

Chapman: Mangoes in syrup...

Sgt.: How about cherries?

All: We did them.

Sgt.: Red *and* black?

All: Yes!

Sgt.: All right, bananas. (All sigh.)

Sgt.: We haven't done them, have we? Right. Bananas. How to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. Now you, come at me with this banana. Catch! Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.

Palin: Suppose he's got a bunch.

Sgt.: Shut up.

Idle: Suppose he's got a pointed stick.

Sgt.: Shut up. Right now you, Mr Apricot.

Chapman: 'Arrison.

Sgt.: Sorry, Mr. 'Arrison. Come at me with that banana. Hold it like that, that's it. Now attack me with it. Come on! Come on! Come at me! Come at me then! (Shoots him.)

Chapman: Aaagh! (dies.)

Sgt.: Now, I eat the banana. (Does so.)

Palin: You shot him!

Jones: He's dead!

Idle: He's completely dead!

Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.

Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead.

Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana.

Jones: But you told him to.

Sgt.: Look, I'm only doing me job. I have to show you how to defend yourselves against fresh fruit.

Idle: And pointed sticks.

Sgt.: Shut up.

Palin: Suppose I'm attacked by a man with a banana and I haven't got a gun?

Sgt.: Run for it.

Jones: You could stand and scream for help.

Sgt.: Yeah, you try that with a pineapple down your windpipe.

Jones: A pineapple?

Sgt.: Where? Where?

Jones: No I just said: a pineapple.

Sgt.: Oh. Phew. I thought my number was on that one.

Jones: What, on the pineapple?

Sgt.: Where? Where?

Jones: No, I was just repeating it.

Sgt.: Oh. Oh. I see. Right. Phew. Right that's bananas then. Now the raspberry. There we are. 'Armless looking thing, isn't it? Now you, Mr Tin Peach.

Jones: Thompson.

Sgt.: Thompson. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on. Be as vicious as you like with it.

Jones: No.

Sgt.: Why not?

Jones: You'll shoot me.

Sgt.: I won't.

Jones: You shot Mr. Harrison.

Sgt.: That was self-defence. Now come on. I promise I won't shoot you.

Idle: You promised you'd tell us about pointed sticks.

Sgt.: Shut up. Come on, brandish that raspberry. Come at me with it. Give me Hell.

Jones: Throw the gun away.

Sgt.: I haven't got a gun.

Jones: You have.

Sgt.: Haven't.

Jones: You shot Mr 'Arrison with it.

Sgt.: Oh, that gun.

Jones: Throw it away.

Sgt.: Oh all right. How to defend yourself against a redcurrant -- without a gun.

Jones: You were going to shoot me!

Sgt.: I wasn't.

Jones: You were!

Sgt.: No, I wasn't, I wasn't. Come on then. Come at me. Come on you weed! You weed, do your worst! Come on, you puny little man. You weed...

(Sgt. pulls a lever in the wall--CRASH! a 16-ton weight falls on Jones)

Jones: Aaagh.

Sgt.: If anyone ever attacks you with a raspberry, just pull the lever and the 16-ton weight will fall on top of him.

Palin: Suppose there isn't a 16-ton weight?

Sgt.: Well that's planning, isn't it? Forethought.

Palin: Well how many 16-ton weights are there?

Sgt.: Look, look, look, Mr Knowall. The 16-ton weight is just _one way_ of dealing with a raspberry killer. There are millions of others!

Idle: Like what?

Sgt.: Shootin' him?

Palin: Well what if you haven't got a gun or a 16-ton weight?

Sgt.: Look, look. All right, smarty-pants. You two, you two, come at me then with raspberries. Come on, both of you, whole basket each.

Palin: No guns.

Sgt.: No. Palin: No 16-ton weights.

Sgt.: No. Idle: No pointed sticks.

Sgt.: Shut up. Palin: No rocks up in the ceiling.

Sgt.: No. Palin: And you won't kill us.

Sgt.: I won't.

Palin: Promise.

Sgt.: I promise I won't kill you. Now. Are you going to attack me?

Palin & Idle: Oh, all right.

Sgt.: Right, now don't rush me this time. Stalk me. Do it properly. Stalk me. I'll turn me back. Stalk up behind me, close behind me, then in with the redcurrants! Right? O.K. start moving. Now the first thing to do when you're being stalked by an ugly mob with redcurrants is to -- release the tiger!

(He does so. Growls. Screams.)

Sgt.: The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the fruit-laden foe but also the redcurrants. Tigers however do not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a crocodile. Right, now, the rest of you, where are you? I know you're hiding somewhere with your damsons and prunes. Well I'm ready for you. I've wired meself up to 200 tons of gelignite, and if any one of you so much as makes a move we'll all go up together! Right, right. I warned you. That's it...

(Explosion.)

[SPG]

You can't spell assassin without ass, twice.

Intercontinental pie throwing. Not a very serious threat.

[Mr. Anderson]

This thread's gotten too silly!

Spam any one?

[SPG]

SPG, you once again, have proven what a total idiot you are. Cut it out. You're not even a zealot yourself. If you don't have anything constructive to add to the debates over Ram and whatnot, then wait till there is something you can contribute to instead of wasting posts trying to incite people. And calling Mischief an ass? twice? That wasn't very nice. Now play nice and stick to debating whether Apple should include a superdrive in the new powerbook.
-Your Pal, -SPG
_____________________
Not a Zealot, but also not an Anti-Zealot.
No really, Vanilla is fine.

[mischief]

Really the target for the WOS is those who take themselves too seriously.

Now, britboy.......if you could post the "Logic versus Sex" skit?

The A-propositions intro reminds me of many threads here..........

[britboy]

really, this is getting worse and worse :p :D
Anyone who want a good laugh can get mischiefs request (http://www.cs.berkeley.edu/~ddgarcia/LogicProfessor.html) from there.
What was this thread about again? Oh yes, mud-pie throwing wasn't it? :D

Thanks mischief, i found the perfect content for my sig :)

[rainman::|:|]

oh i'm getting dizzy. monty python is a good way to loose all bearings on the world...

oh, and dukestreet, I don't like spam!!

but i will sing the spam song with someone...

*falls over*

pnw

[mischief]

(shuffles feet, looks around nervously)

Who told you that?

Why........the very idea is .........er........rediculous......hah......heh.heh...

(taps earpiece, backs up a bit.)

Could you move a bit to the left?:p

[SPG]

Nein! Nein! Nein!
Zee Makintoch ist Zupah!
PC ist scheisse!
Apfel, Apfel uber alles!

[Mr. Anderson]

Nooooobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition! Are cheif weapon is fear.

Fear and Surprise,

Our Two chief weapons are fear and Surprise,

And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.....


Surrender, lest ye be pulled apart on the rack! We have ways to make you talk!

[SPG]

Damn good idea. The Zealots shall now start launching the Macintosh Inquisition!
When was the last time you booted up in XP?
You know DOS commands don't you?
You listen to music on Windows Media Player don't you? Don't you? Answer us!

[Geert]

I hereby would like to post for party-member of the anti-zealot campaign.
I haven't found a great title to go with my new status, but I did find a good opening for every meeting we hold.

[SPG]

Sounds like the mantra for the Pro Zealot Campaign.

[mischief]

A shadow looms over SPG.........there is a roar and rush of heat from overhead.

Mischief dives for cover.

There is a tremendous impact as SPG is taken out by a ten metre Orbitally deployed blackberry cobbler, fresh and steaming.....having been baked inside it's tinfoil by re-entry.

Mischief's head pops up.

" I love the smell of Cobbler in the morning........it smells like......victory." :D :p

[SPG]

Pies like revenge are best served cold.

[eyelikeart]

damn...

I've been reading all of this stuff...seems like the Anti-Zealots have grown to a considerable number lately...

this is getting to the point of being silly...

just what kind of cobbler do u like best mishief?? :p

[mischief]

Originally posted by SPG
Pies like revenge are best served cold.

Twirl your moustache and Cackle when you say that.

Sheesh.

Amateur.:D

[mischief]

For what purpose?

Assassination or dessert?;) :p

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief

Mischief dives for cover.


Hey Mischief, How about a new Avatar?

Got one just for you!

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by mischief
For what purpose?

Assassination or dessert?;) :p

hey...maybe u should bake us some brownies...he he he ;)

[mc68k]

Originally posted by eyelikeart
this is getting to the point of being silly...

Those aren't even proper keep left signs!
Wait for it.....action!

You all seem like anti-zealot zealots.

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mc68k

You all seem like anti-zealot zealots.

I do not resemble a zealot of any persuasion!

I just love a good taunting now and then.

No go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

[mischief]

Originally posted by dukestreet


Hey Mischief, How about a new Avatar?

Got one just for you!

Naw......Lemme know if you find a "Killer Clown From Outer Space".:cool:

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief
Naw......Lemme know if you find a "Killer Clown From Outer Space".:cool:

Be my guest....

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns3.wav

http://home.swipnet.se/~w-28870/

[mischief]

See if you can find me the "Gremlin" from the 40's bugs bunny cartoon......if you can find me THAT in a 50 by 50 I'll change my avatar.


"You gotta hit em jUUUust right.":D

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by mischief
See if you can find me the "Gremlin" from the 40's bugs bunny cartoon......if you can find me THAT in a 50 by 50 I'll change my avatar.


this is the best I could find...he he he :p

[mischief]

Originally posted by eyelikeart


hey...maybe u should bake us some brownies...he he he ;)

Sure: $15.00/batch.

Ghiradelli chocolate chips, Walnut oil, Walnuts............

;)

[Mr. Anderson]

Mischief

Couldn't find a good gremlin

but how about this?

Its a little cleaner than yours, with a red nose and transparent background. And the Apple is from Apple actual retro logo, I got it at applestuff.com

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by Backtothemac
Anti-zealot campaign statement....

Just a bunch of Mac loving people who are not so stupidly entrenced in our use of Mac's that we cannot see the bennifit to other operating systems, platforms, and the need to sleep with our wife, instead of playing Quake 3 when she is wearing the black teddy. We are also firmly against the PC Zealots who come here to do nothing but start uneducated flamewars for their kicks because they don't have wifes that wear black teddys. In addition to that we are fully armed and capable of defending all that which is Mac, with intellegence and dignity.

Does this mean that the coat of arms for the campaign is a well built woman, in a black teddy (skimpy ;) ) sitting at a Mac??? If so, where do I sign up???

I started my own flamethrower group a while ago that I would like to offer the services of it to the campaign. We will gladly accept mercenary status within the campaign, and agree to not attach the campaign members (unless they REALLY deserve it :D ).

---------
Brigadier General of the Kill-them-all Flamethrower division

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by AlphaTech
I started my own flamethrower group a while ago that I would like to offer the services of it to the campaign. We will gladly accept mercenary status within the campaign, and agree to not attach the campaign members (unless they REALLY deserve it :D ).

---------
Brigadier General of the Kill-them-all Flamethrower division

I think you should just step on up to nukes. Not as messy, no people running around burning, rolling on the ground crying, just one big BOOM and its all over, nice and clean, yep.....:D

[Mr. Anderson]

Hey mischief, nice 'tar!

Whoohoo, now you're getting serious!:D :p ;)

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by dukestreet
Hey mischief, nice 'tar!

Whoohoo, now you're getting serious!:D :p ;)

Just had a thought, you want I should make it blink? If so, what eye, right or left?


Just for the record, that was a mistake, I meant to edit, not quote, damn, and its more obvious here becuase I'm close to 1000, I'm truly sorry and I'll try not to let it happen. Damn.:(

[iGav]

Just for the record, that was a mistake, I meant to edit, not quote, damn, and its more obvious here becuase I'm close to 1000, I'm truly sorry and I'll try not to let it happen. Damn.

yeah right!! :p

Congrats on the 1000...... as I said in other posts...... you definitely been the poster of the month......how quickly!! :D

Here to 2000 by next month!!;) :D :p

[SPG]

Seems like folks are gettin mighty zealous 'bout their ole Anti-Zealot Campaign.

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by dukestreet


I think you should just step on up to nukes. Not as messy, no people running around burning, rolling on the ground crying, just one big BOOM and its all over, nice and clean, yep.....:D

I like to use the right tool for the job... Against one target, or a small group, the flames work real nice. You also get all nice and toasty warm from using them (as well as a warm feeling where it counts). Some targets require a nuke though, when you need to take out the terrain surrounding the target, and don't care if you can't use it for the next umpteen years.

Then again, I also multi-task as a sniper :D

[mischief]

Originally posted by dukestreet


Just had a thought, you want I should make it blink? If so, what eye, right or left?


How about an eyebrow that goes up (right eyebrow) ..........then the view is obscured by a pie hit........kinda like yer G5 banner............


If yer gonna do the blink it should be the left (visually right) eye.

like this is the right (visually left) eye: ;)

[mischief]

I invented a number of Heavy Weapons for the Anti-Zealot campaign.

The iNuke Orbital Edition that ended the war with Gocyrus.

The Proverb of the Rectal Craniotomy that ended John123's rant on Grammar.

The infamous iPoop.

The official inflight Macrumors flamewar disclaimer.

The Poop-monkey/Gorilla.

And of course the Orbital Pie Strike.:D

I can provide you with a compatible handset for the orbital platform and the Primates and iPoop I'll lease out if you like.;)

[AlphaTech]

mischief, I'll take the headset for the oribital platform, but I am in the process of genetically engineering my own creatures. I am also designing some long arms to reach out and b*tch-slap someone with :D. As well as an moron neutralizing weapon that kills them for 30-90 minutes (depending on how stupid they really are). That last one is in the testing stages, with a few prototypes (slight modifications between them). Once they are out of testing, I will share the plans with you. :D

[mischief]

It looks just like an innocent stock portfolio.............:D

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by mischief
It looks just like an innocent stock portfolio.............:D

Nothing that is in my arsenal looks innocent... that is part of the fun :D

[mischief]

A Bengal Tiger that places IPO adds then lays in wait in a hotel conference room.............:eek:

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief


How about an eyebrow that goes up (right eyebrow) ..........then the view is obscured by a pie hit........kinda like yer G5 banner............


If yer gonna do the blink it should be the left (visually right) eye.

like this is the right (visually left) eye: ;)

I'll do the iBrow, the iCakeSplat would require a significant bit of work right now that I can't really do, sorry.

I checked the profiles, and even though I might have out performed most people this month, krosfighter has the most posts in the shortest amount of time. He didn't register and start posting until 01/13/02 and has over 10 posts/day. No one is even close to that.

Here's some 'tars

[Mr. Anderson]

This totally sucks, I can't post more than one image at a time. Anyone know how to post more than 1 image from your local disk to the message. The IMG button looks for images on the net.

I'll try something....

file:///Titanium/personal/mr/mischiefiBrow.gif

file:///Titanium/personal/mr/mischiefiBrow2.gif

[Mr. Anderson]

that didn't work, oh well.

[Mr. Anderson]

one more

[SPG]

Miriam Webster's defines zealot as a fanatical partisan. Listing weapons, describing oneself as all manner of attack dog, these don't sound like the actions of zealots?
I forward the motion that the Anti Zealot Campaign rename itself the Pro Hipocrasy Campaign and turn it's arsenal against itself.

[Durandal7]

Originally posted by SPG
Miriam Webster's defines zealot as a fanatical partisan. Listing weapons, describing oneself as all manner of attack dog, these don't sound like the actions of zealots?
I forward the motion that the Anti Zealot Campaign rename itself the Pro Hipocrasy Campaign and turn it's arsenal against itself.

Give it a rest.

[SPG]

Oh sure, silence the debate when you lose your point!
At least I haven't gone on for pages about throwing pies and using flamethrowers and such...I just wanted to know if the anti-Zealots actually stood for something, which I think they did for a brief period.

[Durandal7]

Originally posted by SPG
Oh sure, silence the debate when you lose your point!
At least I haven't gone on for pages about throwing pies and using flamethrowers and such...I just wanted to know if the anti-Zealots actually stood for something, which I think they did for a brief period.
I haven't been going on for pages about pies, that was other people. You're making generalizations.

[SPG]

I wasn't pointing the finger at you, I was pointing it at..........them!

[cb911]

i want to be a member of the anti zealot campaign! <fills out paperwork> ok, now what do i do???

[Jookbox]

philosophically, i'm in complete agreement with them, but have no association with them.

sometimes these boards are so difficult to read when the flock of sheep start spewing crap.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by cb911
i want to be a member of the anti zealot campaign! <fills out paperwork> ok, now what do i do???

everyone else has just jumped in....so just do it... ;)

pretty soon all of macrumors is going to be an "Anti-Zealot" campaign...then where's the fun going to be?! :eek:

[teabgs]

wow...I missed all of this until now. Thats what happens when you're working non-stop for a week on end I guess.

I am officially declaring myself the Rogue Samuri of the Anti-Anti-Zealot Campaign. I will NOT sit back here and allow everyone to conform to the Anti-Zealots with all their propaganda subliminal messages.

I will fight the estabolishment by dark and use the shadows as my cover. Wherever the Anti-Zealots attempt to gain a stronghold I will be there lurking in the shadows ready to strike at any moment.

There will never be an all Anti-Zealot Campaign forum as long as I have something to do with it! I wont allow these forums to get boring and one sided.

Let's Dance.

:cool:

PS: I'm not taking a zealot stance, just one against the anti-zealots for the sake of playing devil's advocate.

[jefhatfield]

Originally posted by SPG
I would like, no demand, a position document by the Anti Zealot Campaign.
Too many posters are claiming to hold high office in this campaign and yet I have not seen any real discussion of what this campaign stands for.
Let's have it.

spikey started the campaign to fight the pcs with facts, not general untruths told from the mouths of fanatical mac zealots who could care less about facts

the best way to promote apple is by the truth and what a mac can do for the person questioning the need for one

spg, sorry i took so long to answer your question...after spikey started the anti-zealot campaign, i joined in but i hold no office

i am a pc techie who is aware of the downfalls, and strengths of pcs

[3rdpath]

i wouldn't join any campaign that would have me as a member....:D




official drinker of anti-zealot champaign:cool:

[Geert]

Originally posted by dukestreet
one more

Dukestreet, these are really nice.
I didn't see them moving at first, but the subtle movement on all of them is really nice.
I bet Mischief did not see these.

[alex_ant]

I hereby declare myself a member of the Microsoft Windows XP zealot campaign! Eat it, Macrumors geekboys!

XP on an overclocked water-cooled Athlon inside a windowed, neon-lit full-tower case 4 EVER!!! Get it in you!

[AlphaTech]

Originally posted by alex_ant
I hereby declare myself a member of the Microsoft Windows XP zealot campaign! Eat it, Macrumors geekboys!

XP on an overclocked water-cooled Athlon inside a windowed, neon-lit full-tower case 4 EVER!!! Get it in you!

windblows heXPee... grabbing the barf bag and then the sniper rifle

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by Geert


Dukestreet, these are really nice.
I didn't see them moving at first, but the subtle movement on all of them is really nice.
I bet Mischief did not see these.

Thanks Geert, glad you liked them. Mischief hasn't posted recently, maybe he'll see them sometime soon, though. I'll drop him a line anyway to let him know.

I'm thinking about 'selling' my current one and moving on to something a little more subtle myself. I think I made the point for now. I'll post it in the forsale/trade forum. It should be interesting to see how it is received.

[sjs]

if you become too zealous in your anti-zealot campaign you are disqualifed. think about it. be careful.

[eyelikeart]

Originally posted by sjs
if you become too zealous in your anti-zealot campaign you are disqualifed. think about it. be careful.

so if u were too zealous an anti-zealot...that would make u an overzealous-anti-zealot...

I don't think we're going to have to worry about that here...

at this point...they are all taking positions within the campaign...seems more like a senate if u ask me... ;)

[mischief]

I just couldn't get them to download with all their frames. I certainly DO want the second one (with the wiggle-brow, not just the raised brow). If you could stuffit and E-Mail it to me? Perhaps give me a URL to link it to?


As to the little wankers playing Anti-hipocrite:

This was an informal grouping of those of us who were tired of seeing so many whiney little punks and PC/Mac Zealot out there Jack-Booting around.

The world has gotten entirely too serious. I founded SPLAT Div. to show off just how silly so much self-indulgent behavior is and how, so often it winds up destructive (See Also the "Pie List" thread).

If there are a few folks out there that make it hard for the rest of us by being entirely too serious than I think that a few of us who see the futility of their tantrums and Egotism ought to Pie the bastards until they see it too.

All you anti-anti Zealots..........watch out. We know who you are and SPLAT Div. may have a Pie around with your name on it.;) :p :D

[Mr. Anderson]

Originally posted by mischief
I just couldn't get them to download with all their frames. I certainly DO want the second one (with the wiggle-brow, not just the raised brow). If you could stuffit and E-Mail it to me? Perhaps give me a URL to link it to?


OK, it really shouldn't be that hard. You're on a mac right? Don't flame me for that one, but some people actually aren't using macs when they're on MacRumors.

If you are just put your mouse over the image, click on it and drag it to the desktop. Rename it 'something'.gif (it will be .php) and then go and reload it like you did the last.

If you still have problems, I'll email it.

[Mr. Anderson]

Oh, and do me a favor, when someone compliments you on your new 'tar, tell them you got if from me. Someone already did that on another thread, but you might not have seen that yet.

Thanks.