Pasta jar penis man chased by police

edesignuk · Nov 19, 2008

A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his penis in a pasta jar.

Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police near Nobbys Beach in Australia.

When police approached him, they suspected he might be armed, so they drew their weapons.

...

When he finally stopped the vehicle, he refused to exit the car, and officers used batons and spray to remove him. They found him with a 750ml pasta jar around his penis.

While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".

Metro.

What a mess.

heehee · Nov 19, 2008

I love how in the article they have a picture of a plate of pasta.

rdowns · Nov 19, 2008

Mmmm, pasta alfredo.

sushi · Nov 19, 2008

While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".

I this statement pretty much sums up his state of mine.

iJohnHenry · Nov 19, 2008

Pasta Sum Yung Guy. (Sorry, I could not help myself.)

arkitect · Nov 19, 2008

Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

The mind boggles

They don't say if the jar was filled with (Pasta) sauce: smooth or, errm, chunky

iJohnHenry · Nov 19, 2008

He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent". He was fined £257.

And he had to "finish" in order to achieve that state?

He must be quite a hand-full.

MacDawg · Nov 19, 2008

Hmmmm, anyone know what kind of pasta this was...

... and how well it works?

Woof, Woof Dawg

t0mat0 · Nov 19, 2008

MacDawg said:
Hmmmm, anyone know what kind of pasta this was...

... and how well it works?

Woof, Woof – Dawg

Cooked?!

themoonisdown09 · Nov 19, 2008

I wonder if the pasta jar will be up on eBay?

rdowns · Nov 19, 2008

MacDawg said:
Hmmmm, anyone know what kind of pasta this was...

Penne?

nick9191 · Nov 19, 2008

I cracked up at the Jack Russell Terrier

Abstract · Nov 19, 2008

heehee said:
I love how in the article they have a picture of a plate of pasta.

....with cream sauce, no less.

themoonisdown09 · Nov 19, 2008

rdowns said:
Penne?

That made me laugh so hard that I think I have a turtle head poking out now! I'll be right back.

arkitect · Nov 19, 2008

themoonisdown09 said:
That made me laugh so hard that I think I have a turtle head poking out now! I'll be right back.

A what?

Melrose · Nov 19, 2008

Photo Caption said:
Pasta. Jar and penis not pictured

Otherwise it would be the tiniest, erm, utensil ever seen...

weckart · Nov 19, 2008

Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police near Nobbys Beach in Australia.

Isn't it marvellous when a story ticks all the right boxes? Including location.

Big-TDI-Guy · Nov 19, 2008

He was just trying to stuff his prince albert in a can.

All just a big misunderstanding.

Best caption ever.

Schtumple · Nov 19, 2008

While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".

That guy is amazing, extreme multi tasking or what.

themoonisdown09 · Nov 19, 2008

themoonisdown09 said:
That made me laugh so hard that I think I have a turtle head poking out now! I'll be right back.

arkitect said:
A what?

Turtle Head
A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!

leishan · Nov 19, 2008

Schtumple said:
That guy is amazing, extreme multi tasking or what.

A prime example of raw, unadulterated talent...

RedTomato · Nov 19, 2008

Quoth the cops:

"Hasta la pasta"

mcarnes · Nov 19, 2008

Yawn. Don't all guys do this now and then?

The Paul Newman stuff is awesome, BTW.

Gray-Wolf · Nov 20, 2008

This thread contains too much TMI!!

dernhelm · Nov 20, 2008

Well I was gonna say "only in America", but since it wasn't, well - what can you say to this?

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