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edesignuk
Nov 19, 2008, 07:38 AM
A man has been fined after he was caught by police in his car with his penis in a pasta jar.

Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police near Nobbys Beach in Australia.

When police approached him, they suspected he might be armed, so they drew their weapons.

...

When he finally stopped the vehicle, he refused to exit the car, and officers used batons and spray to remove him. They found him with a 750ml pasta jar around his penis.

While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".Metro (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Pasta_jar_penis_man_chased_by_police&in_article_id=409231&in_page_id=2).

What a mess.

heehee
Nov 19, 2008, 07:54 AM
I love how in the article they have a picture of a plate of pasta. :D

rdowns
Nov 19, 2008, 07:55 AM
Mmmm, pasta alfredo.

sushi
Nov 19, 2008, 07:58 AM
While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".
I this statement pretty much sums up his state of mine.

iJohnHenry
Nov 19, 2008, 07:58 AM
Pasta Sum Yung Guy. (Sorry, I could not help myself.) :o

arkitect
Nov 19, 2008, 08:01 AM
Police found a number of items in the car, including pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.

The mind boggles… :eek:

They don't say if the jar was filled with (Pasta) sauce: smooth or, errm, chunky…

iJohnHenry
Nov 19, 2008, 08:09 AM
He said he resisted police because he was trying to make himself "decent". He was fined £257.

And he had to "finish" in order to achieve that state?

He must be quite a hand-full. :D

MacDawg
Nov 19, 2008, 08:15 AM
Hmmmm, anyone know what kind of pasta this was...

... and how well it works?

Woof, Woof – Dawg http://homepage.mac.com/k.j.vinson/pawprint.gif

t0mat0
Nov 19, 2008, 08:24 AM
Hmmmm, anyone know what kind of pasta this was...

... and how well it works?

Woof, Woof – Dawg http://homepage.mac.com/k.j.vinson/pawprint.gif

Cooked?!

themoonisdown09
Nov 19, 2008, 08:25 AM
I wonder if the pasta jar will be up on eBay?

rdowns
Nov 19, 2008, 08:26 AM
Hmmmm, anyone know what kind of pasta this was...


Penne?

nick9191
Nov 19, 2008, 08:29 AM
I cracked up at the Jack Russell Terrier :D

Abstract
Nov 19, 2008, 08:48 AM
I love how in the article they have a picture of a plate of pasta. :D

....with cream sauce, no less.

themoonisdown09
Nov 19, 2008, 08:50 AM
Penne?

That made me laugh so hard that I think I have a turtle head poking out now! I'll be right back.

arkitect
Nov 19, 2008, 08:57 AM
That made me laugh so hard that I think I have a turtle head poking out now! I'll be right back.

A what? :eek::eek:

:D

Melrose
Nov 19, 2008, 09:57 AM
Pasta. Jar and penis not pictured

Otherwise it would be the tiniest, erm, utensil ever seen...

weckart
Nov 19, 2008, 11:18 AM
Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, was spotted acting suspiciously in his car by police near Nobbys Beach in Australia.

Isn't it marvellous when a story ticks all the right boxes? Including location.

Big-TDI-Guy
Nov 19, 2008, 11:22 AM
He was just trying to stuff his prince albert in a can.

All just a big misunderstanding. ;)

Best caption ever.

Schtumple
Nov 19, 2008, 11:54 AM
While they were trying to restrain him, Weatherley continued to pleasure "himself in between bouts of wrestling".

That guy is amazing, extreme multi tasking or what.

themoonisdown09
Nov 19, 2008, 11:58 AM
That made me laugh so hard that I think I have a turtle head poking out now! I'll be right back.

A what? :eek::eek:

Turtle Head
A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!

leishan
Nov 19, 2008, 03:19 PM
That guy is amazing, extreme multi tasking or what.

A prime example of raw, unadulterated talent...

RedTomato
Nov 19, 2008, 04:12 PM
Quoth the cops:

"Hasta la pasta"

mcarnes
Nov 20, 2008, 12:35 AM
Yawn. Don't all guys do this now and then?

The Paul Newman stuff is awesome, BTW.

Gray-Wolf
Nov 20, 2008, 05:08 AM
This thread contains too much TMI!! :rolleyes:

dernhelm
Nov 20, 2008, 09:41 AM
Well I was gonna say "only in America", but since it wasn't, well - what can you say to this?

richard.mac
Nov 20, 2008, 09:53 AM
Nobbys Beach HAHA! :D